GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum

GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum (https://gfy.com/index.php)
-   Fucking Around & Business Discussion (https://gfy.com/forumdisplay.php?f=26)
-   -   I finally captured my neighbor's cat (https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=543733)

Korban 11-23-2005 02:34 PM

I finally captured my neighbor's cat
 
I've been complaining for months about his cat shitting all over my property and this prick just wouldn't listen.

I finally lured the fucking thing into my house, and now have it caged. What's the most humane way to kill this thing? If I bring it to the vet will they put down a perfectly healthy cat? How much is it?

TIA

MetaMan 11-23-2005 02:36 PM

why dont you give it back to your neighbour?

i bet you have a set of annoying little brats that your neighbour wouldnt mind running over a few times or throwing a nice sized potato at.

its a fucking cat, get over it old man winter or i will personally come shit in your face instead of your yard.

Maxy 11-23-2005 02:36 PM

Don't kill a fuckin cat man.

em_sc 11-23-2005 02:36 PM

dude your fucked let the cat go....or drive it far away and let it go but don't kill it...

JamesK2 11-23-2005 02:37 PM

Easy to put the blame on the cat. It's just an animal, if u had a brain you'd kill the neighbors, not the fucking cat that doesn't know shitting on your property is wrong.

bringer 11-23-2005 02:37 PM

set it on fire in the cage and send the video to consumption junction

Korban 11-23-2005 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by em_sc
dude your fucked let the cat go....or drive it far away and let it go but don't kill it...

It will take me half a day to take this piece of shit somewhere remote. No fucking way. The most I'd do is have it put down.

JamesK2 11-23-2005 02:38 PM

If you want some serious advice btw, throw water on the cat once he gets near your property, after a few times he won't dare to come... cats hate water.

dig420 11-23-2005 02:39 PM

Give me your address, I'll come over and we'll figure something out.

sickkittens 11-23-2005 02:40 PM

...because killing cats is so cool.

WebairGerard 11-23-2005 02:41 PM

Don't be an ass and kill a cat for taking a shit. Give it back dude. Get over it and get on with life.

Libertine 11-23-2005 02:43 PM

Oh, for fuck's sake people. This is an obvious fake character.

Korban 11-23-2005 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bringer
set it on fire in the cage and send the video to consumption junction

I'm not sure about that, it will give me nightmares. The cat be meowing and shit...

Besides, I don't want to provoke the guy. I just want the problem eliminated.

fuzzylogic 11-23-2005 02:44 PM

it's not the cats fault.

however, i would bring the cat to spca

i was having a similar problem. keep in mind that u r suspect.

flirty 11-23-2005 02:45 PM

you should have caught it in cam & show it to your neighbor :1orglaugh

Deej 11-23-2005 02:45 PM

your a moron.... and only 8 posts since 2002 ..... you come here to be a complete fuckin sociopathic idiot .... you need one shell my man.....for YOUR most humane end ... heres a way you can win this battle.....blow your fuckin head off in your neighbors lawn....

:2 cents:

SilentKnight 11-23-2005 02:46 PM

Fake tasteless drama, nuthin' more.

C_U_Next_Tuesday 11-23-2005 02:46 PM

fake drama is lame

Fresh 11-23-2005 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan
...or throwing a nice sized potato at.


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

InGayPorn 11-23-2005 02:47 PM

Cruelness aside, it solves nothing. Cats are territorial...remove it and another will take its space.

Korban 11-23-2005 02:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flirty
you should have caught it in cam & show it to your neighbor :1orglaugh

I talked to the guy numerous times. The moron wont do anything about it.

Dirty F 11-23-2005 02:49 PM

Idiots. Its a troll.

Korban 11-23-2005 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dig420
Give me your address, I'll come over and we'll figure something out.

Are you from LA? Are you willing to come to Tennessee to pick it up?

MetaMan 11-23-2005 02:52 PM

to all you fucking idiots who are saying it a troll.

NO REALLY????????

some of you just stfu.

Korban 11-23-2005 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fuzzylogic
it's not the cats fault.

however, i would bring the cat to spca

i was having a similar problem. keep in mind that u r suspect.


