Look what they found in my backyard while digging the pool.
 

Mother fucking rock size of VW bug. Im not shitting you. Son of a bitch is huge.

http://rschost.com/temp/rock.jpg

Bust it in half.

I bet there's gold inside it.

cut it in 4 quarter i bet there is platinum in the middle...

Cut it in 8ths, I bet there's caesium in there!

It's called filler or drainage :)

The fuck you need that in Texas? It rains like almost “never”

That's a big fucking pet rock...

jimmy hoffa?

Yeah, sux. I live on a cliff overlooking a valley, every time I want to plant a flower or a tree I break out the shovel and have to resort to a jackhammer. I'm building a pool this summer but I know it'll have to be an above ground pool because what happened to you is inevitable with me too.

Texas? Drill a hole in it.

I bet you strike oil.

hmmm... rocks in dirt.

weird.

I once had a VW the size of a VW, and installed a good sound system in it - it rocked!!!

ADG

thats a big rock

i had about 20 friends in high school in alaska that were always just a few 100-200.00 parts away from "getting my VW running and getting the fuck out of here"... most of them are still there.

sweet rock

I can’t. Already getting royalty fees from someone. For oil and gas! They drilled hole about ½ mile away and stuck tube in “what ever”.. oil pocket… I get 19K per acre plus 25% of how ever they divide the whole thing (annual). Not much but pays for beer.

True story - one of my buddies from my Navy days was offered a sweet paying job in Alaska as a VW mechanic.

After about three months, I get a call from him asking me to pick him up at the San Francisco airport. Apparently he was working under a car, and his long hair and beard froze to the ground. He had to use a knife to cut himself free.

It was quite a sight, watching him get off the plane, looking like Grizzly Adams on one side, and all buzz cut on the other side - and lugging a big old duffle bag loaded with tools AND clothes...you would had to have seen it - it was hilarious!

ADG

There's gotta be a way to monetize that rock.

think
think

Okay, here's what you do. First, get a giant catapult. Second, put an ad in the paper: "Want your enemy's house destroyed? Call ###-####"

Someone who hates their boss enough is bound to call. Fling that rock and evaporate their house for your new client for, what? $20K sound fair? :D

Fucking German, blame Canada!

BTW crack that bitch in half theres diamonds into that rock.

I’m hoping there dinosaur bones in there or something. I’ll find ot tomorrow that’s it going to cost me to get that fucker out.

A rock that big in Texas ya could probably sell it.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Now all you need is a roll !

You should have a hole drilled through the middle of it, then mount it in the middle of your pool and have a fountain coming out of it

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I saw that shit on Debbie Travis show. What a fucking horrible thing to do with a rock...:1orglaugh

i actually just got off the phone a couple hours ago with a friend of mine who works in the arctic in the oil fields. he said today, he got off the plane and it was only -25... but he lives in vegas and said it was 80 or so when he left.

cold sucks. i couldn't wait to get out of there when i was growing up.

Whats the Debbie Travis show? any way I think it a cool idea

You could even have coloured lights shining up at it for nude night swimming :Graucho

Drill little shallow pockets all over it, paint it black, and pretend it's a meteor.

Charge people to look at it.

I want a fucking pool not some drunk cowboys looking at mexicam meteors. They were supposed to dig it 3 month ago but I had some problems with city council. I’ll post some pixs when its done.

Okay, are you any good as a sculptor? Get yourself a decent rock hammer and spike and create a work of art out of it, maybe a large-breasted mer-tranny sitting on a rock with it's tail curled around it. Now THAT would make an interesting center piece for your new pool.

A real conversation starter.

Just put it in the center of your new pool, underwater..

Then you don't even need to put "no diving" signs.

I want a pool too ..

HAHA thats fucking awesome.

That's not a rock, it's a solid block of ice. This has happened before.

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/im...an-Posters.jpg

Ha-ha, that’s what Mexican dudes said today… Just put it for you loveseat .

So that's a no on my sculpted mer-tranny idea?

one word. dynamite...

dinosaur turd?

omg you've never spent much time in texas have you?