worst pain EVER
 

aaaaaagh, i just got salt in my eye!

forget having your dick cut off with blunt scissors... salt in the eye to be the worst pain ever.

i dare someone, anyone, someone crazy to try it... :mad: :mad: :mad:

i'll take your word that it hurts

Tell him not to cum in your eyes next time.

My worst was prolly 4 hours of tattoo work on my side - ouch.

Anyone watch Jackass? That guy had mace prayed in his eyes to see what it was like.

we believe you... vinegar helps to wash it out :Graucho

amen

i remember when he was bobbing for jelly fish. hahaha :1orglaugh

LOL

I have been peppersprayed it wasn't that bad. Six hours of the needle that kinda sucked. I was sick afterwords.:(
I think I am sick now:(

i have the World's Biggest salt lick out in the field on my ranch

one day after bailing straw, i had thousands of tiny cuts all over my arms

while walking through the field i tripped over a gopher hole and fell arms and face first into the World's Biggest salt lick

got salt in my eyes and in all the thousands of cuts in my arms

and to add salt to my wounds...i broke the World's Biggest salt lick and now they're going to take it out of the Guiness Book of World Records

all in all, it was a typical day at the ranch

sorry....what was the question again?

:uhoh

I was CS gassed twice a year in the Air Force under the guise of 'Respirator Confidence Checks' - I KNEW the damn respirator was ok - and why did taking them off in the gas chamber make us more confident in their damn use??!! BASTARDS!!

I got a dose of pepper spray in Amsterdam (someone else got sprayed and I walked through the cloud) - unpleasant

I have took almost every type of pepper spray, or mace avail.. they all hurt like fuck, but after you do it 3-4 times it isnt that bad.

I think I'll give the mace/pepper spray a miss. :glugglug

Tattooing isn't pain at all.. doesn't hurt much. When I broke my toe, that hurted a lot more, if you can compare the two. Salt in the eye must be very unpleasant.

I was a security guard and one asshole sprayed something in my eyes, that was also unpleasant. :)

Pain's never fun, and I've seen lots of it.

Ahh.. now I remember what was the most painful event of my miserable life.

We were playing hockey and I got a slapshot in the nads. I lost conciousness... surprisingly.

pepper spray...bah

if you spray that shit at mexicans they just take out the nachos and start scooping it out of the air to eat

Sorry - but bullshit. It depends entirely on where the tattooing is done, how long for and to an extent who is doing it. I've a large chunk of my body covered and some bits I sat and read a book while it was done. Others I was biting on a towel and literally pulling my hair out from the pain. Like I say - it depends on several factors. Odd thing is I hate pain and usually stay clear of it at all costs. Still, too late to back out once the first line is started.

Tattoos hurt when its done with a dull piece of glass and dyed with colored salt, and the location is you?re under arm.. I had it done; it was a Wright of passage into a lil group I belong to.. You may have heard of it.. Our leader yodels!

Bullshit! I was tatooed to the point where I had lost alot of blood and had passed out! The area being don was so fucking sore that when my artist would wipe it I felt like screaming! Try Six ours of the great needle and you will think again. That or let someone tattoo your little dick!

But seriosly it can be realy painful depending on how much and where you have it done. But I have felt worse, like when I got kicked in the head a few times during a fight, Yes I got my assed kicked! The worse part of the pepper spray was going through the whole pain again when I got in the shower!

I have 8 stitches in my right eye and I'd have to say it is a little bit uncomfortable.

I agree tattoos hurt depending on where you get them.

I have been tattood for 6 hours, but that's not the point. It is NOT the most painful thing in the world. I have a tattoo under my arm, but the most painful place was where bone was close to skin, and that wasn't agonizing either. I wouldn't have my dick tattooed though. :)

Having Kidney Stones is the worst pain possible. I had small ones and it hurt like a mother, I was in tears.

My dad got them a year or so ago, my dad is pretty tough and when it comes to spending money on hospital visits. His kidney stones were sooo painful, that they brought him to the ground and forced him to go to the hospital to get them taken care of.

kidney stones is about as bad as it gets for a guy. I have had them a bunch of times (I used to drink a LOT of beer). They suck bad. I had a nurse hit me with 3 big needles of demerol. She said it was enough to knock a horse on it's ass, and I was not even phased by it.

