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US Customs looked through about 40 DVDs worth TS conent of mine today
As I was entering LA, I was flagged to have my bags look at. I usually never travel with porn but I was running behind and didn't have time to hit fedex before I left. The guy asks me what are all the DVDs of and asked if they were porn based on some of the titles. I said yes, I produce adult videos. I wasn't going to lie to the guy but after 3 hours of them looking at EVERY FILE I had, I wish I would have.
They took me into an office and 2 of them, both beaners, went DVD (for file storage) by DVD looking at every photo, IDs, scanned model releases, all of it... ALL TRANNIES!!! One of the dip shits actually asked me, "how can you tell the transvestites from the women?" and my reply was, "Well... since you don't know I'll let you in on a little secret... girls don't have dicks." He didn't find that funny and asked me, "seriously, how can you tell?" which at that point I just told him I'm often fooled and don't know they are "transvestites" until I get them naked. Three hours later I was handed my passport and told I was entered into the computer for what they found today. I asked them why, the content wasn't illegal and they found nothing illegal, but they said it was just policy and I would probably be checked every time I enter the country. Then they went on to tell me how many people in the world are into sick things like child and animal sex, followed by how one time Ron Jeremy walked through there and he looked sad. This fucking beaner agent then had the audacity to ask me if they people in my line of work were all depressed and lived sad lives like Ron Jeremy, but then asked if I knew Jenna Jameson and if she was pretty in real life. WTF!!!????!!!! I've been out of the USA for 13 months for reasons just as this. This country has it's head up it's ass further than I even though. I'm now flagged on Immigration / Customs computer and will be searched every time I enter the country because I shoot legal content with models above the age of 18 and I proved this to them, one model at a time. Un-fucking-real. Fuck the USA and all the beaners working in Customs and Immigration at LAX. :321GFY |
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""Well... since you don't know I'll let you in on a little secret... girls don't have dicks." He didn't find that funny" They were most prob enjoying the tranny content so much they did not want you to leave |
It's all a joke, good thing they protected me from your perverted ass... err wait.
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they are gonna put all that shit up on torrents the minute they get home
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That sucks man.
They always make a big deal out of fuck all. |
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the border can be a fucked up place, it feels like you have no rights at all there, and you are at the mercy of the mood of the dude they hired with the uniform on whether he wants to give you a hard time or not
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Ron depressed? Not the times I've met him. lol
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you were lucky not to have a rectal inspection in case you were hiding something LOL
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Sounds like they were getting off on it.
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US Customs agents make next to nothing, and are usually rejected cops. Imagine how pissed off you'd be if you had their life.
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This is what happens when you give people authority over others.
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So US customs can look at anything they want to look at on your computer? If some married couple comes through after their honeymoon and has a private tape of themselves on their laptop or on a cell phone, or hell, even on an SD card for their camera or something, can these guys just sit there and watch it? If you have private financial information in files, can they look at that too? What if you encrypt the files? Fuck, so many questions. That's crazy.
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So I'm still confused, how to you tell the trannies from real girls?
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This includes being able to legally go through every file on your computer one by one if they want and even copy the entire contents of your laptop/external drive/thumb drive/whatever. http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology...uting.security |
There's only one solution that actually works :
http://www.truecrypt.org It's free... you can create virtual drives IN virtual drives that are completely invisible. If they ask for a password you give the password of the first virtual drive. It's completely legal to do so. Good Luck. |
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Customs searches of computer data brought across the border has been going on way, way before 911.
Be glad they didn't confiscate the data and/or copy it. They easily could have, if they'd wanted to. FedEx is certainly a good work-around, but not fool-proof when it to Customs. A better way is to upload the data via a secure VPN prior to departure. TrueCrypt is a good compremise of security and privacy, if one believes that Customs will only do a cursory look at one's computer - ie. ask to turn it on, do a browse of the default My Documents / My Pictures folders. If they choose to do a more through search, they may stumble upon the TrueCrypt software (or signs of it, such as a password screen) - just the mere existance of such encryption may be enough to arise suspicions - and once Customs get going, as the OP found out, they will spend a seemingly endless amount of time examining everything. Ron |
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That is some stupid shit man. Glad they let you go on your way, but damn that had to suck balls man.
But, I have to say. If the guy had asked me how you could tell they were trannies, I'd said the same thing. Kinda a stupid question actually, He should have been more specific if he didn't want that kinda answer...;) |
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Welcome back!!
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This is why when I travel, I will NEVER ever being my computer with me... everything is stored away in Google anyways, everything that I need (bookmarks, spreadsheets), so I can access and work no matter where in the world I am, just need a browser and internet connection and i'm back in biz, no hassles at the border.
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Did they fingerprint and took your a pic of you as well?
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US Customs has so much power to fuck with people.
They worked my brother in law over really good for not declaring cash he was carrying on him for his business. He couldn't get through airports in this country for years without be harrassed and humiliated every time. |
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I've been traveling around the world for over 10 years now. I've literally been all over and can say without question, entering the USA or dealing with US airport security is the WORST I have ever encountered in all my travels. Even in the shittiest countries, the staff is still kind and very helpful. In the USA it's all egos, bad attitudes and mostly unfriendly people. I always dread returning to the USA for this reason. I used to have to fly through Chicago O'hare when I lived in the midwest... OMFG... it was a nightmare. Pissed off, fat, skank ass black bitches running that place and you always run late and/or have canceled flights. What a mess that place is. And yes, I always have back ups. |
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tranny niche is hot!!! no wonder...i think they have tranny sites....
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That's totally fucked up. Not surprising, given the average American's attitude of, "why should I care if they detain and search me if I have nothing to hide?"
The border patrol is getting way out of bounds around here, too and it's totally sickening how few people are afraid of living in a police state. They *love* it! |
Sounds like a racial discrimination.
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the USA is already down the tubes... if you dont know now ya know, nigqas!
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This happened 3 years ago to a producer friend of mine...
DWB, Every time now,when you enter the USA customs and show your passport, the homeland security agent will see a red flag on their computer screen and they will have you go to an office and sit you down and ask you questions for an 30 min to an hour or so, for the next 12-24 months .. Then, you will be purged out of the system.. Shitty stuff considering you are shooting legal adult entertainment... They should be looking for terrorists , drugs and chemicals for making bombs not legal porn! |
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