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SleazyDream 11-14-2002 10:57 PM

Well, I did it. I bought a 1st class airline ticket.
 
Normally I'm a cheap ass and just take economy. I don't hesitate to spend on great hotel rooms, limos, or general fun stuff to do (like McDonalds drive throughs) but I've always cheaped out on airfare mostly cause it usually costs (and I always check) about 3-4X more for first-class. I was never in my mind able to justify that arriving at the same time as economy. This time it wasn't even double so I said fuck it and bought a first class ticket to vegas from winnipeg to vegas for internext. I hope it was worth it.

eru 11-14-2002 10:58 PM

Economy is for commoners.

421Fill 11-14-2002 10:58 PM

I heard the stewardesses give you blowjobs in first class. Good choice. :thumbsup

SleazyDream 11-14-2002 10:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by eru
Economy is for commoners.
sad part is I've met a lot of very wealthy people sitting in economy. I always seem to see 3/4 of the first class section full of airline employees.

dirtyone 11-14-2002 10:59 PM

McDonalds dirve through rules! As far as first class I have only been there once and that was walking to my seat in the very last row of the plane. I suppose if you have the money to spend it would be nice however I prefer to save and sit with the common folk. :glugglug

ColKurtz 11-14-2002 10:59 PM

good idea to not risk the chance of that rule some airlines have about weight challenged people needing to buy two tickets.

SleazyDream 11-14-2002 11:01 PM

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Originally posted by ColKurtz
good idea to not risk the chance of that rule some airlines have about weight challenged people needing to buy two tickets.
i usually perfer squishing them.

quiet 11-14-2002 11:07 PM

i only fly 1st class domestic. edmonton to calgary at least 10 times so far. i did edmonton to toronto once.

it's just such a crazy amount of money for long flights, that i won't do it. definitely a great way to travel though.

i also took my dad on the concorde for a new years celebration a couple of years back. that was extremely cool.

SleazyDream 11-14-2002 11:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet
i only fly 1st class domestic. edmonton to calgary at least 10 times so far. i did edmonton to toronto once.

it's just such a crazy amount of money for long flights, that i won't do it. definitely a great way to travel though.

i also took my dad on the concorde for a new years celebration a couple of years back. that was extremely cool.

just a question cause I've only been there once, but with edmonton's airport about an hour outa town and the waiting to get on and off a plane wouldn't it be just as fast to DRIVE as it's only about 3 hours between cities.........

quiet 11-14-2002 11:12 PM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream


just a question cause I've only been there once, but with edmonton's airport about an hour outa town and the waiting to get on and off a plane wouldn't it be just as fast to DRIVE as it's only about 3 hours between cities.........

edmonton airport is about 20 minutes from where i live. the flight is 25 minutes or so (usually).

much easier than driving (about a 3 hour drive). very boring drive as well.

quiet 11-14-2002 11:13 PM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream


just a question cause I've only been there once, but with edmonton's airport about an hour outa town and the waiting to get on and off a plane wouldn't it be just as fast to DRIVE as it's only about 3 hours between cities.........

sorry, but i have to laugh, hour out of town? no.

SleazyDream 11-14-2002 11:15 PM

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Originally posted by quiet


edmonton airport is about 20 minutes from where i live. the flight is 25 minutes or so (usually).

much easier than driving (about a 3 hour drive). very boring drive as well.

I'm not one to drive - but I've always kinda considered the cross over point where one needs to fly at about a 3-4 hour drive. Maybe I just like having my truck with me, I like being bigger than most anyone else on the road and renting a car is a pain in the ass.

Bobo 11-14-2002 11:16 PM

I'm flying economy this time out just because the cheap sluts (insert: 'females') will be in that section.

gothweb 11-14-2002 11:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by eru
Economy is for commoners.
Hey, don't forget us paupers!

EscortBiz 11-14-2002 11:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream
Normally I'm a cheap ass and just take economy. I don't hesitate to spend on great hotel rooms, limos, or general fun stuff to do (like McDonalds drive throughs) but I've always cheaped out on airfare mostly cause it usually costs (and I always check) about 3-4X more for first-class. I was never in my mind able to justify that arriving at the same time as economy. This time it wasn't even double so I said fuck it and bought a first class ticket to vegas from winnipeg to vegas for internext. I hope it was worth it.
Well you do arrive before the guys in the back technically, so now you can justify it

Bobo 11-14-2002 11:18 PM

Tthose that have flown 1st class and economy tell me that 1st class is well worth it.

dickblast 11-14-2002 11:20 PM

1st class is sweet

the hot towels are a bit much

:Graucho

quiet 11-14-2002 11:20 PM

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Originally posted by Bobo
Tthose that have flown 1st class and economy tell me that 1st class is well worth it.
1st class rocks. but i still don't think it's justified.

the concorde flight i took - that was crazy. but still not justifiable.

