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D Ghost 08-06-2008 11:51 PM

FUCKING RIDICULOUS: TSA to Allow Laptops in Approved Bags
 
Quote:

TSA said it reached out to bag manufacturers this year to design laptop cases that would provide a clear, unobstructed image of the computer as it passed through an X-ray machine. The agency said the new bags will be available for purchase this month.

To qualify as "checkpoint friendly," a bag must have a designated laptop-only section that unfolds to lie flat on the X-ray machine belt and contains no metal snaps, zippers or buckles and no pockets.
http://www.time.com/time/business/ar...0.html?cnn=yes

:321GFY

Juicy D. Links 08-06-2008 11:56 PM

great...................never taking my laptop with me again

Babaganoosh 08-06-2008 11:58 PM

What's the problem with that? I don't get it.

D Ghost 08-07-2008 12:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Babaganoosh (Post 14574868)
What's the problem with that? I don't get it.

you dont see any issues with getting special service because you are carrying your laptop around in public in a clear case so everyone can see it?

Chio 08-07-2008 12:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babaganoosh (Post 14574868)
What's the problem with that? I don't get it.

Nor I. I can't stand having to pull the laptop out everytime I go through security. This is a good idea and should help speed things up a bit too.

Chio 08-07-2008 12:07 AM

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Originally Posted by deejne (Post 14574882)
you dont see any issues with getting special service because you are carrying your laptop around in public in a clear case so everyone can see it?

HAHA is that what you thought? Read what you quoted from the article in the first post again :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Chio 08-07-2008 12:10 AM

http://www.mobileedge.com/press/rele...ast_family.jpg

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Babaganoosh 08-07-2008 12:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by deejne (Post 14574882)
you dont see any issues with getting special service because you are carrying your laptop around in public in a clear case so everyone can see it?

:1orglaugh

They aren't talking about a visually transparent case. They are talking about one that is transparent to xray machines. They want your laptop to lie flat without all the shit in the rest of your bag obstructing the view of your laptop.

baddog 08-07-2008 01:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by deejne (Post 14574882)
you dont see any issues with getting special service because you are carrying your laptop around in public in a clear case so everyone can see it?

You obviously don't fly much. I never saw one before. Will have to check it out.

munki 08-07-2008 01:36 AM

It's about fucking time, got enough song and dance happening through security... nice lil way to speed the process up a bit.

jalami 08-07-2008 01:41 AM

Now what they need is TSA approved shoes that you don't have to take off for the metal detector.

The dumb ritual that people have to go through at security checkpoints do nothing to prevent future terrorist attacks and are nothing more than an experiment to gradually get people used to complete bullshit without putting up much of a fight. Laptops, shoes, liquids, what's next?

Scotty.T 08-07-2008 01:49 AM

Can't see it making much difference myself. You've still got to unzip and fold it out.

Over here, I think it was the British Airports Authority did a survey and it wasn't the fact that laptops had to be taken out of bags it was the fact that people still weren't prepared for it when they came to the x-ray.

D Ghost 08-07-2008 02:21 AM

Yeah I dont see how an xray machine can't see through "non-TSA Approved" bags. Screw TSA and their approved bags. That's fucking ridiculous. I feel sorry for anyone that buys into this BS. Pretty soon everyone will be traveling with everything only "TSA Approved" - including your socks.

"Oh John, aren't you wearing your TSA approved shoes, socks, and underwear?"

D Ghost 08-07-2008 02:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scotty.T (Post 14575106)
Can't see it making much difference myself. You've still got to unzip and fold it out.

Over here, I think it was the British Airports Authority did a survey and it wasn't the fact that laptops had to be taken out of bags it was the fact that people still weren't prepared for it when they came to the x-ray.

Exactly.

D Ghost 08-07-2008 02:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jalami (Post 14575089)
Now what they need is TSA approved shoes that you don't have to take off for the metal detector.

The dumb ritual that people have to go through at security checkpoints do nothing to prevent future terrorist attacks and are nothing more than an experiment to gradually get people used to complete bullshit without putting up much of a fight. Laptops, shoes, liquids, what's next?

Exactly. It's all this terror paranoia they've got people buying into. It's complete BS. Think for yourselves people.

D Ghost 08-07-2008 02:29 AM

BTW the article says "TSA said it reached out to bag manufacturers this year to design laptop cases..."

Should say: "Bag manufacturers reached out to TSA this year with cash in hand..."

Wake up people.

Sarah_Jayne 08-07-2008 03:06 AM

And where is an affiliate link to sell the bags? I know I will probably end up with one.

Why 08-07-2008 04:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 14575069)
You obviously don't fly much. I never saw one before. Will have to check it out.

you obviously dont read much either. considering the first post stated that they go on sale THIS MONTH!

ADL Colin 08-07-2008 06:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jalami (Post 14575089)
Laptops, shoes, liquids, what's next?


