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Sarah_Jayne 11-11-2008 11:01 AM

Why are they remaking The Karate Kid?!?
 
And with Will Smith's son no less! - http://uk.movies.yahoo.com/11112008/...ate-kid-0.html

Who could possibly be a better Mr. Miyagi?

The Heron 11-11-2008 11:19 AM

Cause it's easier to recycle crap than actually create?

Lee 11-11-2008 11:21 AM

Absolutely hated that film.

shermo 11-11-2008 11:21 AM

That is just disappointing. How do you replace Miyagi?!

budz 11-11-2008 11:22 AM

why are they fucking up all kinds of old shit? lol

martinsc 11-11-2008 11:23 AM

:Oh crap

Tom_PM 11-11-2008 11:24 AM

Thats not a joke? Unreal. Who knows.. because people in hollywood will buy anything?!?

Know what else would be great? A group of mop haired lads from liverpool, maybe playing instruments.

StuartD 11-11-2008 11:25 AM

A new version of that movie could never live up to the old version.

PornMD 11-11-2008 11:27 AM

Sheesh...that's just asking to be a shitty movie. Pat Morita rolling over in his grave.

They'll probably have Samuel L. Jackson as Mr. Miyagi...that'd at least be entertaining.

Karate Kid: You're a Miyagi?
Sammy: Yea, bitch! You got a problem with that, muthafucka!?
Karate Kid: Er, I guess not...you do know karate, right?
Sammy: Shit, negrooo...of course I know karate...it's about focus! FOCUS, muthafucka...do you speak it?!
Karate Kid: Oh..kay.....you ever kill anyone before?
Sammy: YES, they deserved to die, and I HOPE they BURN IN HELL!
Karate Kid: Why do you always gotta yell like that?
Sammy: Cuz that's how I talk...y'aint eva seeen my movies? Juice? That was a good one!

LOL

notime 11-11-2008 11:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PornMD (Post 15037341)
Sheesh...that's just asking to be a shitty movie. Pat Morita rolling over in his grave.

They'll probably have Samuel L. Jackson as Mr. Miyagi...that'd at least be entertaining.

Karate Kid: You're a Miyagi?
Sammy: Yea, bitch! You got a problem with that, muthafucka!?
Karate Kid: Er, I guess not...you do know karate, right?
Sammy: Shit, negrooo...of course I know karate...it's about focus! FOCUS, muthafucka...do you speak it?!
Karate Kid: Oh..kay.....you ever kill anyone before?
Sammy: YES, they deserved to die, and I HOPE they BURN IN HELL!
Karate Kid: Why do you always gotta yell like that?
Sammy: Cuz that's how I talk...y'aint eva seeen my movies? Juice? That was a good one!

LOL

:thumbsup haha
LOL

Quagmire 11-11-2008 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lee (Post 15037300)
Absolutely hated that film.


Sarah_Jayne 11-11-2008 11:32 AM

Like 'the next karate kid' didn't suck enough?

PornMD 11-11-2008 11:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Quagmire (Post 15037357)

Damn, was trying to look for the South Park "Losing Edge" part with Randy fighting "Bad Dad" where he's singing that song while kicking his ass, lol. Can't find it on YouTube...ugh, all that pirated unlicensed shit and not the thing I want to find.

IllTestYourGirls 11-11-2008 11:42 AM

$$$$$$$$

Fletch XXX 11-11-2008 11:45 AM

the same reaosn they remake all movies.

$$$

and all remakes suck, no matter how much ppl say otherwise, remakes play on the ignorance of the audience.

CDSmith 11-11-2008 11:45 AM

They need to "sweep the leg" of this remake.

Quagmire 11-11-2008 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PornMD (Post 15037383)
Damn, was trying to look for the South Park "Losing Edge" part with Randy fighting "Bad Dad" where he's singing that song while kicking his ass, lol. Can't find it on YouTube...ugh, all that pirated unlicensed shit and not the thing I want to find.

Comedy Central forwards me on to the canadian site so I can't post it here.

Season 9 Episode 5, The losing edge.

Zuzana Designs 11-11-2008 11:48 AM

My son is just getting into the old ones.. he loves them and thinks he is the karate kid !!

LilBro 11-11-2008 11:55 AM

cuz Will Smith said so. his son is the lead.. starts filming early next year

jmk 11-11-2008 11:59 AM

To make money :)

The film industry hasn't released anything original in the last 2 years really. It's all old recycled stuff.

Deej 11-11-2008 12:01 PM

no offense but I dont think will smith's kid can cut it - I noticed in pursuit of happyness that the kid was never really acting he was just there while his dad acted. Then at the premiere and every time i seen him in the spotlight he was never talkative or really the "in the light" sort... maybe its the youth - but i just dont feel it...

not to mention the shitty idea for continuing this movie in this time

jmk 11-11-2008 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PornMD (Post 15037341)
Sheesh...that's just asking to be a shitty movie. Pat Morita rolling over in his grave.

