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GoLiaT 12-10-2005 05:43 AM

who is the oldest porn guy in here ?
 
when are we to old for this shit ?
i cant imagine myself doing this at 50

XxXotic 12-10-2005 05:47 AM

paul markham is like 103 I think

SilverTab 12-10-2005 05:48 AM

huh?? Why 50?? its not that old?!

I thought you meant the oldest pornstar LOL

HomerSimpson 12-10-2005 05:49 AM

why not? Hef is old like a bible and still can fuck... :pimp
so U can too hang on this forum :)

ThumbLord 12-10-2005 06:13 AM

today I became very old, 54 that is LOL

Manowar 12-10-2005 07:08 AM

Paul Markham is pretty old

gangbangjoe 12-10-2005 07:09 AM

headless mum :1orglaugh

mardigras 12-10-2005 07:12 AM

Paul Markham could probably run circles 'round most of you whippersnappers :upsidedow

G-Money Stacks 12-10-2005 07:16 AM

Baddog or Mr skin or the content guy paul.

StuartD 12-10-2005 07:18 AM

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Originally Posted by G-Money Stacks
Baddog or Mr skin or the content guy paul.

I'm sure you mean Hank, but Hank isn't "mr skin" anymore.

XxXotic 12-10-2005 07:32 AM

I'm pretty sure shemp and zilla are older then baddog aren't they?

XxXotic 12-10-2005 07:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThumbLord
today I became very old, 54 that is LOL

happy bday :thumbsup

Basic_man 12-10-2005 07:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilverTab
huh?? Why 50?? its not that old?!

I thought you meant the oldest pornstar LOL

That would be Ron Jeremy !

Mutt 12-10-2005 07:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoLiaT
when are we to old for this shit ?
i cant imagine myself doing this at 50

alrighty - well what are you imagining yourself doing at 50? chief of cardiac surgery at Johns Hopkins? flight commander with NASA? commissioner of major league baseball?

get real - you're in porn at 20 or whatever you are for a reason - and you'll be in porn at 50 for the same reason.

Nasty 12-10-2005 07:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoLiaT
when are we to old for this shit ?
i cant imagine myself doing this at 50

Hey, watch it, I'm 50

JFK 12-10-2005 07:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nasty
Hey, watch it, I'm 50

you young whipper snapper :1orglaugh

Yngwie 12-10-2005 07:56 AM

I'm only 31

ThumbLord 12-10-2005 08:00 AM

thanks XxXotic !

ContentSHOOTER 12-10-2005 08:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutt
alrighty - well what are you imagining yourself doing at 50? chief of cardiac surgery at Johns Hopkins? flight commander with NASA? commissioner of major league baseball?

get real - you're in porn at 20 or whatever you are for a reason - and you'll be in porn at 50 for the same reason.



I would have to agree with Mutt on this... :winkwink:

SpeakEasy 12-10-2005 08:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutt
alrighty - well what are you imagining yourself doing at 50? chief of cardiac surgery at Johns Hopkins? flight commander with NASA? commissioner of major league baseball?

get real - you're in porn at 20 or whatever you are for a reason - and you'll be in porn at 50 for the same reason.

If you have 1/2 a brain you should have enough money (after a few years in the biz) to move yourself into the mainstream world, or simply retire. If you're still making free sites and submitting galleries after a few years in this biz, then you are a loser and will always be a loser, or extremely unlucky. :2 cents: :1orglaugh

Linkster 12-10-2005 08:19 AM

Happy Birthday Thumblord and Im right behind ya - and I love doing this even being over 50 - sure is better than that boring nuclear physicist job I had for years

ThumbLord 12-10-2005 08:21 AM

thanks Linkster !

Marshal 12-10-2005 08:38 AM

i have no idea who could really be the oldest...:D

GoLiaT 12-10-2005 09:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutt
alrighty - well what are you imagining yourself doing at 50? chief of cardiac surgery at Johns Hopkins? flight commander with NASA? commissioner of major league baseball?

get real - you're in porn at 20 or whatever you are for a reason - and you'll be in porn at 50 for the same reason.

i guess you have a point there lol

davecummings 12-10-2005 09:46 AM

65, and Counting:-)
 
I turned 65 last March, have finally gotten a prescription for Viagra (I never want to let a Director down by me not being UP to par---e.g., for the recent 2-hour orgy scene in "Screw My Wife, Please, Vol 50", I took a blue pill because I had to get oral and screw all five wives in that shoot), and I shoot regularly for my "Knee Pad Nymphos" series. I also remain active in the world of swinging, and with my groupie girls.

