Dear Trisha Underpants (the Uptown girl of my dreams)
 

Dear Trisha Underpants,

Its seven rad years I've known you now,
and never before have we fucked.
It seems to me, at this florida show how,
we may be in the perfect position for luck.

You can sit on my face or put your tongue in my butt,
but whatever we do just make sure, that when our
fine young cameramen at shanes world happen on us,
you save something for BlazedNConfused 4(.20 biaaaa!!!!!!)

My sweet little Underpants, in Mexican, Pantalones,
I think your time has finally come.

On DVD you'll shine, those sweet little cheeks from behind,
Wanna get on my party bus and give me some dome?


xoxoxox
Your biggest fan
Penny Flame

You write a helluva love letter there, woman.

I gotta say.

:upsidedow:pimp

(Upside down pimpin')

You are such a romantic, Fuego! Your rhyme scheme is a little off, but the flow is tight. I'm thinking Underpantalones will be like putty in your well manicured paws. Keep pimpin Penny :pimp:pimp

Pass the pipe, cheers.

How come I never get love notes like that anymore from you?!?!?!?!

I think you may actually have a future as Santa Claus...

I hope JFK will be there. lol

Peeeeeennnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Will you give me head in the grachten?????????

awwwww... how sweet

My life seemed complete until I realized I have never gotten a nookie letter like that from a woman before...now I have something more to live for ;)

Just post some of the footage please.

ya i like pictures wit my poems

El Presidente de la Tierra ha hablado, haremos así.

That has to be the best letter I've ever seen!!! WOW!!! One can only hope for that ey guys???

http://i252.photobucket.com/albums/h...y/img_0086.jpg

"Write back biatch!!!!"

Beautifully said!

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh good!

Miss uuuuuuuuu doll!

I like the tongue in the butt part.

Daaaamn that's hot! :P

Your great Penny!

did this give anyone else a hard on?

GODDAMNIT UNDERPANTS RESPOND TO MY SEXUAL ADVANCES!!!

Don't make me come to china and find your bubble butt

goin downtownnnnnnnnnn

on trisha uptownnnnnnnnnnn

Here is what I have done so far today.

1. wake up and brush teeth.
2. Masturbate thinking about Trisha Underpants writing me back.
3. Make coffee and smoke cigarette.
4. Check GFY and masturbate to people responding to my advances.
5. Smoke post cum cigarette.
6. Check GFY for response, masturbate to lack of response (I love when they play hard to get!)
7. Smoke post post cum cigarette and blog for PornNewz.com and XCritic.com
8. Check GFY for response, masturbate
9. Check GFY and write list of the day's events.
10. Masturbate.

Penny Burnout!! My love!!! I woke up this morning.....rolled a few for the road....smoked one on the way to the Testing Center.....smoked on on the drive back.....now I am offically ready FUCK U my dear!!!! I am falling for you fast with love letters like that....I can for you to lick me cross eyed!!! And have your sweet juices all over my face.
xoxox
trisha

(bites butt cheek)
Hola Trisha!

OYYYY you two are going to have fun at internext!!! LOL

xoxo,
Megan

goddamnit trisha, write to me in prose. I don't understand what you are trying to say if it does not rhyme.

I'd prefer iambic pentameter.

You are one eloquent ho. I like that.

Happy Birthday to me!!! Happy Birthday to me!!! I get to eat Penny's cookie!!!! Happy Birthday to me!!!!!

put some juice in a jar and send it to me next day air..!

purely a piece of art right there.

make sure the scavenger cameras hanging around do not steal such a historic event my baby mama!

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

wow...



just wow...



amazing...

This is going to be lots of fun!!!

Oh holy moly! I am definitely looking forward to the Florida show this year now :)

this is not even fucking fair!!

Don't tell my girl....

but i think i just got a boner
:winkwink:

I bet that ruined a few keyboards here.



:D