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LauraLee 03-30-2009 05:36 AM

ShamWow Dude Beats on Hooker
 
Apparently last month in Miami Beach, the man who hocks the ShamWow products beat the crap out of a hooker, after she bit on to his tongue and would not let go.

Him:

http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j1.../GFY/sham2.jpg

Her:

http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j1..._0775_full.jpg

Full story Here

JamesK 03-30-2009 05:38 AM

She's pretty hot.

LauraLee 03-30-2009 05:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JamesK (Post 15687330)
She's pretty hot.


Before:

http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j1.../GFY/sham3.jpg

gideongallery 03-30-2009 05:54 AM

wtf fuck she bit down on his tounge and he punched her until she let go and he got arrested for assualt.

What the fuck did the cops expect him to do, wait until she bit clean thru and then just walk away.

JimmiDean 03-30-2009 05:57 AM

There goes that his infomercial career out the window.

kmanrox 03-30-2009 06:03 AM

dare i say I'D HIT IT TOO!!! ?

JamesK 03-30-2009 06:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LauraLee (Post 15687346)

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_dlAF3C8MtQ...00/shamwow.jpg

nation-x 03-30-2009 06:17 AM

It was the scientologists... it was all a setup... lol

Zuzana Designs 03-30-2009 06:18 AM

wow that's crazy.. the dude has always creeped me out...

Raf1 03-30-2009 06:26 AM

he looks pretty beat up himself. I wonder what all the tongue biting was about... :)

Vicious_B 03-30-2009 06:41 AM

I didn't see that other picture of her! Wow he did mess her up.

rayadp05 03-30-2009 07:41 AM

Why the fuck was she biting on his tounge? I've never beat up on a woman before but if some bitch was trying to bite my fucking tounge off, I'd beat the shit out of her too. If someone is causing you serious bodily injury, it is only human nature to fight back...whether it is a man or a woman.

The fucking stupid bitch shouldn't had been biting the dudes tounge in the first place. What a stupid fucking whore.

RyuLion 03-30-2009 07:43 AM

yeah, I wonder what made her bite his tougue

bloggerz 03-30-2009 07:57 AM

cause we can't do this all day

JamesK 03-30-2009 07:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RyuLion (Post 15687630)
yeah, I wonder what made her bite his tougue

he was tongue raping her

tony286 03-30-2009 08:01 AM

If some crazy chick was holding my tongue ,the last place I would hit her was in her face.

brassmonkey 03-30-2009 08:05 AM

wtf he must have been drunk kissing a damn hooker

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 03-30-2009 09:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gideongallery (Post 15687348)
wtf fuck she bit down on his tounge and he punched her until she let go and he got arrested for assualt.

What the fuck did the cops expect him to do, wait until she bit clean thru and then just walk away.

they both got charged with assault...

Adam X 03-30-2009 09:06 AM

lol
saw him at strip club in west LA..

the only good news in his camp is his shamwow absolutely destroyed that loudmouth Billy Mays product in a test...

Voodoo 03-30-2009 09:07 AM

She got ShamPow'd!

IllTestYourGirls 03-30-2009 09:12 AM

She didnt like his nuts


Voodoo 03-30-2009 09:13 AM

She got SlapChopp'd!

The Seduction of Art 03-30-2009 09:21 AM

This is one of several reasons why it's usually a good idea to keep your toungue out of hookers.

collegeboobies 03-30-2009 09:25 AM

old news

SmokeyTheBear 03-30-2009 09:29 AM

i love how they always impound the cash lol, they "impounded" the hookers $1000 even though the charge is battery. Why would they need the $$ for the investigation

Voodoo 03-30-2009 09:29 AM

http://upyoursbitch.com/uploads/2009...2PMshampoo.jpg

Scott McD 03-30-2009 09:33 AM

Hookers nowadays huh ??

jmk 03-30-2009 09:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Voodoo (Post 15687923)
She got SlapChopp'd!

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Voodoo 03-30-2009 09:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jmk (Post 15688056)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

http://upyoursbitch.com/uploads/2009...PMshampoo2.jpg

kmanrox 03-30-2009 09:53 AM

i guess this'd be funnier if i lived in the US and knew who the fuck this guy was, eh? infomercial master apparently

John-ACWM 03-30-2009 10:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kmanrox (Post 15688084)
i guess this'd be funnier if i lived in the US and knew who the fuck this guy was, eh? infomercial master apparently

same opinion her,you just made it funnier :thumbsup

DaddyHalbucks 03-30-2009 10:32 AM

He needs to slap his troubles away.

Pornopat 03-30-2009 10:48 AM

but make no mention of his affiliation with the ShamWow or the Slap Chop, both of which sell for $19.95 (plus shipping and handling). (6 pages)

iamsofuckingcool 03-30-2009 10:57 AM

http://js-kit.com/blob/0JrU5ss8TQs3uOtwlJw46_.png

She deserved it.

WiredGuy 03-30-2009 11:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by iamsofuckingcool (Post 15688354)

OMG, lol.
WG

AaliyahLove 03-30-2009 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JamesK (Post 15687396)

Bwahahahahaaaaaaaa!!! I love this story. but why did she bite his tounge in the 1st place?! And what else could you do if someone was biting your tounge?!

gideongallery 03-30-2009 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat (Post 15687888)
they both got charged with assault...

i get that but
shouldn't she was biting my fucking tongue be a leglitimate self defence arguement

Meeper 03-30-2009 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Voodoo (Post 15687923)
She got SlapChopp'd!

ROFL :1orglaugh

Andy CHOOPA 03-30-2009 12:24 PM

fall from Grace...so sad lol

iamsofuckingcool 03-30-2009 04:33 PM

i cant get enough of this story. there are too many comical elements.


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