if a girl farts in front of you...
 

does it mean she likes you, or hates you? Just had a meeting with this girl, and she farted in my office!

depends on the smell i guess

:Oh crap

means she wants it in the butt

It means she's in the mood for mexican food and wants you to ask her out.

It was a queef.

her asshole just winked at you

Girls fluff,not fart

yes they do, explaining the sudden wofting which began its drift immediately as she stood up to leave.

well she must be at very ease with her self:winkwink:

anal sex time bro! ask her out and fuck that ass for sure! :thumbsup

she's trash

get rid of her...i mean mistakes happen..but i dont just fart in front of anyone i just meet out of respect...she is obviously fucked in the head

:Oh crap I'd be very lonely if I was dumped every time I farted.She feels comfortable as men do and it is just a fart,not like she shit on you while you were sleeping

she used to work on grey street in st kilda. Maybe to much anal. It smelt like fruit tingles.

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it means shes very straightforward lmao

lick her ass :2 cents:

Hehe I was just down there 10 minutes ago, there was only one hanging out on the corner where the church is...:thumbsup

depends on the girl and the smell

I know the girl that farted on Canadian Idol...

An ancient form of communication! :1orglaugh

I am not going to ask why you have a girl from grey street in your office, but that is fucking sick, those girls are disgusting.

are you looking? icq me.

sounds like maybe you have a packet of fruit tingles in your bum today. Hope you can have a happier day.:thumbsup

No I just drove through n always have a look and see whos about..:winkwink:

I am happy everyday man.:thumbsup

Although do you know any that like being fisted...:pimp

Dude, I had this ex of mine, sitting my pad on my white couch do the silent killer, goto grab a pepsi and came back to that shit? I fucking westjetted her ass back to the prairies.

minestrone and cabbage soup farts ( with a dash of some guinness pints ) I hope ... :fart

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good to hear mate.:1orglaugh

You have an office now? what happened to the milk crates and the door for a computer desk you had a coupla months ago? fuck you kicked on quick man :thumbsup

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thanks buddy, it is state of the art. Told you I wouldn't give up - even at the risk of looking stoopid. :winkwink:

And now he has street crackers farting in his new office :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh do you sell gear by any chance wildworx?

Lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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nah, strictly legal. She hasn't worked there in years.:1orglaugh

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means shes in love...more rice and beans for her

Spank her hard :)

shes a dirty fucking pig and you should want nothing more than to fuck her and chuck her.