SleazyDream 11-14-2002 11:21 PM

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Originally posted by EscortBiz


Well you do arrive before the guys in the back technically, so now you can justify it

I can comfort myself knowing I paid $900 extra for 4 flights (layover in minnapolis) for some ass room, a little booze and a hot towel.

$900/4 = $225 extra per flight. that's $100 per flight for ass room, $75 for a beer and $50 for a warm towel per flight. bargain don't you think?

and that's canadian dollars so it's about $600 US extra.

one hour to minnapolis and about 3 hours to vegas from there.

macroguru 11-14-2002 11:21 PM

I racked up 350,000 miles in the air from 1999 to 2001, and once I hit Gold Medallion with Delta, I flew First Class for free consistently, and I hate flying coach now.

It sucks ass. First class is very relaxing, laid back, and you are waited on consistently.

The alcohol is free in 1st! Always a Plus!

Enjoy the First Class Flight.

I look forward to meeting everyone in Vegas!!

Macro

EscortBiz 11-14-2002 11:22 PM

you got a great deal overall

WiredGuy 11-14-2002 11:23 PM

I flew first class from Atlanta to Hollywood during the Internext convention (Atlanta was a stopover). Anyways, Delta had this really good way to sell off first class fares, during the one hour stop over, first class tickets pricing was dropping by the minute as we got closer to take off time. Eventually there were only 2 seats left and it was $34 for the upgrade. I don't know why anybody else didn't take it but for $34, sure! I'll get enough liquor during the flight to justify the bump! It was the best flight of my life, but I usually won't bother flying first class, not worth the 3-4X upgrade fee.

WG

quiet 11-14-2002 11:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by macroguru
I racked up 350,000 miles in the air from 1999 to 2001, and once I hit Gold Medallion with Delta, I flew First Class for free consistently, and I hate flying coach now.

It sucks ass. First class is very relaxing, laid back, and you are waited on consistently.

The alcohol is free in 1st! Always a Plus!

Enjoy the First Class Flight.

I look forward to meeting everyone in Vegas!!

Macro

word. free alcohol, lots of room, and you basically have your own private attendant. food is very good too.

EscortBiz 11-14-2002 11:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by macroguru
I racked up 350,000 miles in the air from 1999 to 2001, and once I hit Gold Medallion with Delta, I flew First Class for free consistently, and I hate flying coach now.

It sucks ass. First class is very relaxing, laid back, and you are waited on consistently.

The alcohol is free in 1st! Always a Plus!

Enjoy the First Class Flight.

I look forward to meeting everyone in Vegas!!

Macro

did you know you can sell your miles?

http://www.awardtraveler.com/

Smegma 11-14-2002 11:29 PM

Hey Sleazy - You can usually upgrade at the airport for pennies to First Class.

Here are some upgrades I've realized:

SF to Kauai - Domestic RT was $500 (Northwest), Upgrade to First Class at counter was $88 bucks one way.

SF to Honolulu - Domestic RT was $800 (United), Upgrade to First Class at counter was $125 bucks one way.

SF to NY - Domestic RT was $600 (United), Upgrade to First Class at counter was $66 bucks one way.

I shit you not.

If you book far in advance, and have a good travel agent, he or she will shop your airfare around and get you a great rate.

My Wife and I flew Round Trip on Virgin to London from SF, plus a limo, plus first class airfare from London to Rome and Athens (to and from) all for $10K. Retail was $26,000. It pays to have a great travel agent and some time.

quiet 11-14-2002 11:30 PM

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Originally posted by Smegma

My Wife and I flew Round Trip on Virgin to London from SF, plus a limo, plus first class airfare from London to Rome and Athens (to and from) all for $10K. Retail was $26,000. It pays to have a great travel agent and some time.
that's a killer deal.

macroguru 11-14-2002 11:31 PM

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Originally posted by EscortBiz


did you know you can sell your miles?

http://www.awardtraveler.com/

Yes,

But I keep them, as I have family in Memphis, Tenn that I visit, and I just started my own biz (Non Adult) and I am meeting with some Casino's next month and a few other larger corporations as well, so the miles help out a lot.

If I knew I wasn't going to use them, I would sell them

Macro

SleazyDream 11-14-2002 11:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by WiredGuy
I flew first class from Atlanta to Hollywood during the Internext convention (Atlanta was a stopover). Anyways, Delta had this really good way to sell off first class fares, during the one hour stop over, first class tickets pricing was dropping by the minute as we got closer to take off time. Eventually there were only 2 seats left and it was $34 for the upgrade. I don't know why anybody else didn't take it but for $34, sure! I'll get enough liquor during the flight to justify the bump! It was the best flight of my life, but I usually won't bother flying first class, not worth the 3-4X upgrade fee.

