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seeandsee 05-07-2009 12:49 PM

PARIS Hilton is going to have KIDS!
 
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"Paris would make a great mom -- she's my Angel Princess. I'd love to have some mini Parises one day," Doug told In Touch at LA's MyHouse on March 20. "I'd love to have children, that's what completes your life," added Paris.
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Scott McD 05-07-2009 12:53 PM

With any luck she'll die before that happens...

Juicy D. Links 05-07-2009 12:58 PM

i would love to see how her kids turn out

collegeboobies 05-07-2009 01:07 PM

the world needs entertainment....

GregE 05-07-2009 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 15830940)
i would love to see how her kids turn out

The apple doesn't fall far from the tree. Nuff said? :1orglaugh

Loryn 05-07-2009 01:10 PM

They'll be raised by a nanny, I'm sure. She doesn't seem to have the "hands on" approach to anything. I remember reading somewhere how she buys these animals and has other people take care of them because it's too much work, and sometimes dirty work. To me, taking care of an animal is part of the fun and bonds you to them. But I don't see her taking the "hand on" thing with a kid because they are a lot more work. But I have heard about women changing big-time when they have kids, so maybe that will happen!!! Doubt it, but ya never know!!!

pornguy 05-07-2009 01:11 PM

I want to help her..

Would love to nail her and then wipe my dick on the curtains.

InternetIsForPorn 05-07-2009 01:14 PM

This calls for a reality show.

Paris Hillton wiping up baby shit - entertainment at it's best

Jayvis 05-07-2009 01:14 PM

Thats huuuuuuge.

Vicious_B 05-07-2009 01:30 PM

The kid would never want for anything. Except a normal mother of course.

JustDaveXxx 05-07-2009 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Loryn (Post 15830979)
They'll be raised by a nanny, I'm sure. She doesn't seem to have the "hands on" approach to anything. I remember reading somewhere how she buys these animals and has other people take care of them because it's too much work, and sometimes dirty work. To me, taking care of an animal is part of the fun and bonds you to them. But I don't see her taking the "hand on" thing with a kid because they are a lot more work. But I have heard about women changing big-time when they have kids, so maybe that will happen!!! Doubt it, but ya never know!!!


I got a 17 month old daughter and a 12 week old Cane Corso.


My Cane Corso is potty trained, sits, stays and knows the difference between his toys and my daughters toys. Because my daughter is cared by my girlfriend 24/7, the dog gets the same attention. Keep in mind my daughter has only been babysat 5 times by someone else her whole life. When my girlfriend wants to go out, i stay home with my kid and the dog.


When people think because they are a good dog owner and thinks it would translate into them being a good parent, i would say that they are truly stupid!!



Nothing can really prepare you for properly raising a child. I used to be a good dog owner 10 years ago when i had a bulldog, but after having a kid, im an even better dog owner because of my kid.



My Cane Corso is 12 weeks old and 30lbs and is expected to be 140lbs at 16 month. His name is "Brutus". Wanted to call him fluffy but the breeder said "NO".

JA$ON 05-07-2009 02:11 PM

Isnt natural selection supposed to handle shit like this?

Daddy Big Nuts 05-07-2009 02:13 PM

Some village is going to get a great idiot one day...YAY!

F-U-Jimmy 05-07-2009 02:14 PM

Why is it all the stupid people want or have tons of kids :error

seeandsee 05-07-2009 02:37 PM

i would like to milk Paris right now :)

~Ray 05-07-2009 02:38 PM

she'd keep trading them in when they grew too big to carry.

John-ACWM 05-07-2009 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by collegeboobies (Post 15830966)
the world needs entertainment....

:1orglaugh so true

munki 05-07-2009 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustDaveXxx (Post 15831078)
I got a 17 month old daughter and a 12 week old Cane Corso.


My Cane Corso is potty trained, sits, stays and knows the difference between his toys and my daughters toys. Because my daughter is cared by my girlfriend 24/7, the dog gets the same attention. Keep in mind my daughter has only been babysat 5 times by someone else her whole life. When my girlfriend wants to go out, i stay home with my kid and the dog.


