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ADL Colin 02-20-2008 07:00 AM

So one of those 5 strippers left a msg on my voicemail
 
Just listened to it on the way to work.

?.. cause I just now had an emergency call. My Dad passed away and I was wondering if I could do something to get $400 to get up there".

She's not even old enough to drink. Thoughts?

SexualDragon 02-20-2008 07:12 AM

as long as she is 18+...

ADL Colin 02-20-2008 07:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SexualDragon (Post 13806630)
as long as she is 18+...

We went to a club and she handed them her ID. They gave her a wristband so she is 18-20. But what did you have in mind?

DutchTeenCash 02-20-2008 07:19 AM

just do whatever you wanna - Im sure the dadstory is complete bs, she just needs money for whatever

ADL Colin 02-20-2008 07:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DutchTeenCash (Post 13806651)
just do whatever you wanna - Im sure the dadstory is complete bs, she just needs money for whatever

That is my thought too.

DutchTeenCash 02-20-2008 07:26 AM

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Originally Posted by ADL Colin (Post 13806659)
That is my thought too.

its sad but over the yrs I heard my share of bs from models and strippers

just see it as an open ticket to whatever suggest a new 1girl2cups site :)

campimp 02-20-2008 07:30 AM

for $400 you should be able to get at least 3 or 4 fucks, plus a complete house cleaning and a car wash on top of that...

ADL Colin 02-20-2008 07:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DutchTeenCash (Post 13806677)
its sad but over the yrs I heard my share of bs from models and strippers

Yeah for real. it has been crazier than usual the past few months. maybe the slowing economy. Strip clubs seem less busy right now.

Mike Honcho 02-20-2008 07:43 AM

Well for one wrap it up, two If you wanna shell out $400 to bang a stripper go for it, but she better be hot, and we better get some pictures :)!

I'm sure you could find a better use for $400, but like I said its really the situation your in.

DutchTeenCash 02-20-2008 07:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ADL Colin (Post 13806727)
Yeah for real. it has been crazier than usual the past few months. maybe the slowing economy. Strip clubs seem less busy right now.

same for the whorehouses here, Ive seen ads in the paper for 2 girls same time for $30 and grabbin dinner n all as well at the same place

one day itll be cheaper to go there then to a regular restaurant

ADL Colin 02-20-2008 07:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike Honcho (Post 13806739)
Well for one wrap it up, two If you wanna shell out $400 to bang a stripper go for it, but she better be hot, and we better get some pictures :)!

I'm sure you could find a better use for $400, but like I said its really the situation your in.

She is not all that hot but she's 19 or so and cute.

ADL Colin 02-20-2008 07:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DutchTeenCash (Post 13806740)
same for the whorehouses here, Ive seen ads in the paper for 2 girls same time for $30 and grabbin dinner n all as well at the same place

one day itll be cheaper to go there then to a regular restaurant

Taco Bell ain't got nothin' on that "4th meal"

Holly 02-20-2008 07:51 AM

Are these models/girls who work for you? Make her do some custom sets for members. Or some free cam shows.

DutchTeenCash 02-20-2008 08:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Holly (Post 13806757)
Are these models/girls who work for you? Make her do some custom sets for members. Or some free cam shows.

shes a stripper he met - its in another thread

im pretty sure she isnt gonna sign a release

BVF 02-20-2008 08:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ADL Colin (Post 13806635)
We went to a club and she handed them her ID. They gave her a wristband so she is 18-20. But what did you have in mind?

It means nothing.....CHECK the ID...I knew a girl who I met in a club that had POLICE checking them before they went in....

I found out months later that she was 16.....What she did was use somebody else who looks like her's ID....She ONLY told me because I kept pressing for her to show me her ID if she wanted to make any money and said that she thought that "I wouldn't like her anymore" if she told me her real age.

ADL Colin 02-20-2008 08:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Holly (Post 13806757)
Are these models/girls who work for you? Make her do some custom sets for members. Or some free cam shows.

Yeah like "Dutch Teen Cash" said. Just some stripper. This ain't a business thing. We don't deal with any local "content" in any way.

ADL Colin 02-20-2008 08:11 AM

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Originally Posted by BVF (Post 13806803)
What she did was use somebody else who looks like her's ID.

Yeah, my last GF had someone else's ID.