Yes, I do collect Social Security! And, like almost everyday, I will soon be heading to the beach for a nice breakfast and a 4-6 mile brisk-walk/slow jog.

Dave Cummings
www.davecummings.com

justsexxx 12-10-2005 09:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by davecummings
I turned 65 last March, have finally gotten a prescription for Viagra (I never want to let a Director down by me not being UP to par---e.g., for the recent 2-hour orgy scene in "Screw My Wife, Please, Vol 50", I took a blue pill because I had to get oral and screw all five wives in that shoot), and I shoot regularly for my "Knee Pad Nymphos" series. I also remain active in the world of swinging, and with my groupie girls.

Yes, I do collect Social Security! And, like almost everyday, I will soon be heading to the beach for a nice breakfast and a 4-6 mile brisk-walk/slow jog.

Dave Cummings
www.davecummings.com


I think we have a winner here :)

directfiesta 12-10-2005 10:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by davecummings
I turned 65 last March, have finally gotten a prescription for Viagra (I never want to let a Director down by me not being UP to par---e.g., for the recent 2-hour orgy scene in "Screw My Wife, Please, Vol 50", I took a blue pill because I had to get oral and screw all five wives in that shoot), and I shoot regularly for my "Knee Pad Nymphos" series. I also remain active in the world of swinging, and with my groupie girls.

Yes, I do collect Social Security! And, like almost everyday, I will soon be heading to the beach for a nice breakfast and a 4-6 mile brisk-walk/slow jog.

Dave Cummings
www.davecummings.com

:thumbsup and many more years.

Doctor Dre 12-10-2005 10:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HomerSimpson
why not? Hef is old like a bible and still can fuck... :pimp
so U can too hang on this forum :)

Damn I should have thought about this character before...

How the fuck do you know if the old man can fuck

bobby666 12-10-2005 10:13 AM

39, still for some weeks

baddog 12-10-2005 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by XxXotic
I'm pretty sure shemp and zilla are older then baddog aren't they?


As is Tia

baddog 12-10-2005 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SpeakEasy
If you have 1/2 a brain you should have enough money (after a few years in the biz) to move yourself into the mainstream world, or simply retire. If you're still making free sites and submitting galleries after a few years in this biz, then you are a loser and will always be a loser, or extremely unlucky. :2 cents: :1orglaugh


There is a helluva lot more to this industry than making galleries and free sites. Maybe you are the loser around here.

Why is mainstream better than adult? I deal with both, and to be honest, I have a lot more fun with the adult side, and at this point in my life, fun is where it is at.

Retirement is highly overrated.

baddog 12-10-2005 11:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThumbLord
today I became very old, 54 that is LOL


Congrats. Does the AARP still hound you, or did you break down and join? If you did, are you glad you did?

ThumbLord 12-10-2005 11:42 AM

AARP ?
no clue what they are sorry doggy

ThumbLord 12-10-2005 11:46 AM

American Association of Retired People ?

ThumbLord 12-10-2005 11:46 AM

Anti American Retarded Persons

Spunky 12-10-2005 11:51 AM

I'm in my 40's..there's a few of us

Violetta 12-10-2005 11:53 AM

ennifrog, Hippopotamus, rebelgirl23, lankz, SDSimon all turned 63 today according to the gfy calendar!

Linkster 12-10-2005 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog
Congrats. Does the AARP still hound you, or did you break down and join? If you did, are you glad you did?

I joined and Im glad I did - discounts on everything LOL - the only drawback is the almost daily mailings from insurance companies and prescription cards etc that appear in the mailbox

baddog 12-10-2005 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThumbLord
AARP ?
no clue what they are sorry doggy


Nevermind, just noticed you were in NL -

AARP= American Association of Retired Perverts or something like that.

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