If a blowjob doesn't count as "sex"...
 

then what about butt fucking? :1orglaugh

That thread about your sex partner count has me wondering.

If someone doesn't consider blowjobs as a part of their sex count, then what about anal sex?

I don't have a cock so this is an honest question. :1orglaugh

If using a mouth as an alternate hole isn't traditional sex, then would you not count asshole sex as well?

or do you just throw the butt fucking in there because the holes are so close to each other? :1orglaugh

of course if you are a gay male, then butt sex definitely counts. I wonder if the gays count their blowjobs?

I don't want to know thank you.


:Oh crap

butthole sex with a shemale = not the gay

penis in gay guys butt = you the gays

http://www.fletchxxx.com/2008/11/she...-gay-porn.html

Ask Bill Clinton :)

i take it you've never been to prison

Apparently the school kids these days are doing it in every conceivable hole and position and variety EXCEPT actual vaginal intercourse, so they can still say they are virgins. :helpme

Hahaha.. there is a girl on the cheerleading team on my nephews Basketball team. I was at the championships taking pictures for the team last year and someone made the comment about one of the girls..they referred to her as "butt girl". I had to ask.

Come to find out this chick has her boyfriend fuck her in the ass so she can remain a virgin.

This girl is only 16

Unbelievable :1orglaugh

You can find answer on wikipedia :)

This one time... at band camp.....

finally something ELSE i can brag about, NO I HAVENT! I am not a criminal. Ive never served jail time, but ive been behind the camera of a ton of gay and shemale porn videos. lol

Isn't that special. If mom only knew, uuuhh... :1orglaugh

I knew a chick who's parents found a condom in the toilet that didn't make the flush, and they confronted her about it.

So, what did she do? :1orglaugh

She started letting her boyfriend fuck her in the ass, and then swallowed his load as to "hide" the evidence. :1orglaugh

another one of those good catholic girls! hahaha

and that was even before A2M was a popular term.

But sure enough, she was all about the ass to mouth.

I didn't learn any of that until her eventually ex-boyfriend who never got over her for months told me this.

it made a lot of sense though, his sadness when she left. :1orglaugh

Evidence by Faith No More, great song!



If you want to open your hole
Just put your head down and go
Step beside the piece of the circumstance
Got to wash away the taste of evidence
Wash it away
[evidence x3]
[got a taste of evidence]

I didn't feel a thing
It didn't mean a thing
Look in the eye and testify
I didn't feel a thing

Anything you say, we know you're guilty
Hands above your head,
and you won't even feel me
You won't feel me

[i didn't feel a thing]

I didn't feel a thing
It didn't mean a thing
Look in the eye and testify
I didn't feel a thing

*guitar solo*

[evidence X3]
[got a taste of evidence]

I didn't feel a thing
You didn't mean a thing
Look in the eye and testify
I didn't feel a thing x2

(best song about blowjobs ever)

Where were these girls when I was a teenager?

Different strokes for different folks (no pun intended)...

I would have sex with someone before I would give them a blowjob - to me, a blowjob is FARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR more intimate. Just my $0.02

I agree.

And putting a cock in your mouth can be much nastier than say condom sex.

but some girls love to eat the meat. :1orglaugh

to sum it up in one word:

CHEERLEADERS :1orglaugh

In fact, let me add to this.

The cheerleader girlfriends I had, make Lightspeed girls look like fucking virgins.

that is the only problem I've had with LS sites. They're not nasty enough like REAL LIFE cheerleaders. haha

Amen sister :1orglaugh

Personally, I would say blowjobs don't count, but anal does.

Don't ask me why...its just my personal opinion :P

No comment

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I've never fucked a chick in the ass before.

Am i missing out ??

well for me, I don't consider it as a sex. I can't imagine how many sex I had if it's considered sex!! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I'd love to find a 18 year old girl like that......

So all cheerleaders are sluts because your friends were? I love how people like to label a whole group of people based on knowing a small percentage. :2 cents:

No. But my friends were. :)

You already quoted me, but let me repeat myself to clarify this for you.

"The cheerleader girlfriends I had, make Lightspeed girls look like fucking virgins."

see the part where I said "girlfriends I had" ?

I had really slutty cheerleader friends in high school. :1orglaugh

Were you a cheerleader?

thank you for your weak attempt at flaming me though. I am flattered. :)

I was not flaming you. You would know if I was. I was pointing out that you are an idiot for making such a broad statement about cheerleaders. You also had this in your statement. "They're not nasty enough like REAL LIFE cheerleaders. haha" That implies that all REAL LIFE cheerleaders are sluts, which they are not. Yes I was a cheerleader in high school and did not have sex for the first time until I was 20. There goes your theory. :2 cents:

awesome, I'll be on the lookout. :1orglaugh

only counts if you use a cigar

...but wait, you called me an idiot.

Jane, please clarify. Was that a flame? :1orglaugh

because I will disregard your posts if that wasn't a flame. booooooring. :zzzzz

You are a true moron. You would not be worth the time to flame. That would just be the highlight of your sad and ignorant week. :winkwink:

Calling you a name that you are is not a flame. You clearly have to much time on your hands because you make the lamest threads. Go eat another cookie.:2 cents:

And so far, I've gotten you to post in my thread 3 times. Views just went up, thanks to you. :winkwink:

Thanks JaneB! :1orglaugh

edit: 4 posts!

Instead of editing your post 4 times, shut up and post some pictures to make this thread better. A thread without pictures is so boring. :winkwink:

Go away, you're killing my fucking thread and I do not have time to play. :1orglaugh

or post pics yourself if you want to see this thread "better." :winkwink:

umm i stay out of cherrys battles but i watched you edit your posts and even edit the one above to add this jewel...

"Go eat another cookie."

LOL

you edit your posts to put in little things like that, and then point the finger. LOL

Here are some pictures for cherrylula. These pictures are of Courtney a former ASU cheerleader who now does porn. :winkwink:


http://www.seemygirls.com/ftvgirls/sitea652/pics/09.jpg

http://www.seemygirls.com/ftvgirls/sitea652/pics/11.jpg

http://www.seemygirls.com/ftvgirls/sitea652/pics/14.jpg

http://www.seemygirls.com/ftvgirls/sitea652/pics/15.jpg

She knows that I am just playing with her. I think she is awesome. Damn the pictures are not showing up now. GGRRR

Seriously? A BJ is more intimate than sex? I see it the other way around.
WG

But of course you do, because you are a guy and its not your mouth. It is much different giving than receiving. :)

Sex can be much more intimate when you use your mouth.

Just like a lot of men don't like to eat the pussy. I can understand that too. :1orglaugh

I don't wish I was a guy, but can understand the penis envy thing. It must be nice to be able to put your cock in things and just get off. :1orglaugh