CaptainHowdy 02-20-2008 08:20 AM

http://icanhascheezburger.files.word...its-a-trap.jpg

tranza 02-20-2008 08:23 AM

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Originally Posted by DutchTeenCash (Post 13806792)
shes a stripper he met - its in another thread

Link please?

ADL Colin 02-20-2008 08:35 AM

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Originally Posted by tranza (Post 13806899)
Link please?

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=808709

BlackCrayon 02-20-2008 09:03 AM

Strippers are such fuck ups. They can make so much money but are always broke. I don't see why you want to hang around with doped up whores for. Surely you're not that ugly that you can't get normal girls.

brand0n 02-20-2008 09:07 AM

sounds like a crack bender to me

ADL Colin 02-20-2008 09:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlackCrayon (Post 13806997)
Strippers are such fuck ups. They can make so much money but are always broke. I don't see why you want to hang around with doped up whores for. Surely you're not that ugly that you can't get normal girls.

Mom, is that you?

ADL Colin 02-20-2008 09:17 AM

I just got called out by someone named ?Black Crayon? on a board called ?Go Fuck Yourself? where the members are ?porn webmasters?.

Monique Niccole 02-20-2008 09:25 AM

Do you really have room for another dead stripper in your freezer?

BlackCrayon 02-20-2008 09:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ADL Colin (Post 13807033)
I just got called out by someone named “Black Crayon” on a board called “Go Fuck Yourself” where the members are “porn webmasters”.

Just because we make porn sites doesn't mean your life has to revolve around it. Just saying, those women are more trouble than they are worth.

SifuE 02-20-2008 09:26 AM

lmao...if you have to come on here an ask.. you lost already

FlexxAeon 02-20-2008 09:35 AM

strippers.... she'll pose that question, and then if you suggest a good fuck, she'll get all offended....and say something like "i was thinking 20 good lap dances"

Tom_PM 02-20-2008 09:53 AM

Have her clean your garage and mow your lawn. $400 well spent.

Brother Bilo 02-20-2008 10:25 AM

Dude, call her on her bullshit. Offer to buy the ticket and drive her to the airport instead of giving her the cash.

JA$ON 02-20-2008 10:28 AM

Dad = Coke

DutchTeenCash 02-20-2008 10:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brother Bilo (Post 13807308)
Dude, call her on her bullshit. Offer to buy the ticket and drive her to the airport instead of giving her the cash.

you dont need to do that

I know youre right and the story is bs but thats not how it works, if you confront these girls like that they wont reply in a nice way

Ive known many models who stripped as well, the biggest ahole excuses they came up with, if you drive her to the airport and book a ticket shes gonna give you crap, they just want cash for whatever reason, its like a mutual non verbal understanding

Do whatever you want, ask her to wash your car naked or whatever and give her the 400

DutchTeenCash 02-20-2008 10:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JA$ON (Post 13807323)
Dad = Coke

yeah most likely

or debts

SykkBoy 02-20-2008 10:35 AM

I smell a Colin Sex Tape! ;-)

baddog 02-20-2008 10:39 AM

I only have one question, who gives a stripper their phone number?

ADL Colin 02-20-2008 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlackCrayon (Post 13806997)
Strippers are such fuck ups. They can make so much money but are always broke. I don't see why you want to hang around with doped up whores for. Surely you're not that ugly that you can't get normal girls.

well I am 39 years old. I spent Saturday night with 5 girls at my house between the ages of 18 and 22.

this was my last girlfriend
http://www.linkification.com/linked/tiff.mpg

no i dont think i could get 5 "normal" girls half my age to my house. maybe.

how was yer saturday handsome?

ADL Colin 02-20-2008 05:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 13807365)
I only have one question, who gives a stripper their phone number?

about every stripper in this town has my number.

Brother Bilo 02-20-2008 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ADL Colin (Post 13809234)
well I am 39 years old. I spent Saturday night with 5 girls at my house between the ages of 18 and 22.

this was my last girlfriend
http://www.linkification.com/linked/tiff.mpg

no i dont think i could get 5 "normal" girls half my age to my house. maybe.

how was yer saturday handsome?

Good call on including a video that doesn't show her face, it's probably busted.

ProjectNaked 02-20-2008 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ADL Colin (Post 13809251)
about every stripper in this town has my number.

that is a dangerous game :2 cents:

Twig 02-20-2008 05:45 PM

Tiff cant dance...


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