When people think because they are a good dog owner and thinks it would translate into them being a good parent, i would say that they are truly stupid!!



Nothing can really prepare you for properly raising a child. I used to be a good dog owner 10 years ago when i had a bulldog, but after having a kid, im an even better dog owner because of my kid.



My Cane Corso is 12 weeks old and 30lbs and is expected to be 140lbs at 16 month. His name is "Brutus". Wanted to call him fluffy but the breeder said "NO".

The Corso from Dez's stock by any chance... absolutely love his pups :thumbsup:thumbsup

JustDaveXxx 05-07-2009 11:57 PM

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Originally Posted by munki (Post 15831449)
The Corso from Dez's stock by any chance... absolutely love his pups :thumbsup:thumbsup

The flew in a male and female from Fl. Brother and sister. Both are gonna be monsters!!!


Dez knows his shit!! This male will probably be one of the biggest ones ever seen. His big male is 127lbs, Brutus will be at least 140lbs. This is what Dez and 2 different vets have said.


In short, my daughter got a pony.lol

Iron Fist 05-08-2009 12:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 15830940)
i would love to see how her kids turn out

You serious? It's fucking obvious how they will turn out... which is why we need to get someone to pull out that boombox she calls a vagina and do it STAT! :2 cents:

Manowar 05-08-2009 12:08 AM

feel sorry for the guy who knocks her up

LiveDose 05-08-2009 12:37 AM

Those two sound like a perfect match. 2 dunces.

raven1083 05-08-2009 01:09 AM

In that case, hope she will be a good mother

martinsc 05-08-2009 01:20 AM

poor kids... :Oh crap

Bojangles 05-08-2009 01:22 AM

No fucking way.

DiF0r 05-08-2009 01:42 AM

That made me go LOOOOLLL

Raf1 05-08-2009 01:53 AM

those people are crazy hehe

mOrrI 05-08-2009 01:57 AM

Go for it Paris!

SomeCreep 05-08-2009 01:58 AM

the world hates paris hilton

georgeyw 05-08-2009 02:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loryn (Post 15830979)
They'll be raised by a nanny, I'm sure. She doesn't seem to have the "hands on" approach to anything. I remember reading somewhere how she buys these animals and has other people take care of them because it's too much work, and sometimes dirty work. To me, taking care of an animal is part of the fun and bonds you to them. But I don't see her taking the "hand on" thing with a kid because they are a lot more work. But I have heard about women changing big-time when they have kids, so maybe that will happen!!! Doubt it, but ya never know!!!

My sister falls into that category. She was full tilt career chic and as soon as she had a kid she turned into this amazing mother. It was really quite amazing to see.

ExLust 05-08-2009 04:11 AM

Best of luck to her. Being a mom is a great responsibility.

voa 05-08-2009 04:32 AM

She will be the hottest milf :)

LadyMischief 05-08-2009 05:19 AM

Woohooo a whole new generation of vapid morons!

Startzone 05-08-2009 05:44 AM

The dog was here baby isn't it anymore ;-)

Sarah_Jayne 05-08-2009 05:46 AM

I am truly shocked to learn that celebrities can breed.

dav3 05-08-2009 07:07 AM

Paris having one kid would instantly lower the average IQ in the US by 20 points.

tranza 05-08-2009 07:24 AM

Paris Hilton is the worst bitch ever...

Quagmire 05-08-2009 07:55 AM

paris should stick to buttsecks. her having kids would be a bad idea.

Cyber Fucker 05-08-2009 07:59 AM

fuck, that would be very poor kids! :glugglug

munki 05-08-2009 08:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustDaveXxx (Post 15832625)
The flew in a male and female from Fl. Brother and sister. Both are gonna be monsters!!!


Dez knows his shit!! This male will probably be one of the biggest ones ever seen. His big male is 127lbs, Brutus will be at least 140lbs. This is what Dez and 2 different vets have said.


In short, my daughter got a pony.lol

Every lil girl needs a pony :1orglaugh:1orglaugh


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