What do guys get out of marriage?
 

I'm happily unmarried but I'm trying to figure out if I'm really missing out on anything. So I'm wondering what do guys get out of marriage?

The way I see it, men just get fucked coming and going. In the beginning you are doing the fucking. At the end you are getting a fucking.

Am I missing anything? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

You pretty well summed it up.

We get the bill at the end, just like dating, without the sex!

I'm still trying to figure out what women get out of it.

When you get a divorce I'm sure you will get everything. :helpme

the food man...and it makes everything easier

Domestic training:winkwink: :upsidedow

haha yeah a sweet going-away present of sorts.

oh men, it is hard to think of. hmmn, fuck and fuck until you succeed.

I got some shitty health insurance from my husbands company :1orglaugh

I've got a great wife. Been married going on 23 years. I get home, my dinner is ready. I don't have to do laundry, take out trash, clean house, none of that. She's old school, mid west girl. raised right, take care of her man, and his house. I ain't complaining a bit.

How old are you and do you think your life really is measured by how much pussy you get?

I have enjoyed the first year of my marriage more than the decades of running around with drunk whores who do not care whether you live or die the day or the next.

Having just buried my grandfather this week, i guess im a bit focused on living, but im glad at this time in my life im not just some drunk college-age "dood" broing it up with the guys and trying to fuck some piece of ass who will not stand with you at a funeral for a loved one.

If you think being married is just about "the pussy you are getting" - then yeah - you arent really ready for that kind of relationship it seems.

Hassles
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Well you get sex more often and you don't have to work very hard for it. Whether it's worth all the other BS is another thing.

If you have kids it's probably cheaper just to stay married. Plus you're not having to worry about what kind of scumbag boyfriend she's going to bring around your kids.

well it reminds me of the old joke

why is a woman like a hurricane ..?!?


because they are wet and windy when they come and when they leave they take your house and car :)

besides that you dont have to go out to try and get some sex anymore you have to stay in and try to get some sex :D

double post d'oh

Being married makes you a chick magnet!

If I get a divorce and get half, well we both walk away even score.

You get out what you put into marriage. Beign equal contributors can maintain a level of respect and equality in a relationship.

i think when you're already married, what you need to do is to take care of the relationship for you to become a happy couple. but thinking how to get out of it, that sounds strange for me. :)

Don't get married... Watch Family Jewels more.

same pussy , differnet day

That's the exception, not the rule.

I was just having this conversation with someone over the weekend.

He says it's great. I say he's crazy. :winkwink:

Bills... lots of bills

Yeah, your getting fucked.

I have a bad habit of when I'm done with a relationship, I'm done. I can be rather cold about it too. The woman I dated for three years before I met my wife I had dated for three years and we about to get engaged. We had a fight about something I've long since forgotten about, and I told her "If you walk out that door you'll never be allowed back in my life". She walked out; I walked out of the relationship but she kept trying to patch things up.

You put your foot down early on in the relationship, say "this is the way it is", and if you don't like it you get the boot. I did this with every relationship I ever had and the moment I wasn't happy I kicked her ass to the damn curb - no matter what was invested in the relationship.

My then girlfriend picked up on this. Thirteen years later, eight years of marriage, and one child.... we've had one argument and I'm still getting laid every day.

You get a disease free penis for one.

You get to grow old together and live happily ever after

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

:thumbsup :thumbsup


When/if you finally meet that one person that you know you have to spend the rest of your life with... you should return to this thread and go "so that's what it is! No wonder no one could really explain it. You have to experience it to understand!"

i guess it wud be the happieness you get out of it ")

married and bored, or single and lonely

chris rock

ill tell you one thing honestly, my level of tolerance or willingness to comprimise has declined throughout the years

know how hard it would be for a woman to put up with my pompous ass?

so why arent you doing anything about

I like what Cyndalie, Fletch XXX and G rotica have to say :thumbsup

What, u want me to be unhappy? :helpme

Because it's the biggest mistake of their lives.

Oh wait you said "what", I thought you said "Why"... my bad.

you got it.

stay single and bang as many of them as you can while you're still able too. then get some viagra and keep going.

die happy.