Internext 2009 DRAMA: KiwiGirl Step inside
 

Internext 2009 DRAMA:

This is a pretty bad situation. I don't have a midnight swim date for the 6th OR the 7th... (or the 8th or the 9th.. sigh..). Need advice from experienced adult webmasters OR a love letter / RSVP from a hottie. (KIWIGirl I'm looking at you! Don't make me spend all night in the cold water - again! SIGH...!)

OMG Mark....what the hell? Are you trying to give me a bad reputation or something?LOL
Btw - I hate the water so I doubt you will be having a swim date with me my friend!
Now if you want to talk about a drinking buddy, well that's a completely different story!
hahaha

fake drama alert...

someone please post picture of real Kiwi - they are cute

you need free time :D

Hands off Mark - Kiwi is all mine . I love the accent... ;-)

arent you Gay ?:helpme

LMFAO - and btw, when the hell did I suddenly become a piece of meat?
Did I miss something?

Feels good, sometimes, doesn't it.

:D

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You funny boy.....I prefer to treat others like meat, not be the meat. LOL

How about a footjob buddy?

Your feet. My penis. The moonlight. The music....

Fake drama thread - you get a fake Kiwi photo:

http://www.reallyfunnypictures.co.uk.../kiwimouse.jpg

Note: No actual Kiwi was hurt duriing the making of this photochop...

ADG

Wow you really know how to romance a woman. LOL

That's a horrible pick....and besides that is a kiwifruit.....please google "kiwi" the bird. LOL

As for fake drama.....I can start some real drama if you so desire? LOL

LOL... suddenly..... :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Kiwigirl you are such a tease, that's hot

Are you trying to imply that I have always been a piece of meat? I will have you know that I am a man trapped in a woman's body! HAHAHA
Tease? Who me? Say it ain't so! :winkwink:

Well you are a nicely cut piece of meat... AAA quality at least.. nicely trimmed fat and well marbled i'm sure! <snicker> :2 cents:

this thread needs some nude pics

This thread needs shots of kiwigirl, because i will honestly admit, she looks kinda cute in that avatar, but we need moar.

Well shucks...you sure do know how to make a chick blush. hehehe
Thanks for the compliment.

LMAO - Fat chance of that happening as I am a business woman!

Awww that's sweet of you, thanks. As for more pics of me.....hmmmm I tend to shy away from camera's but over the past 12yrs I am sure Fubar has gathered up enough. LOL

second that

Hotness for sure. :)

http://www.fubarwebmasters.com/galle...162/z05114.jpg

I already have my date lined up with her ; )

I feel your pain Mark, nothing worse then no midnight swim buddies.

Hehehe that you do! Now if it's a date who is suppose to pick up the tab? LOL
Do you want to be the feminine one or am I? hahaha

Hey Andy, are you gonna make time for me?
Awww you too sweet Hone, I look as though I could do with some sleep in that pic though. LOL - Then again, it was Vegas and well you know how much of a slot slut I am. HAHAHA

What would give you that idea?

http://fubarwebmasters.com/galleries...0/100_0691.jpg

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http://www.fubarwebmasters.com/galle...162/z04784.jpg

http://www.fubarwebmasters.com/galle...084/z10446.jpg

YEaaaaa - JStyles IS a Sexy BitCH!!!!!

OMG that pic with the Krystal is classic.....God I have no class do I? LOL

Rejected in Public!

On GFY!

Oh the bitter pain of humiliation....

Now I'm doomed to swim alone at midnight, in the cold water, and get shrinky-dink.

/me SIGHS.

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LOL you crack me up mate! Don't consider it rejection, if you asked for me to join you for a drink or dinner I would have accepted with delight. I simply am not fond of the water or being in a bathing suit for that matter. LOL

Bathing suit?

What the hell were you thinking I would swim in? My birthday suit? LMAO
I'm afraid not my friend! hahaha

Absolutely, 12:05 swim. You in?

But ...

but but but but....

REJECTED AGAIN!

Jimmidean is so going to laugh at me ... and when media guy sees this, you know what he's going to do? He's liable to START DRINKING again...!! (He hates to see me alone in a pool naked. Or just naked. I don't know... sigh)

LMAO - sure sounds great! I will dangle my feet in while sitting on the edge. hehe
That's about as close to that damn pool that I'm getting.

Awww Mark, be strong! Maybe I can outsource this project to someone to keep you company in the pool? LOL