Put it this way. When my appendix burst, I was relieved it was NOT fucking kidney stones again.

Ever had you stomach checked for bleeding in the ER? This hurts real, real bad. The take a piece of plastic tubing about 3/4" wide, coat it with KY jelly, then stick it UP YOUR FUCKING NOSE, through your sinuses, down your throat, take a fluid sample, and then pull it back out...better than Disneyland. Avoid this if at all possible.

Cult of the Dead Cow?

How do you get kidney stones?

Greatest pain, that seems pretty easy. The pain of a broken heart, like when your kids ignore you on Father's Day, or Christmas, of you find out your best friends are all having a gang bang on your wife . . . . . and they never thought to even invite you! That is the emotional pain, which I am not sure can be measured.

However, when it comes to physical pain, I think it is all relative. The more pain you are forced to endure, the less painful the last one seems. For example, in the early 70s I wore hard contact lenses. We also had gasoline rationing, where you could only buy gas every other day. So, naturally I would fill up my car's gas tank for a storage unit and siphon the gas out of it to use in my motorcycle. Worked pretty good until one time the gas came out of the hose, into my eyes, under these hard lenses! That hurt like a bitch.

Then there was the run in where my leg got caught in between my H-D and the rear bumper of a Toyota, as my body was being launched into the air. That caused a spiral fracture of the tibia and fibula, and broke 5 bones in my foot. That was pretty bad, until I got the $100k check for it.

Then there was the time I stopped a high speed metal ceiling fan, with 30" X 4" blades with my face. That hurt pretty good.

Then there was the 16' long 4x12 that came down on my . . . . well you get the idea. It is always the worst pain, until you find something worse to do to yourself.

Thats very true, nothing can be compared with emotional pain. I rather have my arm cut off, than being heartbroken.

Pussies, the whole lot of ya!! :winkwink:

Try getting deep 2nd, almost 3rd degree burns over 18% of your body where you can see nicely down into your flesh and then come and talk to me. ESPECIALLY when the nerves start to grow back!! Not only is there the initial pain but then there is rehab that causes a shitload of pain as well. THAT is pain my friends!!

That'd sting a bit

I took a paintball to my left nut while holding my gun in the air because I was already out. To make it even better the person who shot me was on my team. Close range.

My nut turned dark purple and I couldn't run for a week.

true, paintball to the nutsack is a painful thing

I was running left to right across the field, looking to bunker the "last" guy on the other team. I believed we had already cleared the field. I was wrong, there was another guy left, and he was amazed to see me rumbling bumbling and stumbling at top speed towards him. He lit me up, and I took a few groin shots. The refs were all cringing, said I hit the ground and looked like a train wreck.

I played back the rest of the day.

woooops

After reading all that, I'd have to say my eye feels great right now!

I got a papercut once...

None of you come close to the worst pain.


Listening to a woman talk about something like she thinks she even remotely knows what she is fucking talking about.

THAT is pain.


or reading this board.

or listening to two women talk to each other. sweet jesus.

fortunately i haven't endured much _REAL_ pain yet...
but the thing that hurted most until now is:
i once fell on my head causing my bottomlip to break in two... when that happened it hurted quite a lot but because of the shock it wasn't that bad... BUT when later that day i got an narcose-injection RIGHT INTO MY F*CKING _O_P_E_N_ LIP... well _T_H_A_T_ hurted i can say...


so one tip: never fall on the street and split your lips in two...

One time I was with some friends and we were all drunk. Was play wrestling with a girl I tickled her & didn't stop right away when she asked... Knee to the nuts and that hurt alot. Wouldn't of been too bad, except for the fact a roomful of people were madly laughing. :mad:

Have to give my vote to TheEnforcer. Severe burns suck, I would go thru about anything, even listening to two or three women talking at the same time, to avoid going thru the pain of severe burns.

one time I was shaving my nuts and nicked my scrotum..hurt like fuckall.....

I also had a girl shaving my groin once and she sneeed and the razor nicked the head of my penis...it was bleeding like crazy...

I wax now...two razorblade/groin injuries was like a sign or something...........