I'm giving away one gbps of bandwidth! (+ NUDE britney pics!!!)
 

:winkwink:

In celebration of my 4th year at Phat Servers I wanted to give back with one of my popular FIRST MONTH FREE specials.

I've been given the green light to give away 1 GBPS of bandwidth this month. From right now til the minute I leave the Phoenix Forum this sale is on the table for any new customers, big or small. I don't care if you burn 5GB a month or 500 GB a day, your first month will be absolutely FREE with no questions asked, no commitments, and no tricks.

If your current host has been jockeying you around and you have been mulling a move but dreading being charged by 2 hosts at once, this is the perfect opportunity for you. Our highly skilled support team will move your sites over and have you humming in no time. Read what others have to say about our support team in these great testimonials.

Two extremely popular packages to take note of: Shared C and Dedicated 2.

Paysite guys. I have Dual Xeons with large drives and RAID setups waiting for you to move. No setup fees apply this month. *

Send me an email at [email protected] or ICQ me at 147479144 and I'll make you an offer you can't refuse. Hey, it doesn't hurt to ask.

Phat Servers. We don't have clients, we have fans!


* While supplies last.

Hitting you up in a minute

Nice deal man. I might hit you up soon. Can I get in on this a week or two late? I have an idea for a really really high bandwidth site, lol

Bump for you homey.

4+ year happy multi-dedicated customer. Phatservers fookin' rocks! :thumbsup

Where's the Britney pics?

Everybody..please tell sly that SHERM sent you!

Hahahah! Seriously though, Phatservers has my full endorsement. Amazing support team, Sly will attempt to have cyber sex with you nightly and the prices can't be beat! :thumbsup

Hit me up and we'll talk. I'm reasonable.

Thought I fired you last year when you did this last, Everytime you do this I end up eating top ramen for 6 months after having to buy a hundred new servers.

How many reacharounds are included in the first month? :winkwink:

sweet promo!!

Hey Sly, nice promo, very clever way of wording it, should get you mad views.

I've only heard good things about Phatservers. :thumbsup

Great deal sly! You guys fucking rock!

Happy 4th Anniversary Sly :)

Wait... where the fuck are the Britney pics?

Great promo, Sly! Congrats on the anniversary. You're at a great company.

jump on it bitches!

What flavor should we get this year? Looks like they added a couple of new flavors since last year.

http://www.nissinfoods.com/topramen/

Sick deal.... good job PhatServers!

phatservers is great. support is fast, and Sly is very helpful.

Great deal, I've been with you guys for almost 2 years and I will be with you guys for years to come. You offer a great product at a great price and the response to my emails are always within minutes. Congrats on the 4 years Sly.

bump for the other side of the world.

I'll cancel my servers with you guys and re-signup, I want some of that dual-xeon goodness for free. ;)

see sig.

Congrats :)

Nice offer,especialy nude britney pics hehe

I love you Sly!

will you match other providers?

In most cases I will match comparable offers, yes.

Man I think you were one of my very first customers. :-)

Good to see you around.

This is a great deal and the PS crew is a pleasure to work with!

Top notch! (And Sly is hot) :thumbsup

bump for sly and a great company!

Hey!! This is false advertising! There's no nude Britney pics! Darnit! I guess I'll have to get a server to calm my nerves! :thumbsup

jesus christ how did i not see this thread? congrats on 4 years sly, and phatservers ROCKS!

That's a trick answer, how can someone even compare to your support guys?
They can't..so there's no such thing as comparable offers.


[/kiss ass]

An overdue Congrats on the 4 years! It's been a pleasure getting to know you. :thumbsup

Nice way to start out year 5 with a bang. The first 3 days have sure kept our tech guys busy. :thumbsup

Now where are the nude Britney pics from your closet cam??

Congrats on 4 years Sly... but I got you beat :winkwink: I've been with Phatsevers for 6 years now and you guys totally rock!!!!!

no pics?

Phatservers are great I just wish my brother would have folloved Moose advice 1999 and started submitting to TGP,s

Phatservers have been FUCKING AWESOME for me.

I needed a good host for this big ass project who handled things in a timely fashion were not down, or full of excuses.

Well let me tell you that I have been so fucking impressed with this guys and their support that I would recommend them hands down. Some have said they were not the cheapest, but when it comes to business. You do not wanna skimp on the lifeline to it.

But these guys are worth every fucking cent. I could not say enough good about them, and my experience so far. Best host I've had in 10 years of the biz.


:thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup

Where's the pic yo?

Here's Brit clean shaven...

http://www.baldhalloffame.com/images...pears%2001.jpg

Title said NUDE. That's false advertising, now I'm NEVER gonna use Phatservers.

Nice offer....