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the suspense is killing me

If they really put it up,


You're the man!

A story about paris and jail.. fucking amazing?

love ya KB ... see ya in Vages bitches !!!!

youpaid a snitch to write some bs?

amazing work KB, you rock!


fucking moron. go away

because you have man boobs?

It's not that story.

KB's will be posted shortly.

"Could Laffoon's Porn Habit Pay Off!?"

It's this story.

I'll quote the whole piece.

An online porn payment company is offering a load of advice to wacky Anne Heche's estranged and allegedly whack-happy husband, Coley Lafoon: Stop getting caught with your pants down!

TMZ has obtained a letter sent by PureVanilla.com VP Kevin Blatt, explaining how Coley might address his purported hobby in the future:


Coley Laffoon:

We understand where you are coming from. So you looked at a little porn? What guy doesn't? If your ex Anne Heche was the judge, ANY guy looking at porn could be considered a "porn-addict with compulsive masturbation problems." Well, we know that's not true about you. For innocent guys like yourself, THE CRIME WASN'T LOOKING -- THE CRIME WAS GETTING CAUGHT!!

We are prepared to offer you something that will protect your privacy -- A PureVanilla.com Gold Card. With it you can join a ton of sites without anyone ever finding out -- the website names don't show up on your credit card statements, and the websites never have access to your personal information -- so nobody will find out what you're doing. You are completely anonymous! It's perfect for celebrities who need privacy but want to look at porn (Charlie Sheen, are you listening??) PureVanilla.com is the only company that can offer privacy protection on every transaction you make through us.

So what do you say, Coleman? Wanna look at some more porn (without getting CAUGHT, that is)??

Sincerely,

Kevin Blatt

whats that snorting white lines ?

One day maybe you and KB will make up and you'll get free PR on TMZ's front page.

I would never be nice to KB, he is too easy of a target, that and the fact the guy is about as credible as a n i g g er in a jewelry store.

Pimpdogg-

YOu can SUCK MY DICK
When you can get a million dollar ad for FREE then tell me what a retard I am-

Until then keep hating-
Tucker can't get your "hatred" out of any of your assets

Well, like KB or not, he gets big press for his clients.

So he's delivering what he sets out to do.

Soon they'll call him KBZ.

tucker never had nything of mine hats the funny thing lol

as far as the ad gges... 1 million dollars eh? you think you are reaching just a tad?

So KB.. what kind of deal did you cut with TMZ.. ? Youll gave them inside scoops on celebrity sex tapes.. ? You paid them.. ?

Congrats man.....

it is admirable that you stick up for your brother D, you really dont have a choice becuase you are a lover not a hater and would rather suck it up than fight it out...

cant ignore the fact that all of KB's history has been nothing but failure and scandal.

his one big success is based on a stolen tape

LOL

or worse.. youll tell TMZ what certain celebrities bought with their PureVanilla card ? :1orglaugh

That would be great in theory but since PV doesn't store any customer data and the only thing we grab is their ABA and DDA routing number from their checking out-
WE DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO THEY ARE.

That's pretty secure, and ANONYMOUS wouldn't you agree?

pure vanilla gold card! great for pure vanilla!

umm ... congrats :)

why did you guys pick gold? to relate to the black community, or is platinum plaid out KB?

honest question wigger

lolllllllllll

bizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzle i love u

Hahahahaha, awesome article!

KB where is the article?

i see justin timberlake and paris.

did they put you on the back burner cause JT is a sure thing?

You are a king among men. "King of what" is still undecided. ;)

I thought you said you were sober- you didn't mention DUMB too
:1orglaugh

http://www.tmz.com/2007/06/21/could-...habit-pay-off/

see, i figured for 1 million, youd get the front page, not burried deep in some page that will enver get read!

LOL

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

KB, please clarify what your intention was with this thread.

You came off like you were getting front page coverage on some crap about your scam with purechocolate.

yt, you post some article that noone will ever see other than those you force it upon and put in your resume of failures.

you are truely a complete moron man. for real.

its now the 5th article on the front page..

they snuck it in under paris?

LOL

and thats worth a million bucks?

KB, where did you get this million dollar figure from? for a simple press release of sorts on some crappy site.

you are a true dreamer my man, ill give you that much

It is on the front page. He just gave you a direct link since your hatred seems to have damaged your vision.

thats great and all, but it wasnt even a headliner, they snuck it in under paris at some point? am i missing something here? right ater he posted this thread i looked and i saw paris and now 3 more new ones, his never was at the top from my evaluation ;)

either way, like i said, he can put this in his resume for the 2 things in life he has done.

promote a stolen tape and get an article published on the inter web.

Actually, if you look at the time stamp you will see that his article was up before the Paris/Twin Tower article

It is a scrolling thing. First on, first off.

Oh snap that's some good stuff right there :thumbsup

i better go to sleep

Goooo KB!

KB.. you might want to hit up Gene at ********.. He has your name listed wrong on his front page when he picked up the article.. Just saw the posting there before I came here and saw your thread on it. The good thing about an article like that is that it will be picked up on smaller sites also that people like me read who do not read TMZ on a regular bases...