Worst day of my life
 

I wake up desmorning, to my daughter unwilling to goto church. Wondering why, I continue to church, when I return. I notice a car, sitting in the driveway. Walked in the front door, to find my daughter and her boyfriend going buckwild in the living room ;(

I'm still pissed

Look I'm sorry but we could'nt afford a hotel and the car was too tight!

J/K!

DH:glugglug

LOL :1orglaugh


Btw, how old is she?

i would fuck her brains out for that!

take picture and videos and put them on your sites

church? :eek7

i can assure you i would have killed him :BangBang:

Now do you see how religion can harm your family????

That sucks man.. Was she at least smart enough to make him wear a rubber??

-KC

thats just disrespectful, at least they should of went to a hotel.

it's only disrespectful if they stain the carpet.

:ak47: :BangBang:

"Walked in the front door, to find my daughter and her boyfriend going buckwild in the living room"

... this is why I am so freaky happy to have a boy ... when I come back from church he is doing a different chick every sunday ... makes me proud.

heheheh


this has to be a joke post..

I don't know if he was wearing one or not, but shes only 15!!

I'm still chapped

It could have been worse, you could have got home and found the whole football team in your living room.

On a serious note, if they want to do it bad enough there is nothing you can do to stop them, they might as well enjoy the comfort of the house

Did he give her a facial?

I bet the guy was scared shitless. My dad once walked in on my girlfriend and I, he didn't see any problem with it though :thumbsup

should I feel bad that I just got hard? :Graucho

When dad caught me and my ex-GF all he said was "Go to your room, Shut the door, Keep the noise down, or turn the stereo up"

Mr. FierceHost,
i'de like to issue you a public appology sir, for banging your daughter. I don't know what I was thinking. actually, i do know what i was thinking....i was thinking about banging your daughter, but sir, i am sincerely sorry about that! my penis got the better of me today, and while you were praying to god today at church, your daughter was calling me daddy and yelling for me to tap that ass.

The good news is sir, that she does swallowed all of my sperm in one big gulp, so we did not make a mess, like last time. I hope you accept this apology. I will never let it happen again sir. thank you.

lol! so bad so bad

Just found out the guy was 19 !!!

you should've come back in wearing your chaps and swingin' your pearl ass-beads.

no, actually i just turned 20 last week

She'd have better sex with an experienced man :1orglaugh

I wonder if Boneprone has done her

What happened? Your brother finally get that restraining order against you?

Better get to Church and pray for your daughter's soul.. 15 and already taking facials? Damn.........

Hey Fierce, I'm a nice guy, and I'm only 18! :)

Could I ask your daughter out? :winkwink:

Though I do turn 19 next weekend. :)

Cheers,
Matt

no, he said he hooked up with some guy named eros, so they can have each other for all i care

LMAO
now that people know she is easy, everyone wants a piece. haha

Oh man...gonna have to take some time off to recover from such a witty come back....oh I think I'm getting the vapors.

hey, your comeback wasent that hot either buddy :Graucho

this really really sucks

No...but seriously I did get gas

can you post a picture of her? If she's 15 and ugly then theres a problem...but if shes 15 and hot then its understandable...
Post a pic...we will feel your pain more-so...

Geez Kids, settle down.

Fierce, I feel for ya. It wouldnt be so bad if she was a bit older, but 15, with a 19y.o. would get me mad also.

I hope you kick his ass next time you see him! :ak47:

Dude, thats a bad story. I don't have any kids, but if I did, and that happened to me, I would be fuckin pissed!

Dream On, she is not desperate. She is 15 you idiot:321GFY

If I were her Mamma, I would be whippin someone's ass.,, Maybe everyone in the house.:thumbsup

my dad caught me about 4 times during my fuckfest career and his excat words were "thats my boy" and "when is it my turn?"


gotta love southern dads



bunky