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DebsDeep 07-05-2006 05:52 AM

How do you answer an email like this....
 
This is one of about 30 a day I got

"Hi Deb
I am going on vacation for 2 weeks the end of this month, I live in wiconsin, If I were to come to your area would you be able to give me one
of those blowjobs you do on your site? Your so amazing to be able to do that, its a lifelong dream for me
Thanks
Tom"

Now cmon....what do you say?

ButtUgly-Bertha 07-05-2006 05:53 AM

Tell Tom to mind his business at myspace.com and leave you alone.:warning

Jakke PNG 07-05-2006 05:54 AM

Give the poor guy head.

Pornopat 07-05-2006 05:56 AM

I would say yes to me.....errr him!

EdgeXXX 07-05-2006 05:59 AM

Tell him that he has to be a "Platinum Member" ($49-$99/mo) for at least 3 years before he qualifies for this option. :thumbsup

DebsDeep 07-05-2006 06:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TeenGodFather
Give the poor guy head.


no thats quite allright....I could send him your way :)

notabook 07-05-2006 06:08 AM

Honestly it depends on how long the guy has been a member. If he's been a valued member for a few years (unlikely) then hey, why not? :thumbsup

Grapesoda 07-05-2006 06:10 AM

tell him to get tested and do it, use the bj for an update on yer site

Doctor Dre 07-05-2006 06:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notabook
Honestly it depends on how long the guy has been a member. If he's been a valued member for a few years (unlikely) then hey, why not? :thumbsup

Are you crazy ? The guy will turn into a stalker.


Ask him for pics and if he wants to feature on your site first... don't do nothing for nothing. Lots of models fucked members on cam before.

madko 07-05-2006 06:14 AM

tell him to: "get a life"

SilentKnight 07-05-2006 06:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by debsdeepthroat
I am going on vacation for 2 weeks the end of this month, I live in wiconsin, If I were to come to your area...

Tell'em he can't get a blowjob since he failed the spelling quiz.

Its spelled Wisconsin.

notabook 07-05-2006 06:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctor Dre
Are you crazy ? The guy will turn into a stalker.


Ask him for pics and if he wants to feature on your site first... don't do nothing for nothing. Lots of models fucked members on cam before.

That was a joke :winkwink: Unless a good chunk of change is on the table and you can use it as a fucking hot set, closest thing a member should get is a good POV :1orglaugh

Tdog 07-05-2006 06:19 AM

Send him a fleshlight for his support.

Chris 07-05-2006 06:20 AM

Model release form

free content.

Stallion 07-05-2006 06:20 AM

Tell him sorry your all booked up. :)

notabook 07-05-2006 06:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tdog
Send him a fleshlight for his support.

Hmmm.. and signed? A signed fleshlight? Hmmmm... Interesting idea :winkwink: that I definately won't steal. I promise.

CIVMatt 07-05-2006 06:21 AM

Sounds like a nice guy, very polite...

polle54 07-05-2006 06:27 AM

sounds like a stand up guy looking for some head :)

give him what he needs in exange for the rights to the content

that would be fucking funny

Ben_MN 07-05-2006 06:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by debsdeepthroat
This is one of about 30 a day I got

"Hi Deb
I am going on vacation for 2 weeks the end of this month, I live in wiconsin, If I were to come to your area would you be able to give me one
of those blowjobs you do on your site? Your so amazing to be able to do that, its a lifelong dream for me
Thanks
Tom"

Now cmon....what do you say?

Sounds reasonable Debs - gotto hand it to the guy, shy kids get nothing after all.:thumbsup

Alphonso 07-05-2006 07:22 AM

give it to him

Pornopat 07-05-2006 07:22 AM

Thanks for the support guys.

DebsDeep 07-05-2006 09:18 AM

i think i will stick to the "get a life" way of thinking

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 07-05-2006 09:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by debsdeepthroat
i think i will stick to the "get a life" way of thinking

You are the one on the internet choking down pipes, lol, and you want to tell them to get a life! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh


you should invite him through, make him pay an entrence fee, sign a release and film it, would be great for retention! :2 cents:

gangbangjoe 07-05-2006 09:27 AM

ask him if he does triple anal

Twisted Dave 07-05-2006 09:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by debsdeepthroat
This is one of about 30 a day I got

"Hi Deb
I am going on vacation for 2 weeks the end of this month, I live in wiconsin, If I were to come to your area would you be able to give me one
of those blowjobs you do on your site? Your so amazing to be able to do that, its a lifelong dream for me
Thanks
Tom"

Now cmon....what do you say?

He might be cheap cock for your site ... maybe you should take him up on it !

gimo33 07-05-2006 09:40 AM

two words.... free content...

I'm a sig whore 07-05-2006 09:41 AM

ask him how much hes willing to pay for it

Screaming 07-05-2006 09:44 AM

why not just blow him?

you like suckin cock.. hes a member.. just fuckin blow him.

hell rebill till the end of time.

MyNameIsNobody 07-05-2006 09:44 AM

Tell him: If you wanna get head, drink a wiskey, lay down in bed and close your eyes.. within a couple of minutes he'll get the ride of a life time.. in his dreams ^^

TheLegacy 07-05-2006 09:44 AM

tell him simply that your out of town during that time or have a throat cold. Your members are your bread and butter - upset one and it will spread around... always make them feel the possibility is there without making it happen

Rock Solid 07-05-2006 09:50 AM

just blow the poor bastard...

pussyluver 07-05-2006 09:54 AM

Tell him you don't usually do that because of the risks involved. There would have to be test and all. That stuff tends to take the fun and spontaneity out of it. Go on to say that the guys in your videos are pro actors.

You could say you're considering a contest for a member date, but details aren't firm yet. Keep tuned to the site for info...


C-Baby did a contest like that. I bet she required testing first.

Honez 07-05-2006 09:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pornopat
Thanks for the support guys.

:1orglaugh

Spunky 07-05-2006 09:55 AM

Ignore it completely

SweetJeanette 07-05-2006 10:03 AM

You have to be kidding me! Why would you need help with this? Either tell him to fuck off, of just blow the guy. Seems like a pretty easy decition to me. But of course if it were me, I would have told him to learn to do it himself and leave me alone a long time ago.

GoNe 07-05-2006 10:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheLegacy
tell him simply that your out of town during that time or have a throat cold. Your members are your bread and butter - upset one and it will spread around... always make them feel the possibility is there without making it happen

:thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup

scottybuzz 07-05-2006 11:03 AM

hahaha i love members email, post more

CamsLord 07-05-2006 11:05 AM

make his dreams come true :thumbsup

ridikuloz 07-05-2006 11:06 AM

ask him for a pic, if he's a good lookin guy then do it and use it on the site, if he looks like a fat turd, then fuck it.

p1mpdogg 07-05-2006 11:06 AM

tell him you just got a bad case of herpes break out and that you care about your members enough to let them know up front they will never forget about you for the rest of their lives if you suck that cock


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