Ha Ha Ha. Some dumb fuck in my street sprayed my car
 

Ha Ha Ha. Some dumb fuck in my street sprayed my car with the words Nonce.

Nonce is slang for a sex criminal.

They have seen my press badge in the back of the car, for Erotica in Manchester, and found out that I do glamour photography, and clearly get gelouse.

Dumb fucks did not know that I have told everybody in the street what I do. Plus I was a student nurse, and so was police checked.

It was done by this think as fuck family who live near by. They have two red cars (they spayed themselves). And they used the same red to spay my car.

I went up to them and said that I was offering 5 thousand UK pounds to anyone who comes forward to tell me who did it. They thought I was joking.

They are not shitting it, as I have gone to all my nabours, with a letter saying "I AM SEEKING INFO FOR ON THE RETARDS WHO SPRAYED MY CAR" I also listed my sites, and got a few people signing up.


My thick as fuck nabours who sprayed my car, are shitting it.

I think they have made the biggest mistake of there lives.

Sorry cant read broken english come back later

I typed it quickly as I am a bit annoyed.

I cannot believe they used the same spray can as they do there car with.

print some news and put it through their letterbox ;)

joking man. got any pics of the car after they did it ?

Where in the UK are you ??

From his lack of spelling ability id say somewhere in the region of Manchester or East London in one of the council estates.

Regards,

Le

there is only one person in the UK to call now


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You Say Potato, I Say Potato.... :1orglaugh

What fucking language you speaking?

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Dont give him too hard a time , you can tell he is just upset.

that would be "What fucking language ARE you speaking?

Near Leeds.


Sorry, not the best speller as I am dyslexic. And yes I did spell check what I wrote.

or he should have ended with "willis"

Bleach their lawn

Reminds me of when Alan Partridge got his car sprayed "COCK PISS PARTRIDGE" and he changed it to "COOK PASS BABTRIDGE".

Lol I'll never forget that.

I was just thinking he should change it to Spraypainters are "nonce's"

They probably got tired of your daily old news threads. They did a good job. I would spray your car if you lived nearby.

too bad they didn't set it on fire while you were inside.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

But then they might change it to "people who say spraypainters are nonces are nonces" and he'll be caught in some kind of infinite loop horror. Or until there is no more space left to spray on. :winkwink:

That works pretty well. When I was a kid I used Roundup herbicide on a neighbors lawn. I wrote "BASTARD" in HUGE letters on his once immaculate front lawn. After just a couple of days, the letters were very clearly visible to everyone driving by. He was a bastard too.

but eventually they will run out of space , the key is taking up enough space they cant add anymore words :) :1orglaugh

It's really surprising that someone would vandalize your car. You seem so likable. :1orglaugh

so true :)

This retard family are in a council estate near me. To be honest not a bad one, its 99% elderly. But somehow this thick fuck family managed to move in.

Its one of these twats that think they are big gangsters. They mocked me at first till I gave them business cards with my web site on, and gave them one of my dvds.

I think they thought I was joking when I said I was putting up 5k on info on who sprayed my car.

Thick fuck dad then said he was phoning the police as I was popping my cards through peoples doors. I said go on then (as I was not. And to be honest even if I was, not sure its illegal to do so).

Its funny how think fucks like them break the law all the time, then when things go wrong, start phoning the police.

That's the problem with the UK, if I catch them at my car tonight, if I hit them with my crow bar I will be in trouble, but if I let them go, all they do if say it was not them. Even if prosecuted, they will get a £50 fine, and not pay it.

Show the pics :thumbsup

You seem to know alot about it. Sprayed many cars in your time?

nigga please. he is making this shit up - whoring for attention.

btw get a garage.

I would not have minded if they sprayed it Pimp.

I am not sure to be honest what is meant by it.

I thought it meant child molester. My mate thought it meant person convicted of a sex crime.

The police woman asked me if she thought it was a gay attack!!!

As far as the car goes, I sprayed it multi colours anyway, so its not easy to notice the word nonce all over it. If they had not done the windows, I would have not noticed.

I shall take some shots on my camera phone on Monday.

Its a bit dark now.

I have a feeling that the twat who did it will do it again tonight. I have my crow bar ready.

I have even left the front door unlocked, hoping he is dumb enough to come into the house. If he does its bashing brains in time.

The guy two doors away, has now asked me to order him dvds from the net as he does not have a computer. He was telling me that he spends £50 per disk in the shops.

More I think about it, the more I wonder if the little shit did think I was gay. As I am bloody good looking and live alone. Not that is an excuse to attack someone for being gay.

Oh well, just have to see what happens.

For much of the UK especially the scummier parts nonce = child molester .

To be honest I think you're a dick head but wouldn't wish that on you. If you're on a council estate and other people see it shit will start and you may even find moving is the only solution. The CP witchhunt unfortunately never died and the ignorant will still pursue the wrong people. And yet idiots still can't undertsand why many people don't want flyers of young looking, naked girls ending up at the neighbours.

Still on the plus side you may end up in better housing/a better area if you can afford it :)

I feel your pain, man. Someone busted my car window and stole my Sirus radio about a week ago. Sucked ass!

Hope you got it all sorted.

I'd go beat the fuck out of him and spray paint his house

Yes, I accept that often I am a dick head.

I am not sure why they would say I am a child molester.

But as everybody in my area knows me, I would not move. To be honest, I think it will be this family who moves, as they have upset a few people.

Also I said to them, that whoever did it, must be shitting it, as if they thought about it, anyone involved with porn will know people. I stood and smiled at them. Within 30 seconds from pissing about with there car, they ran into there house.

But the big problem, is, is that there is nothing legal I can do. Even if they went to the police station, all they will probably get is a caution.

In many ways, they are lucky to have dogs, as otherwise I would be pouring petrol into there hose tonight. But no way would I want to harm any animal. So I will just have to see if they have the sense not to bother me again.

I am very tempted at the moment.

But it will be me who ends up in jail.

It may not even be them. But the fact that its the same red and the way they reacted to me suggests it is them.