Myths your parents told you that you still belive!! Add yours!!
 

What are some of the myths your parents told you that you grew up to belive but found out are not true. Here's two from my youth.


1. That I can't eat chocolate chip cookie dough cause it has raw eggs and you will get salemenal sickness and die. Funny it became my favorite flavor of ice

2. Chewing Gum secret ingredieants is spider eggs so never fall asleep with gum in your mouth or you will wake up with spiders in your mouth. And dont you dare shallow it it will be in your body for 6 years.

Those are two quick ones i just thought up now. What are some of the myths your parents told you growing up?

I will melt in the rain... Scared for life!

It will only hurt for a little while....still hurts.

Hey Simple!

Are you going to Arizona?

Santa Claus

All spiders will kill you...

They thought it would be easier to have me belive that than to try to teach with are ok and which are not... I'm still freaked the fuck out over them! (Ever seen a grown man jump 20 feet in a single bound? LOL!)

Actually this is true if the dough is homemade. If you are talking about the tube stuff then no because the eggs are pasturized first.

Im like that with the sun! Im so fucking white right now.

bite your lip im going in dry! yah i heard that before
:mad:

the cookie dough one is real.... if you use real eggs...
if you like raw cookie dough, use pasturized egg shit.

the spider one isn't..

Those magazines are degrading to women.

Dont drink cold water with hot soup or your teeth will fall out.

The ones in the office washroom? :winkwink:

All people that use heroin die after 6 years. Must have worked as I have never done it and I am shit scared of it!

"Eat carrot if you dont want to wear glasses"


well I ate a bunch of carrots and Im myope as hell LOL

Wait an hour after eating popcorn before going swimmin'...or else the water you might swallow will expand the popcorn and you'll choke.

Since I sometimes live dangerously - I tested this theory out years ago.

You guessed it...

"swallow your gum and it takes 4 years to digest" Never been a fan of gum since.

God is real

No no dude, I have MUCH better magazines in my office. Cases of them :)

Don't make faces, if the wind changes my face will stay like that forever!

I can't afford to loose this sexy face so I never make faces :(

Did all parent come out with the swallowing gum story that it lasts in your stomach for 4 years plus?

damn, all I have in here is pictures of Magnus and DH on the wall... which are pretty hot and all... but....

My parents never talked to me... :-(

I would say ... If I lose my virginity or am not married by 25.. no one will want me, however, since I am not married yet.. .those could be true.

hahaha

Santa is real, you were just a bad boy the last 20 or so years...
WG

Santa Claus. I'm 27 now but I still believe in him. :) And I tell my daughter the same story.

ahh... is that what I've been doing wrong? Damn.... but being bad means getting what I want all year... not just one day :winkwink:

Pissing in the swimming pool will cause a chemical reaction.
Everybody will find out what you did.
:helpme

All we have is Xbiz world and AVN. Damn it! LOL

You learn something new everyday :)

Don't swallow watermelon seeds. If you do you'll grow a watermelon in your stomach.

That one I dont understand at all.

yah i was told there would be a red ring show up around you. SO i pissed anyways.

Fear Whitey

Whacking off will make you go blind.

Wait a minute, I'm whacking off less and my eye sight is getting worse. I think I better go rub one off.

That's some funny stuff!

whoa..who went into you dry?

Ramos :(

that bastard...no action for you that night then?:winkwink:

"if you keep doing that you will go blind and get hairy palms."

He's vandalising wielco in Cancun as we speak..