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webmasterchecks 04-09-2007 07:12 PM

im thinking about getting a dog
 
any suggestions? also, i have a question. i would not be able to handle a dog fucking up my house or furniture. that would be a dealbreaker sort of thing

what are your thoughts on finding a dog that is housebroken and is guaranteed to not fuck up my place?

Martina Warren 04-09-2007 07:16 PM

Id say if you dont want to put the work into it, then dont get a dog :2 cents:

webmasterchecks 04-09-2007 07:22 PM

yea, im not disagreeing with you. ive never had a god because i never wanted that responsibility. a1r3ks thread made me think though. i would want a dog more than a cat and am considering it

webmasterchecks 04-10-2007 07:04 PM

ahem


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Spunky 04-10-2007 07:05 PM

Pomeranian..chicks dig them

Humpy Leftnut 04-10-2007 07:07 PM

I have a Viszla, best dog ever, he doesn't lick me, totallly affectionate, follows me everywhere, gets mad if my wife hugs me, and is super regal looking.

Fat Panda 04-10-2007 07:08 PM

fuck the dog....get a hooker

candyflip 04-10-2007 07:44 PM

GFY'ers love their pugs. There's at least 10 of us here that have 'em.

JaneB 04-10-2007 09:50 PM

Go to the pound and adopt a dog. A lot of them are already trained. They are usually turned in by owners who did not want them anymore. Rescue groups are also a good choice.

LittleSassy 04-10-2007 09:51 PM

well i'd go for a siberian husky, great guard and friend

GAMEFINEST 04-10-2007 09:53 PM

i like dogs...except done have one...i want a ...i forgot

WarChild 04-10-2007 09:57 PM

If you want a dog that's not going to "fuck up your place", you want an adult dog that's already trained.

Check your local newspaper for people looking for a new home for an adult dog. You can also check local shelters and the SPCA. Many dogs don't have homes, why not help one out?

MARVAS 04-10-2007 10:00 PM

If you do not want your dog fuck up your house, then don't buy it, dogs which are not spoiling the furniture are not existing! :1orglaugh

WarChild 04-10-2007 10:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MARVAS (Post 12234210)
If you do not want your dog fuck up your house, then don't buy it, dogs which are not spoiling the furniture are not existing! :1orglaugh

Give me a break. I have three Rottweilers, cumatively over 300 pounds of dogs, and my furniture is untouched.

pussyluver 04-10-2007 10:05 PM

Hear Sony has a cute dog that shits batteries....

All dogs will have accidents..... Live with it or forget it. Nothing like the smell of urine on new carpet.

Gerco 04-10-2007 10:17 PM

I have an 1.7 year old English Mastiff, A 5 year old Yellow coon hound and I just got a 8 week old Great Dane yesterday.

Big dogs rock, and in the case of the mastiff, The do drool a little, but the are basically huge carpets. laziest dog ever..

JaneB 04-11-2007 12:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MARVAS (Post 12234210)
If you do not want your dog fuck up your house, then don't buy it, dogs which are not spoiling the furniture are not existing! :1orglaugh

I have a black lab and a german shepherd and they are great in the house. They do not chew up anything or do anything to the furniture. There are plenty of dogs that act just fine in a house.

ztik 04-11-2007 12:53 AM

greyhound!

ztik 04-11-2007 12:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JaneB (Post 12234655)
I have a black lab and a german shepherd and they are great in the house. They do not chew up anything or do anything to the furniture. There are plenty of dogs that act just fine in a house.

Yeah, I have 2 greyhounds and they don't do that sort of shit.

g$$$ 04-11-2007 12:54 AM

dont get a dog..not worth the trouble..borrow ur neighbors dog for a week...that should snap u out of it =)

worse than a baby..at least u can put a diaper on a baby....

DeadFidel 04-11-2007 01:34 AM

You are the reason for this.

http://www.helpinganimals.com/photos...ateShelter.jpg

You piss me off!
Dogs are like kids. If you get a puppy and spend the time needed to train them correctly in the first few months, you'll have many years of friendship. They need to be feed and them walked daily.
Sometimes I am tired or have things to do...yet..cold weather, rain, heat..will not stop me from keeping my responsibility.

