Which one of you Sponsors knows how to Treat a Woman Right at Xmas Time???? (DRAMA)
 

... So the doorbell rang AGAIN today. (6th time this week.) It was FedEx.
Surprise, surprise... ANOTHER package for SHAP from someone in the industry.
So I sit and watch while he opens 'his' boxes. Then, I sit by patiently while he plays with 'his' new toys.

Well today, I've officially had enough and I am not keeping quiet any longer. :winkwink:

I have a question. Why are all the Xmas gifts aimed at pleasing the GUYS? Last time I checked there were a few HOT BUSINESS CHICKS in this industry!

Listen up, I am also the owner of Twistys. I work just as hard as Shap. Why is it that nobody sent ME a pair of diamond earrings for Xmas?
Nobody sent ME a Cartier pen?
Nobody sent ME a massage at my local spa?
Nobody even sent an Xmas card with my name on it! Everything just goes to Shap. A Plasma tv for Shap. An Xbox360 for Shap. A PSP for Shap. 2 fancy pens for Shap. Tons of chocolates for Shap. 2 ipods for Shap. Bah! Right now I say :BangBang: SHAP and :BangBang: all these "MAN GIFTS"!! hehe

Can somebody tell me WHY this industry is kissing HIS butt and nobody is even trying to indulge me with one, measly ass-kissing feminine holiday sentiment? Heck, I'd settle for a pair of socks at this point!

I have the power to redirect signups wherever I want them to go. Remember, I AM THE Owner of Twistys, Thumbzilla, BigBreastLovers, SexApe, Picwarehouse. Somebody show me the LOVE and I'll show you the SIGNUPS. :winkwink:

Ok, so which of you sponsors has the BALLS to step it up and TREAT THIS LADY!?


xoxo

Ummm.... I will keep my mouth shut here :1orglaugh

All I got was another lump of coal :(

I can send you a dildo if you want ?

maybe they are saving everything for Xmas day... Seeing that xmas is not over yet. :winkwink:

what sponsor is giving away plasmas as gifts?

P.s. Videosz... I do all our accounting. I know for a FACT I have sent you over 100k worth of business this year. Same with AEBN. More than 100 grand this year! If you haven't sent our Xmas gifts yet, ERASE Shap's name and put mine on there instead. See list above!

This goes for all our other sponsors too! :winkwink:

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Hey for traffic and signups like you are saying message me at 703 032 or e mail [email protected] and i'll deff take care of you and send out some nice female related gifts.

I sale used butt beads :1orglaugh :winkwink:

I bet this thread will have some good result on your doorbell ring ;)

Xmas Gifts from Sponsors ROCK!

Babe, just because Mallcom sent those 4 dildos and 3 vibrators in November doesn't mean you can't consider it an XMAS gift. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Hey Shap, tell everyone how that 'STAY HARD' cream Ric (Mallcom) sent you hasn't been working!!!!! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Whoooooooooooo Whooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!

HAHAHAA.. so she did get gifts.

I have a feeling that is the point... but as Pete Griffin would say,

"It could have been the dollar bills you stuffed down her thorat... it could have been when you hit her with a bar stool... I don't know, I'm not a Doctor."

How would you like a gift basket from Bath & Body Works?

Situations like this are why its important to know the people you do business with. Personalized gifts are always very, very nice.

It's been the 12 days of Christmas for me these past 2 weeks and I love it :1orglaugh

I think she's feeling left out and just wishes someone would at least add her name to the Xmas Cards.

And they say Post counts don't mean shit.

Shap: 2085 Posts = XMAS GIFTS WOOOHOOOO :thumbsup
Shapette: 39 Posts = WHO DAT????

Ahhhhhhhhhh now you're talkin'!! Sweeeeeet! xoxo :thumbsup

How about if I offer to optimize the next one of these ( http://www.pradult.com/2005/12/04/tw...-of-the-month/ - http://www.pradult.com/2005/11/01/tw...-of-the-month/ - http://www.pradult.com/2005/10/05/tw...-of-the-month/ ) that comes across my desk, and do it in your name?

Here's something I'm sure Shapette would love and appreciate.

http://www.bathandbodyworks.com/prod...entPage=family

Or maybe something as simple as this (its the thought that counts!)

http://www.bathandbodyworks.com/prod...entPage=family

Any other "Business Babes" seeing the same thing from sponsors? Here is a short list:

PK, Vanilla Deville, Naughty Allie, Sharon (Mrs. Worldsex/AL4A), tASSy, KimmyKim, Odie, Sunny Leone, Sarah (Mrs. Drinking Harder), Punker Barbie, Lady Mischief.... ????

Any of you gals getting 'female' gifts? :winkwink:

How about something personalized like a T-shirt embroidered with your initials?

http://www.amateurcleavage.com/gfy/bs.jpg

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh Good One.

You going to Vegas?

Start promoting FreakBucks.com on your tgps and I will send YOU a gift and traffic to Twistys :)

Lots of hosted gals, micro niche sites that convert, up to $35 per trial < / endspam >

Uh oh!
Shap, I think I'm in love with your wife based solely on this thread! :1orglaugh

Great thread, Shapette, you tell em! :winkwink:

KOUSHY!!!!! Great seeing you at the Mansion. Will you be in Vegas? Let's hook up and talk some biz. I will give your program a try. :)

Nah we're going to pass....we think it's ridiculous to have both shows at the same time.

We're planning on making it to Phoenix though.

Well I won't have to worry about show crowds, I'll be in the VENETIAN and Caesars Shops buying Beth Gifts. Every Xmas gift I get from sponsors is another day at the shops in Vegas. If this keeps up I'll have to fly to LA before coming back home :winkwink:

heh, wrong Kourosh "koushy", sorry.

But I will be in Vegas and hope to meet you...

hopefully you will still give my program a try. :winkwink:

LOL Oh no she's lost her mind and is now calling Strangers by cutey nick names.

This has gone WAY TOO FAR!

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OMG I apologize! I didn't know there was more than one 'Kourosh' posting on this board! No worries, I will still give your program a try. P.S. Is it OK if I call you 'Koush2'? :)

haha... happens all the time, ppl mistake me with "Krosh", we are both named Kourosh however I go by Cory... what confuses ppl is my AIM handle which is VIPkourush...

you can still call me Koushy tho haha.

lol no problem... you can call me whatever you like.

Shap may have some explaining to do, we sent this to you in your name.

http://eprentice.sdsu.edu/F044/abouh...d_necklace.jpg

LOL She's trying to get anything not sent yet changed to her name. I'm on to her little tricks. :winkwink:

Listen "Pipey" (real name witheld for secrecy purposes and potential Xmas cash-in) We see you enough in Miami you could have 'hand' delivered it to me personally! OXO :)

Thanks alot Pipecrew. I took it out of the box and was going to re-gift it and pass it off as my own gift. Thanks you are a real friend.

Next time you guys are in miami let us know and we will do something nice for you, just you! there you go! Shap can pay Nhl 2005 at my house.