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notime 10-31-2008 04:42 AM

Man dies while watching porn, his mom finds him
 
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...cle1876715.ece
Imagine your mom finding you dead with your dick in your hands :Oh crap

Voodoo 10-31-2008 04:44 AM

I can't imagine that. I'd be dead. Not really sure what happens after that, but most likely, I won't be too concerned about much going on in my former life.

- Jesus Christ - 10-31-2008 04:50 AM

2nd best way to die.

Vick! 10-31-2008 04:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by - Jesus Christ - (Post 14982172)
2nd best way to die.

1st is while fucking a hottie? :winkwink:

F U S I O N 10-31-2008 04:57 AM

What a way to be remembered...

SoUlBrUtHa#1 10-31-2008 05:14 AM

All I wanna know is what movie got him that excited? :pimp

tranza 10-31-2008 05:27 AM

Very sad to know that!

Supz 10-31-2008 05:36 AM

That's the only I would want to go out!

Grapesoda 10-31-2008 05:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by notime (Post 14982165)
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...cle1876715.ece
Imagine your mom finding you dead with your dick in your hands :Oh crap

i hope I shot it :)

elmy 10-31-2008 05:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by - Jesus Christ - (Post 14982172)
2nd best way to die.


:thumbsup

BlackCrayon 10-31-2008 05:56 AM

tube sites claim another life. when will people end the madness.

2012 10-31-2008 05:57 AM

at least he died doing something he enjoyed. pulling his wiener
r.i.p.

Vicious_B 10-31-2008 06:00 AM

Wonder how they will phrase the actual obit

bloggingseo 10-31-2008 06:03 AM

Hilarious! Guess you can't help but think at least he died happy!

stephane76 10-31-2008 06:05 AM

Moms know we all watch porn

Altwebdesign 10-31-2008 06:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vick! (Post 14982175)
1st is while fucking a hottie? :winkwink:

agreed!!

LoveSandra 10-31-2008 06:26 AM

very fucking sad!!

seeandsee 10-31-2008 06:29 AM

omg that is bad

The Duck 10-31-2008 06:31 AM

I blame tube sites and pre-checked cross-sales.

C-Luv 10-31-2008 06:33 AM

That really sucks

kowalsky 10-31-2008 08:21 AM

Why his mother had to spread the voice to tell everybody how he died? No respect!!

Myst 10-31-2008 08:26 AM

congrats to all the winners!

BigPimpCash 10-31-2008 08:28 AM

Yay
 
At least he wont be able to cancell his membership to my sites now :)

NicAngel 10-31-2008 08:40 AM

well at least you know he went out with a bang

fatfoo 10-31-2008 08:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlackCrayon (Post 14982279)
tube sites claim another life. when will people end the madness.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

TRe$yNFuL 10-31-2008 09:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SoUlBrUtHa#1 (Post 14982201)
All I wanna know is what movie got him that excited? :pimp

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

CaptainHowdy 10-31-2008 09:11 AM

I'm alive if anyone wondered...

Twistys Tim 10-31-2008 09:15 AM

At least he got to die doing something he loved :)

gornyhuy 10-31-2008 09:21 AM

If he was a good Christian, maybe he'll have a second cumming.

woj 10-31-2008 09:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigPimpCash (Post 14982793)
At least he wont be able to cancell his membership to my sites now :)

:1orglaugh

SykkBoy 10-31-2008 09:34 AM

he could care less...his mother on the other hand...probably a little scarred.....

Porko 10-31-2008 09:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigPimpCash (Post 14982793)
At least he wont be able to cancell his membership to my sites now :)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

kmanrox 10-31-2008 10:21 AM

could have been worse, he could have been watching CP or incest with his own family

d-null 10-31-2008 10:29 AM

that reminds me about some of the nasty stuff that used to be on Ogrish, pictures of people that were found a week or two later :throwup

brassmonkey 10-31-2008 10:30 AM

damn and they didnt blur his face:Oh crap pullin dick and died :1orglaugh R.I.P.:( id rather die on top of a playboy bunny :winkwink:

Niktamer 10-31-2008 10:32 AM

I'm sure he was checking a full movie on an illegal tube !

Screwed Up 10-31-2008 10:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlackCrayon (Post 14982279)
tube sites claim another life. when will people end the madness.

LOL.


Quote:

Originally Posted by kowalsky (Post 14982758)
Why his mother had to spread the voice to tell everybody how he died? No respect!!

Yeah, man. Hell, they even have his name and picture in the article. Damn.

marcjacob 10-31-2008 11:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vick! (Post 14982175)
1st is while fucking a hottie? :winkwink:

Nope. I would like to finish first :thumbsup

1st is just after fucking a hottie :2 cents:

Scott McD 10-31-2008 11:10 AM

It was tranny porn...

mynameisjim 10-31-2008 11:13 AM

Anyone remember that skit on The Man Show where they offered a service that continually monitored your health, and if you died a team would enter your home and remove all your pornos, dildos, or whatever before anyone found them. Reminds me of that.


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