WG

fuck - last time I was in vegas I won about $4K US so i went to the ticket booth and asked for an upgrade. they had space but when they looked at my ticket they said they couldn't upgrade them. I begged them to take my money but theysaid no. FUCK was I mad.

Joe Sixpack 11-14-2002 11:32 PM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream
Normally I'm a cheap ass and just take economy. I don't hesitate to spend on great hotel rooms, limos, or general fun stuff to do (like McDonalds drive throughs) but I've always cheaped out on airfare mostly cause it usually costs (and I always check) about 3-4X more for first-class. I was never in my mind able to justify that arriving at the same time as economy. This time it wasn't even double so I said fuck it and bought a first class ticket to vegas from winnipeg to vegas for internext. I hope it was worth it.
I think it should be mandatory for ALL fat bastards to pay for a first class ticket. I don't want your fat, smelly carcass making my flight in economy more difficult.

EscortBiz 11-14-2002 11:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by macroguru


Yes,

But I keep them, as I have family in Memphis, Tenn that I visit, and I just started my own biz (Non Adult) and I am meeting with some Casino's next month and a few other larger corporations as well, so the miles help out a lot.

If I knew I wasn't going to use them, I would sell them

Macro

please tell this nosey jew me about your new biz

SleazyDream 11-14-2002 11:36 PM

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Originally posted by Joe Sixpack


I think it should be mandatory for ALL fat bastards to pay for a first class ticket. I don't want your fat, smelly carcass making my flight in economy more difficult.

I usually don't have a probelm with ignorant little pissants like you. I just keep my arms over my head and enjoy watching your little punny twig arms try and plug your nose while every one else on the plane laughs at you for being an ass. I'm quite obnoxious about it to whenever a twerp like you gives me any attitude in person.

WiredGuy 11-14-2002 11:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream


fuck - last time I was in vegas I won about $4K US so i went to the ticket booth and asked for an upgrade. they had space but when they looked at my ticket they said they couldn't upgrade them. I begged them to take my money but theysaid no. FUCK was I mad.

That's really BS. An airline who's smart will not give a shit about a change to an upgrade on an airline ticket. I mean, they're gonna make more money and they'd turn your away? Whichever airline that is was being stupid, or the teller you had was just being a bitch :-)

WG

quiet 11-14-2002 11:38 PM

now, where did i put my popcorn...?

KRL 11-14-2002 11:38 PM

If you really want to network hop on the Concorde.

On commercial business class you usually make some good contacts also.

SleazyDream 11-14-2002 11:39 PM

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Originally posted by WiredGuy


That's really BS. An airline who's smart will not give a shit about a change to an upgrade on an airline ticket. I mean, they're gonna make more money and they'd turn your away? Whichever airline that is was being stupid, or the teller you had was just being a bitch :-)

WG

Northwest air - they told me that I had some sort of super discount ticket and that it couldn't be upgraded. I thought it was total bullshit but that's what they said.

macroguru 11-14-2002 11:42 PM

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Originally posted by EscortBiz


please tell this nosey jew me about your new biz

You have a few ICQ messages from me talking about it. Don't want to put the others to sleep about it.

Nothing glamourous, wish it was though.

Macro

eru 11-14-2002 11:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream


fuck - last time I was in vegas I won about $4K US so i went to the ticket booth and asked for an upgrade. they had space but when they looked at my ticket they said they couldn't upgrade them. I begged them to take my money but theysaid no. FUCK was I mad.

I'm trying to do that this December as my ticket home is coach.

However when I go back to Hawai'i it's first class and only cost $1200!

Sunshine McGillicutty 11-14-2002 11:46 PM

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Originally posted by Smegma
Hey Sleazy - You can usually upgrade at the airport for pennies to First Class.
Thats my ploy too. All you have to do is fly at times & days when the 1st class section isn't going to be booked. Last 3 times I've gone to Vegas I've been able to upgrade to 1st at the airport for less than $50.

quiet 11-14-2002 11:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRL
If you really want to network hop on the Concorde.

On commercial business class you usually make some good contacts also.

the concorde is the most amazing plane i've ever been on. my dad has always been obsessed with jets, and always wanted to go supersonic. so we went on a 3 hour flight to no where (ended up in the same place we took off from).

very cool. very expensive :glugglug

SleazyDream 11-14-2002 11:48 PM

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Originally posted by Sunshine McGillicutty


Thats my ploy too. All you have to do is fly at times & days when the 1st class section isn't going to be booked. Last 3 times I've gone to Vegas I've been able to upgrade to 1st at the airport for less than $50.

what are the times and days that the 1st class section isn't busy?


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