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BoyAlley 05-12-2006 05:52 PM

I'm Looking For A Part Time Sales Rep!
 
SPAM ME IF YOU ARE INTERESTED, OR IF YOU HAVE SOMEONE TO RECOMMEND!

Great opportunity to get in on the ground. I mean, ground floor.

ALL MY MONIES ARE BELONG TO WHO EVER MY NEW REP IS!!!!!

Should be comfortable with both fags and breeders. Must be able to tolerate working with me. No need to relocate, cuz I don't want you living near me anyway.

UBER HIGH COMMISSIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Libertine 05-12-2006 05:53 PM

Does it require receiving anal?

BoyAlley 05-12-2006 05:54 PM

http://www.alleybucks.com/promo/copperfield.jpg

BoyAlley 05-12-2006 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by punkworld
Does it require receiving anal?

Require? That's just an added benefit!

Libertine 05-12-2006 05:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley
Require? That's just an added benefit!

Hmm. Tempting.

After Shock Media 05-12-2006 05:55 PM

Does that mean I have to deal with looking at gay pron much? Or just be ok with whatever sexuality a person is?

TheSpreader 05-12-2006 05:55 PM

I'll do it but I just won't promote your gay stuff. Wait. Do you have anything else?

I'm just kidding. I'm already a Rep for a major player in the game. See their info in my sig. :thumbsup

BoyAlley 05-12-2006 05:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by After Shock Media
Does that mean I have to deal with looking at gay pron much? Or just be ok with whatever sexuality a person is?

No need to look at gay pornos! You'll be pushing ad space and keeping our clients mad happies!

Mr.Right - Banned For Life 05-12-2006 05:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by punkworld
Does it require receiving anal?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Spunky 05-12-2006 05:58 PM

I'll pass this thread to Mr Izzz

CyberHustler 05-12-2006 05:59 PM

I'll Do It, Contact Info In Sig

Damian_Maxcash 05-12-2006 05:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by punkworld
Does it require receiving anal?

Mmm - I will take it - How much do I have to pay you?

Libertine 05-12-2006 05:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley
No need to look at gay pornos! You'll be pushing ad space!

Well, I guess I'm out then :disgust

Gawd, for a moment there, I thought I had finally found the perfect excuse for watching gay porn.

Burridge 05-12-2006 06:00 PM

helloooooooooooooo

Fresh 05-12-2006 06:01 PM

hit up Just_Dave. he loves the gays

BoyAlley 05-12-2006 06:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave Guru
hit up Just_Dave. he loves the gays

I WOULD BUT HE IS DATING MY BROTHER SO THAT'S A CONFLICT. SORRY FOR HIM.

Dagwolf 05-12-2006 06:08 PM

Sounds like a sweet position. :thumbsup The job I mean, not the receiving. :1orglaugh

Babagirls 05-12-2006 06:10 PM

Im interested!! Part time would be great for me. And i love you, BoyAlley! :thumbsup let me know if you're interested in hiring a chick :)

Tuga 05-12-2006 06:11 PM

What's the payout for this job? Besides getting anal.

Libertine 05-12-2006 06:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babagirls
Im interested!! Part time would be great for me. And i love you, BoyAlley! :thumbsup let me know if you're interested in hiring a chick :)

BoyAlley, since you're heterosexually challenged and all, if you hire Babagirls, I'll gladly help in providing the added benefits :upsidedow

minusonebit 05-12-2006 06:13 PM

Hmm, I might be game. Hit me up.

BoyAlley 05-12-2006 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babagirls
Im interested!! Part time would be great for me. And i love you, BoyAlley! :thumbsup let me know if you're interested in hiring a chick :)

Hit me up on ICQ!

Fizzgig 05-12-2006 06:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley
Hit me up on ICQ!

I knew you weren't really gay. You're faking it!
:1orglaugh

Just kidding, Babagirls would be an excellent rep for any company. She represents herself very well.

Babagirls 05-12-2006 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fizzgig
I knew you weren't really gay. You're faking it!
:1orglaugh

Just kidding, Babagirls would be an excellent rep for any company. She represents herself very well.

thank you so much! :)

madawgz 05-12-2006 06:29 PM

heres a bump for ya!

BoyAlley 05-12-2006 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tuga
What's the payout for this job? Besides getting anal.

I MIGHT INCLUDE SOME SUCKY SUCKY TOO!

Libertine 05-12-2006 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley
I MIGHT INCLUDE SOME SUCKY SUCKY TOO!

Now you have me interested. I'll do the job for anal once a month and two times sucky sucky per month. How does that sound?

BoyAlley 05-12-2006 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by punkworld
Now you have me interested. I'll do the job for anal once a month and two times sucky sucky per month. How does that sound?

As long as you bottom I'm cool with it.

Libertine 05-12-2006 07:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley
As long as you bottom I'm cool with it.


If you include a reacharound, it's a deal.

Babagirls 05-12-2006 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by punkworld
If you include a reacharound, it's a deal.

you've got some KILLER negotiation skillz! :thumbsup :1orglaugh

spacedog 05-12-2006 07:22 PM

I'm interested.

I'll bend over backwards for you :winkwink:

buddyjuf 05-12-2006 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babagirls
you've got some KILLER negotiation skillz! :thumbsup :1orglaugh

tell me about it!

BoyAlley 05-12-2006 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spacedog
I'm interested.
I'll bend over backwards for you :winkwink:

Oooooh. I love it when str8 bois talk all thexy to me!

BoyAlley 05-12-2006 08:14 PM

COME WORK WITH THE GAY HOMOSEXUAL!!!!!!!!!!!!

MAD MONIES FOR YOU LUB YOU LONG TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!

soulboy 05-12-2006 08:16 PM

I would be interested but still a newbie

BoyAlley 05-13-2006 09:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by soulboy
I would be interested but still a newbie

Sorry, but I want someone that can take it like a champ.

BUMP FOR THE DAY CREW!!

polish_aristocrat 05-13-2006 09:57 AM

will the rep also need to post in yellow ?

BoyAlley 05-13-2006 10:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat
will the rep also need to post in yellow ?


No. Yellow is mine. They can use orange though!

Deej 05-13-2006 11:39 AM

I work for reacharounds :winkwink:

Alex 05-13-2006 11:50 AM

Boyalley i tried ICQing you a while back for something different.

Would email be better?


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