They'll probably have Samuel L. Jackson as Mr. Miyagi...that'd at least be entertaining.

Karate Kid: You're a Miyagi?
Sammy: Yea, bitch! You got a problem with that, muthafucka!?
Karate Kid: Er, I guess not...you do know karate, right?
Sammy: Shit, negrooo...of course I know karate...it's about focus! FOCUS, muthafucka...do you speak it?!
Karate Kid: Oh..kay.....you ever kill anyone before?
Sammy: YES, they deserved to die, and I HOPE they BURN IN HELL!
Karate Kid: Why do you always gotta yell like that?
Sammy: Cuz that's how I talk...y'aint eva seeen my movies? Juice? That was a good one!

LOL


OMG LOL Samuel L Jackson!!! Hahhahahaha I just had a Chappelle show moment.
Drink Samuel Jackson! http://thetravisty.com/Chappelles_Sh...ckson_Beer.htm

wtfent 11-11-2008 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sarah_MaxCash (Post 15037205)
And with Will Smith's son no less! - http://uk.movies.yahoo.com/11112008/...ate-kid-0.html

Who could possibly be a better Mr. Miyagi?

Because they know timing fuckin great. You think 15 years from now people will take their kids to see that crap? Its gonna be a bunch of 26-34 year old dads that now have 4-10 year old sons that grew up with the Karate Kid. Smart really.

mrshine 11-11-2008 12:13 PM

I love karate fucking kid!

LilBro 11-11-2008 12:18 PM

they need to make MMA kid... Karate is useless nowadays

tiger 11-11-2008 12:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Heron (Post 15037292)
Cause it's easier to recycle crap than actually create?

:2 cents::2 cents:

DamageX 11-11-2008 12:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LilBro (Post 15037622)
they need to make MMA kid... Karate is useless nowadays

You're slow. Done already.

SykkBoy 11-11-2008 12:27 PM

Because sadly, there are people who will shell out money to see it...

RevSand 11-11-2008 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Heron (Post 15037292)
Cause it's easier to recycle crap than actually create?

Ding Ding Ding.. Winner in 2nd post...

Sarah_Jayne 11-11-2008 12:55 PM

Isn't the kid a bit young too? Which means no boyfriend/girlfriend stuff so I bet it goes to Disney levels and cutsie kids stuff.

Anthony 11-11-2008 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Quagmire (Post 15037357)

COBRA KAI FOR LIFE!!!

http://bosmembers.com/images/1.jpg

http://bosmembers.com/images/2.jpg

Rochard 11-11-2008 01:12 PM

I just read a book about Liz Taylor (shhh, don't tell anyone). This is what Hollywood does - they rehash the same old shit over and over again.

SomeCreep 11-11-2008 01:43 PM

damn, dude got old

http://thebuzz.sheknows.com/wp-conte...cchio-2008.jpg

Shagbunny 11-11-2008 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PornMD (Post 15037341)
Sheesh...that's just asking to be a shitty movie. Pat Morita rolling over in his grave.

They'll probably have Samuel L. Jackson as Mr. Miyagi...that'd at least be entertaining.

Karate Kid: You're a Miyagi?
Sammy: Yea, bitch! You got a problem with that, muthafucka!?
Karate Kid: Er, I guess not...you do know karate, right?
Sammy: Shit, negrooo...of course I know karate...it's about focus! FOCUS, muthafucka...do you speak it?!
Karate Kid: Oh..kay.....you ever kill anyone before?
Sammy: YES, they deserved to die, and I HOPE they BURN IN HELL!
Karate Kid: Why do you always gotta yell like that?
Sammy: Cuz that's how I talk...y'aint eva seeen my movies? Juice? That was a good one!

LOL


oh shit that was teh funneh... maybe YOU should make a remake of the Karate Kid

ronaldo 11-11-2008 02:13 PM

I'm not happy they're remaking Footloose either.

Scott McD 11-11-2008 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Quagmire (Post 15037357)

Is it just me or were all the points he won shit ??

Telly 11-11-2008 02:23 PM

80's is the in-thing now. Karate Kid 2 was better though.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...ine/chozen.jpg
Add to your correction, cuz you know you rike. :pimp

Marky333 11-11-2008 02:32 PM

I don't know why, but they could come up with another idea, that Karate Kid is smoked.

UniqueD 11-11-2008 02:34 PM

god, karate kid and karate kid 2, best movies ever. i'm going to go home and watch them both in succession now. but this news saddens me.

Supz 11-11-2008 02:36 PM

Daniel Larusso's going to fight? Daniel Larusso IS GONNA FIGHT


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