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Citizen Cain 11-05-2005 07:21 PM

Look at what $399K buys in New Jersey
 
http://njmls.com/cf/details.cfm?mls_...3467&id=999999

What a fucking shithole. In any sane real estate market, this would be a black owned house in a shit neighborhood.

pornguy 11-05-2005 07:23 PM

You should see what they money will buy here.

Citizen Cain 11-05-2005 07:23 PM

I am writing to the real estate agent, Mimi, that she is on fucking drugs if she thinks she will get any sane, white person to pay $400k for this.

blaze81 11-05-2005 07:24 PM

400k American you can get a mansion on the beach here!

datatank 11-05-2005 07:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blaze81
400k American you can get a mansion on the beach here!

Where do you live?

QuaWee 11-05-2005 07:32 PM

what does the race of the owner/buyer have to do with anything?

latinasojourn 11-05-2005 07:33 PM

truth is, if you run web based business and have access to high speed internet you do not need to live in substandard housing.

think outside the box.

wedouglas 11-05-2005 07:33 PM

you can buy a 3000+ sq ft ome in MI for 400K

boner 2.0 11-05-2005 07:35 PM

Year Built:
1900-1939

holy shit grand-ma!
:pimp

Citizen Cain 11-05-2005 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by QuaWee
what does the race of the owner/buyer have to do with anything?

Um, you may want to become aware of this little reality about real estate pricing called PROXIMITY TO NEGROES.

As I said before, in any sane real estate market, this house is a redneck-inhabited shithole with a flag, boat, and basketball net in the front yard....

QuaWee 11-05-2005 07:45 PM

negroes? lol, damn some of you people on gfy are ignorant

Citizen Cain 11-05-2005 07:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boner 2.0
Year Built:
1900-1939

holy shit grand-ma!
:pimp


Real-Estate agent translation: "Old-world charm and craftsmanship."

You almost can't even see all the stress cracks on that concrete wall in the front.

blaze81 11-05-2005 07:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by datatank
Where do you live?

East Coast Australia

latinasojourn 11-05-2005 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Citizen Cain
Um, you may want to become aware of this little reality about real estate pricing called PROXIMITY TO NEGROES.

welcome to the real world --- sometimes the truth ain't pretty, but it's still the truth.

not politically correct to say it, but in the real estate sales trade it's quietly called the "jig factor".

stand on the sidewalk in front of subject property with a clicker for 30 minutes.

click everytime you see an afro-american walk or drive by.

total the clicks X $1000 and subtract from appraised valuation.

believe it or not, that's what it takes to properly price those properties.

PurrrsianPussyKat 11-05-2005 07:51 PM

My grandparents got over half a mil for a tiny 3 bedroom ranch.

deniska 11-05-2005 07:52 PM

well its only $400k what do u expect a mansion ? lol but for around 900k u can get a decent house in nj 4k/sq ft

Yngwie 11-05-2005 07:52 PM

christ! I guess I could get like $750 000 for my house lol

JFK 11-05-2005 07:55 PM

not much for the money is it?? But it depends on where you live :2 cents:

Alex 11-05-2005 07:55 PM

It would get 500k+ in california.

Assuming its a quiet 'hood

Citizen Cain 11-05-2005 08:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK
not much for the money is it?? But it depends on where you live :2 cents:

They dont even try to hype it. It's just like, Yeah it's a shitbox. The cheapest house in Jersey. $400k. Take it or leave it.

"Located on a dead end street and convenient to nyc transportation this two bedroom ranch offers chestnut woodwork, replaced windows and an enclosed entry porch. great value in a prime town. Rear yard has patio and perennial garden. Detached one car garage."

Doctor Dre 11-05-2005 08:06 PM

Jeez ... 400k here gets you good $

DateDoc 11-05-2005 08:17 PM

Here is what 1.6 million gets you in Atherton!
http://homepics.realtor.com/image2/h...54/559646b.jpg

Doctor Dre 11-05-2005 08:19 PM

http://www.remax-quebec.com/photo_bi...0-pri01-01.jpg

this is the kind of propreity you get for 400k here ...

4000 + Square feets

Rochard 11-05-2005 08:21 PM

The housing market is so fucking silly it's not funny. I bought my house in 2002 for $220k. Most of you have seen pictures of my house; It's five bedrooms but modest. It's now worth $500k.

poe 11-05-2005 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctor Dre
http://www.remax-quebec.com/photo_bi...0-pri01-01.jpg

this is the kind of propreity you get for 400k here ...

4000 + Square feets

How's the nightlife like in Ethiopia?

SinisterStudios 11-05-2005 08:27 PM

Welcome to Jersey, the most expensive state in the US to live, Highest insurance rates in the US, highest property taxes in the US and the most populous state in the US.

Doctor Dre 11-05-2005 08:28 PM

http://tours.360house.com/tourimages...788/167788.jpg
650k in the city

Doctor Dre 11-05-2005 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by poe
How's the nightlife like in Ethiopia?

It's right in gatineau (230k people city), and about 10 mins drive from ottawa (almost a million people now)...

Citizen Cain 11-05-2005 08:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctor Dre

fucking nice.. too bad its cold as fuck over there....

CheeseFrog 11-05-2005 08:30 PM

I think their finger accidentally rolled onto the "3" key when they went to type the dollar symbol in the price... If it's NOT a typo, I'm moving to NJ so I can sell my '98 Civic for $60K.

adultchica 11-05-2005 08:31 PM

400 K for that house they are smoking crack!

emthree 11-05-2005 08:44 PM

$400k actually sounds about right for the area.
It's all about propperty value these days.

C_U_Next_Tuesday 11-05-2005 08:49 PM

I had no idea New jersey was becoming california in the real estate game.. fuck, I could build me two brand new very nice big homes for that kind of money.

pornguy 11-05-2005 09:03 PM

For 400k here in mexico, not only can you be on the beach, but in a gated guarded community.

Doctor Dre 11-05-2005 09:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Citizen Cain
fucking nice.. too bad its cold as fuck over there....

The summer is really nice ... you just gotta adapt to the winter . I personally do winter sports so I enjoy the winter a lot . Skiing is awesome.

Doctor Dre 11-05-2005 09:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
I had no idea New jersey was becoming california in the real estate game.. fuck, I could build me two brand new very nice big homes for that kind of money.

You're way late in the real estate game ... like ... 75 % of the urban america is becomming like cali ...

pussyserver - BANNED FOR LIFE 11-05-2005 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Citizen Cain
http://njmls.com/cf/details.cfm?mls_...3467&id=999999

What a fucking shithole. In any sane real estate market, this would be a black owned house in a shit neighborhood.

so thats how traffic cash gold wants to get attention??? by being blatantly racist?? now what if someone decided they didnt like your racist comments and they were a SEO wizard and decided to have eveything about your program associated with CP???????\

think about it google search for any term on traffic cash gold sites include text about CP

howabout a press release???

hmmmm....

lemme see how much time do I have

:winkwink: :1orglaugh

Steen2 11-05-2005 09:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctor Dre
It's right in gatineau (230k people city), and about 10 mins drive from ottawa (almost a million people now)...

Ottawa is the cheapest major city in North America.

bigdog 11-06-2005 04:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctor Dre

that looks nice for 650

Manowar 11-06-2005 04:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blaze81
East Coast Australia

sweet :upsidedow


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