Whats spca?

Hey, its not "fake drama". I know it is unfortunate, but the cat is really old anyway.

Korban 11-23-2005 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deej
your a moron.... and only 8 posts since 2002 ..... you come here to be a complete fuckin sociopathic idiot .... you need one shell my man.....for YOUR most humane end ... heres a way you can win this battle.....blow your fuckin head off in your neighbors lawn....

:2 cents:

I don't shit on other people's property.

Korban 11-23-2005 02:55 PM

It's all fun and games until your property stinks of cat shit. Maybe then you'd understand that after trying repeatedly to resolve this amicably, I'm left with no choice.

It's unfortunate that this cat has to die (believe me - I love animals), but it's owner has left me no choice.

tony286 11-23-2005 02:56 PM

Chances are its illegal to just let your pet wander take it to your local animal control and they will contact your neighbor that they have the cat but their will be a ticket waiting for them :)You kill the cat you can go to jail for that not worth it.

lazycash 11-23-2005 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Klabbus
Are you willing to come to Tennessee to pick it up?


This explains everything.

Babagirls 11-23-2005 02:59 PM

give it back to the owner and tell him to keep his cat inside then. dont fuckin kill a cat over his owners stupidity.

Korban 11-23-2005 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tony404
Chances are its illegal to just let your pet wander take it to your local animal control and they will contact your neighbor that they have the cat but their will be a ticket waiting for them :)You kill the cat you can go to jail for that not worth it.

I called the animal control once but they said they couldn't do anything without proof. And theres no fucking way to prove that the shit belongs to that stupid cat.

Korban 11-23-2005 03:06 PM

I'm just going to cut its throat. Be back soon.

SilentKnight 11-23-2005 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Klabbus
I'm just going to cut its throat. Be back soon.


http://www.fetishopolis.com/kap-imag...nce_guitar.jpg

Downtime 11-23-2005 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan
why dont you give it back to your neighbour?

i bet you have a set of annoying little brats that your neighbour wouldnt mind running over a few times or throwing a nice sized potato at.

its a fucking cat, get over it old man winter or i will personally come shit in your face instead of your yard.

haha nicely put

dig420 11-23-2005 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Klabbus
I'm just going to cut its throat. Be back soon.

wow you're a really clever guy. Almost as classy as bumfights.

Wish I could be like you.

crockett 11-23-2005 03:16 PM

Kitty Kabobs for dinner?

dig420 11-23-2005 03:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Klabbus
Are you from LA? Are you willing to come to Tennessee to pick it up?

I have a redneck cousin there who will do it as long as I pay him a few bucks. Send me your address and I'll get him on his way.

Korban 11-23-2005 03:21 PM

Well, that's that.

He went peacefully and painlessly, I cut his throat with box cutter while he was sleeping.

I'm going to wait till he's cold then take him to the dump.

http://www.imagedump.com/index.cgi?pick=get&tp=12991

R.I.P. Scout

If you have a cat, please keep them indoors.

SilentKnight 11-23-2005 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Klabbus
Well, that's that.

He went peacefully and painlessly, I cut his throat with box cutter while he was sleeping.

I'm going to wait till he's cold then take him to the dump.

http://www.imagedump.com/index.cgi?pick=get&tp=12991

R.I.P. Scout

If you have a cat, please keep them indoors.

Impressive - 1,704 views of that image you just uploaded 9 mins. ago.

http://www.imagedump.com/index.cgi?p...&poll_id=12991

Busted...

Dirty F 11-23-2005 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Klabbus
Well, that's that.

He went peacefully and painlessly, I cut his throat with box cutter while he was sleeping.

I'm going to wait till he's cold then take him to the dump.

http://www.imagedump.com/index.cgi?pick=get&tp=12991

R.I.P. Scout

If you have a cat, please keep them indoors.


If thats real then i hope someone will find out who you are and fuck your inbreed ass up real good.
I still think youre a troll but id still be happy to call your neighbour and show him the pic, just to make sure. I hope hes even bigger inbreed scum.


All times are GMT -7. The time now is 04:50 AM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.8
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
©2000-, AI Media Network Inc