Just from your thread I would suggest you get a Gold Fish.

John 04-11-2007 02:06 AM

These guys are smart and down for their shit. Wont recommend them for indoors after they're around 6 months.

http://www.escorpiones.sk/img/ana-dleb.jpg
http://www.escorpiones.sk/img/priscadeltolkeyen09.jpg

John 04-11-2007 02:07 AM

Forgot to mention that its an Argentinian dogo.

Naja-ram 04-11-2007 02:17 AM

that's a good idea, get a dog, they taste great

Krimmer 04-11-2007 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by THEMASKEDRIDER (Post 12228271)
what are your thoughts on finding a dog that is housebroken and is guaranteed to not fuck up my place?

You'd better get some hamster :1orglaugh

webmasterchecks 04-15-2007 08:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeadFidel (Post 12234756)
You are the reason for this.

http://www.helpinganimals.com/photos...ateShelter.jpg

You piss me off!
Dogs are like kids. If you get a puppy and spend the time needed to train them correctly in the first few months, you'll have many years of friendship. They need to be feed and them walked daily.
Sometimes I am tired or have things to do...yet..cold weather, rain, heat..will not stop me from keeping my responsibility.

Just from your thread I would suggest you get a Gold Fish.

hey man, i was asking a question, feeling it out, no reason to piss you off. im not just jumping into it, im in the discovery phase trying to gather data for a decision, chill out

Cutty 04-15-2007 09:00 AM

beat the fuck out of your dog and it wont eat your furniture

and if it does..

beat the shit out of it more and gunbut that nigga

Dvae 04-15-2007 09:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by THEMASKEDRIDER (Post 12228271)
any suggestions? also, i have a question. i would not be able to handle a dog fucking up my house or furniture. that would be a dealbreaker sort of thing

what are your thoughts on finding a dog that is housebroken and is guaranteed to not fuck up my place?

No dog is too much for him to handle!
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bobby666 04-15-2007 09:10 AM

better buy a tammagotschi

Milf Melanie 04-15-2007 09:17 AM

If you're already worried about having to deal with dog issues then don't get one. They need lots of love and attention and you'll get that back 100 times over.

MandyBlake 04-15-2007 09:18 AM

we have two boston terriers and a big old mutt.
get a boston! they are wonderful

Pumba 04-15-2007 09:22 AM

Get a big, fat and lazy dog. It will stay away bfrom your furniture if it is to lazy.

Angelo22 04-15-2007 09:57 AM

One of those chihuahas (spelling?) would be too small to mess up your furniture

Goodings Media 04-15-2007 10:17 AM

Get a german shepherd, my mom used to work with the police training them, awesomely well behaved dogs IF YOU TEACH THEM RIGHT read a fuck load of books on it, and if your still nervous, pay for dog training classes once u get it, it'll be a sound investment in the long run

J. Falcon 04-15-2007 11:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Martina Warren (Post 12228291)
Id say if you dont want to put the work into it, then dont get a dog :2 cents:


I agree with you. Dogs are a responsibility.

drctfiesta 04-15-2007 11:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angelo22 (Post 12256280)
One of those chihuahas (spelling?) would be too small to mess up your furniture

By the name of Jebus, I have one and he fucked up every single piece of furniture I had.

jmk 04-15-2007 11:20 AM

Yes adopt one :)

JaneB 04-15-2007 09:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cutty (Post 12256110)
beat the fuck out of your dog and it wont eat your furniture

and if it does..

beat the shit out of it more and gunbut that nigga



You are one crazy fucker. How about I beat the fuck out of you? Only a pussy would beat a dog. :thumbsup :thumbsup

tony286 04-15-2007 09:26 PM

If you know it will bother you, dont get a dog because they might be fine now. My oldest boston is going to be 10, the medication he is on for his eyes makes him piss more. So we have many more mistakes in the house.If your not able to say I dont care about the mess, a dog is not for you. Also remember a dog is about a 14-18 yr commitment, if you dont think you can do til death do us part.Dont get a dog.

rapmaster 04-15-2007 09:31 PM

Have a german shepherd and a Japanese chin - the small one is pretty easy to handle.


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