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EscortBiz 10-10-2008 01:25 PM

Real Touch - The shape of adult is changing?
 
Anyone else got that with their check from that sponsor?

"everything else is just jacking off" coming jan 2009

im very curious what this is about

V_RocKs 10-10-2008 02:58 PM

Did not receive mine but it did make me want to jack off like jacking off was on fire sale.

Enemator 10-10-2008 03:01 PM

probably some USB-harnass which you can put on your cock with some sort of force feedback in it so that it feels real. Ofcourse with a nice fake skin pussy

Joesho 10-10-2008 06:32 PM

a true revolution, no doubt about it!

bhutocracy 10-10-2008 06:44 PM

sextoy/material.

bhutocracy 10-10-2008 06:55 PM

Thats what it sounds like.. jacking off "real touch"

Porno Dan 10-10-2008 07:35 PM

I have had the honor of seeing it first hand

This will revolutionize the sex toy industry

PR|Jordan 10-10-2008 07:39 PM

Maybe its :
FU-FME all over again (search archive.org for it)

V2.0 :)

EscortBiz 10-10-2008 08:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Porno Dan (Post 14882125)
I have had the honor of seeing it first hand

This will revolutionize the sex toy industry

say some more

GatorB 10-10-2008 08:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joesho (Post 14881989)
a true revolution, no doubt about it!

Yeah real revolutionary, I came up with this idea about 7-8 years ago. Glad to finally see technology catch up with my mind.

FreeHugeMovies 10-10-2008 10:57 PM

I've also seen it in action. I'll be bushing this baby very soon to all of GFY so buckle up! hehe

Nautilus 10-11-2008 01:12 AM

USB jerker? Are you serious?

Enemator 10-11-2008 01:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nautilus (Post 14882844)
USB jerker? Are you serious?

Why so surprised?

The Judge 10-11-2008 01:25 AM

old idea, teledildonics.com, just try to imagine the customer lawsuits once this becomes popular :1orglaugh

Nautilus 10-11-2008 08:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Enemator (Post 14882870)
Why so surprised?

Dunno... Sounds pretty bizarre to me. Having hard time imagining people surfing with their penises plugged into some USB device. At least, enough of them doing so to call that "revolution".

F-U-Jimmy 10-11-2008 09:07 AM

Think im going to invent a device that wacks you off at the same speed the model is being fucked in the videos you are watching. Think ill also make it squirt at the same time the model does, just need to sort out how not to get the juice all over the computers ? :thumbsup

Zuzana Designs 10-11-2008 09:11 AM

Will it work for females ??

woj 10-11-2008 09:48 AM

Sounds like a (improved?) fleshlight clone to me...

The Judge 10-11-2008 09:52 AM

Its a much easier technical problem for females, basically a remote controlled vibrator, little danger of injury. For males on the other hand, if the mechanical vagina closes too hard on the penis and wont release... or a virus is spread to mess with it's software...


Quote:

Originally Posted by Zuzana Designs (Post 14883925)
Will it work for females ??


Peter Romero 10-11-2008 10:01 AM

Hmmmmmmm.................

Got me curious.

PersianKitty 10-11-2008 10:02 AM

I've seen it too. Saw the mailer with the check. Wondered when it would be coming out. January should be interesting.

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Judge (Post 14884031)
or a virus is spread to mess with it's software...

eeekk.. Doctor.. my software got a virus that made my hardware into... software..

fuzebox 10-11-2008 10:13 AM

I first heard about it at AVN almost a year ago... Makes me wonder what took them so long :Oh crap

EmporerEJ 12-27-2008 03:33 PM

Folks, we released this technology 8 years ago, June, 2000.
It's been on all the major networks, CNN, MTV, History Channel, G4, etc.
If duplication is the sincerest form of flattery, then I'm flattered.

www.virtualsexmachine.com

EscortBiz 12-27-2008 03:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EmporerEJ (Post 15251191)
Folks, we released this technology 8 years ago, June, 2000.
It's been on all the major networks, CNN, MTV, History Channel, G4, etc.
If duplication is the sincerest form of flattery, then I'm flattered.

www.virtualsexmachine.com

wow never heard of you guys, does it sell I have traffic for stuff like this

DamageX 12-27-2008 03:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Judge (Post 14884031)
For males on the other hand, if the mechanical vagina closes too hard on the penis and wont release... or a virus is spread to mess with it's software...

Wow, fuck yeah, just think of the potential! Highest grossing ransomware ever!

"Click this link to donate $50 and your cock will be released from the excruciatingly painful grip it's in!"

KAH-CHING!

FreeHugeMovies 12-27-2008 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by woj (Post 14884020)
Sounds like a (improved?) fleshlight clone to me...

I refer to it as a fleshlight on steroids.

leek 12-27-2008 04:30 PM

http://www.realtouch.com

The Fuckslug!

Porno Dan 12-27-2008 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EmporerEJ (Post 15251191)
Folks, we released this technology 8 years ago, June, 2000.
It's been on all the major networks, CNN, MTV, History Channel, G4, etc.
If duplication is the sincerest form of flattery, then I'm flattered.

www.virtualsexmachine.com

I've seen and tried both products.....I am sorry to tell you the one AEBN has is light years ahead of yours, and the price point is way lower

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 12-27-2008 05:14 PM

http://www.flippeh.de/funPics/toLazy...ese%20porn.jpg

ADG

hypedough 12-27-2008 05:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Porno Dan (Post 15251416)
I've seen and tried both products.....I am sorry to tell you the one AEBN has is light years ahead of yours, and the price point is way lower

Holy shit try making yourself sound like an insider a little more.

leek 12-28-2008 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hypedough (Post 15251544)
Holy shit try making yourself sound like an insider a little more.

Not really - he's right. The price is right and the machine is very well made.

CIVMatt 12-28-2008 12:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zuzana Designs (Post 14883925)
Will it work for females ??

Yes, allow me to come over and give you a demonstration

RobertD 12-28-2008 12:20 PM

Change out your Cherry2000's goods on the fly with this hot-swappable cybernetic vaginal module.

.

Nicky 12-28-2008 12:21 PM

That's it I'm dumping my girlfriend :upsidedow

maxjohan 12-28-2008 12:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Judge (Post 14884031)
if the mechanical vagina closes too hard on the penis and wont release... or a virus is spread to mess with it's software...

Now that made me ROFL. What's worse getting herpes or getting a penis-choped from virus in a software. :2 cents:

maxjohan 12-28-2008 12:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamageX (Post 15251223)
Wow, fuck yeah, just think of the potential! Highest grossing ransomware ever!

"Click this link to donate $50 and your cock will be released from the excruciatingly painful grip it's in!"

KAH-CHING!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh


:thumbsup

Fucksakes 12-28-2008 02:45 PM

I hate secrets

DigitalPimp 12-28-2008 02:47 PM

I got a Christmas card about it that made it sound like they were giving it as a gift but apparently the gift was just that they were releasing it.

JFK 12-28-2008 02:49 PM

tried it on my finger in LA, pretty neat apparatus:thumbsup:thumbsup just hope Dan's dick wasnt in the same one :(

Fucksakes 12-28-2008 02:50 PM

now they need to make a paysite.. give these away for free that only work with the videos inside this site.. which can't be downloaded and you need to pay a monthly membership to.. and pay for replacements.. or live action :)


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