I'm thinking the "shoe bomber" and the "transatlantic aircraft plot" had something to do with it.

Manowar 08-07-2008 06:11 AM

better than them looking through it

Defiance Inc 08-07-2008 08:47 AM

Now all we need is competent tsa screeners.

IllTestYourGirls 08-07-2008 08:51 AM

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uno 08-07-2008 09:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Defiance Inc (Post 14576489)
Now all we need is competent tsa screeners.

A friend of mine is a TSA employee. If he's one of our last lines of defense, I fear for us all.

WiredGuy 08-07-2008 09:10 AM

TSA should have reached out to these manufacturers about 5 years ago.
WG

BVF 08-07-2008 10:20 AM

I've travelled with a laptop, two kids with one in a stroller, and a cat......

You actually have to roll the stroller through the metal detector, AFTER you have taken off your toddler's shoes.....If you have an animal, you must take the animal out of it's container, run the container through the x-ray, and then hand the animal over to a TSA agent, so that they can then walk the animal through the metal detector......

Imagine having to do all of that in addition to carrying two laptops.....I was sweating like a pig in a slaughterhouse....

D Ghost 08-07-2008 10:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy (Post 14576575)
TSA should have reached out to these manufacturers about 5 years ago.
WG


Gimme a break man. TSA is being payed off heavy by these product manufacturers. Wake up. WE DONT NEED THIS SHIT.

BVF 08-07-2008 10:22 AM

It also helps to have a TSA approved lock on your bag or else it will get broken off as your bag gets searched....

gornyhuy 08-07-2008 11:00 AM

Fucking priceless thread. self pwnd.

seeric 08-07-2008 11:44 AM

fuck them

pornguy 08-07-2008 11:48 AM

Want to make some money?? Start a computer/ipod/iphone/digital storage rental shop near the exit of a major airport. Place flyers in the international arrivals area that they can rent what was taken by DHS

bushwacker 08-07-2008 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by deejne (Post 14574882)
you dont see any issues with getting special service because you are carrying your laptop around in public in a clear case so everyone can see it?

A clear case, lmao!! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

D 08-07-2008 11:53 AM

I don't see anywhere where it says we'd be forced to buy them.

So: we now have the option to buy a bag that we just flop open, or we don't buy the newfangled bag and we continue to take our laptop out of our bag, just like we've done for the last several years.

What's all the fuss about? Provided they're not forcing us to buy the bag to bring laptops aboard, this represents greater freedom - not less. :2 cents:

seeric 08-07-2008 11:54 AM

to me its just some gimmick by a bag company talking to tsa to get people to buy more bags. i got no issues taking my .03 secs to slide my LT out and put it in the bin for its 4 foot ride thru the machine.

marketing is all this is folks. sellings more idiots more idiot bags. nothing more.

D Ghost 08-07-2008 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by A1R3K (Post 14577260)
to me its just some gimmick by a bag company talking to tsa to get people to buy more bags. i got no issues taking my .03 secs to slide my LT out and put it in the bin for its 4 foot ride thru the machine.

marketing is all this is folks. sellings more idiots more idiot bags. nothing more.

Yep. Good to see someone else is awake in this thread

OG LennyT 08-07-2008 12:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Defiance Inc (Post 14576489)
Now all we need is competent tsa screeners.

yeah and they can hire you to judge them competent or not :1orglaugh

fucking idiot

btw, they are testing machines to xray shoes so you don't have to take them off

if you have nothing to hide, why are you so worried about going through a security checkpoint.

conspiracy theory people are funny

OG LennyT 08-07-2008 12:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by deejne (Post 14576833)
Gimme a break man. TSA is being payed off heavy by these product manufacturers. Wake up. WE DONT NEED THIS SHIT.

dude, fight the power man. Take they bus from now on you DONT NEED THIS SHIT!


:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

GrouchyAdmin 08-07-2008 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by deejne (Post 14574882)
you dont see any issues with getting special service because you are carrying your laptop around in public in a clear case so everyone can see it?

What color is the sky on your planet?

D Ghost 08-07-2008 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GrouchyAdmin (Post 14577477)
What color is the sky on your planet?

Ok lol i admit, i misinterpreted the article. That would be hilarious though haha

But TSA approved shit is still a big scam

sltr 08-07-2008 12:57 PM

scam? please.


i remember when a backpack was a afucking backpack- then they came out with laptop backpacks with padding everywhere and 18 pockets for ipods, mp3 players and CDs

i didn't see anyone calling that a scam.

paranoia is a bad thing

D Ghost 08-07-2008 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sltr (Post 14577526)
scam? please.


i remember when a backpack was a afucking backpack- then they came out with laptop backpacks with padding everywhere and 18 pockets for ipods, mp3 players and CDs

i didn't see anyone calling that a scam.

paranoia is a bad thing

Yeah, paranoia about terrorism. Well, just keep buying into the old scam.


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