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mmcfadden 07-31-2009 05:32 PM

Dr. GFY needed in this thread!
 
I bumped my foot a bit ago and have had concerns about my toenail growth.

I actually do not remember injuring my toenail but I'm sure I did as I will post proof.

Noticed my toenail... (one in from pinkie toe) started growing eradic. It was at this time I pulled out the needle nose plyers and yanked that toenail from my toe.

This was two months ago... my toenail is not growing back... see pic

www.vstrippoker.com/leftfoot.JPG image... couldn't seem to post it. edit

Do you think I will lose my toe? or my Foot?

Spunky 07-31-2009 05:33 PM

Pic isn't showing for me

mmcfadden 07-31-2009 05:39 PM

http://www.vstrippoker.com/leftfoot.JPG

brand0n 07-31-2009 05:43 PM

ya the entire foots gotta go

Spunky 07-31-2009 05:45 PM

Clip those nails

mmcfadden 07-31-2009 05:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 16130647)
Clip those nails

i haven't clipped them because all other toe nails grow... except the one in from the pinkie.

Do you think my third toe may be smothering my other toe not letting the nail to grow?

mikeyddddd 07-31-2009 06:14 PM


Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE 07-31-2009 06:44 PM

I suggest amputation.

stickyfingerz 07-31-2009 06:48 PM

Putting onion juice and lemon juice on it will help cure the nail and get it to grow in faster. If that doesn't work try putting on drippings from ground meet. Do this daily. All 3 if you want the fastest growth. Also goat dung will speed up the healing process.

Agent 488 07-31-2009 06:51 PM

had the same thing happen to a friend. got an infection and ended up losing his leg.

he lost his job as a mailman and his wife left him for a guy with two legs.

he was so despressed two months ago he tried to shoot his head off with a shotgun but only managed to shoot away half his brain and now he is a vegetable.

sorry.

mmcfadden 07-31-2009 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by budsbabes (Post 16130843)
had the same thing happen to a friend. got an infection and ended up losing his leg.

he lost his job as a mailman and his wife left him for a guy with two legs.

he was so despressed two months ago he tried to shoot his head off with a shotgun but only managed to shoot away half his brain and now he is a vegetable.

sorry.

lol... thats what im talkin about

katharos 07-31-2009 06:56 PM

you dont have real doctors where you live? :)

mmcfadden 07-31-2009 06:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by katharos (Post 16130858)
you dont have real doctors where you live? :)

teencat.... this is a real thread.

will my toe fall off... not your "how's my conversions doing" shit...

:)

katharos 07-31-2009 07:01 PM

you are talking about losing your leg and your nail is not growing two months and you are asking at adult board ... cool man

mmcfadden 07-31-2009 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by katharos (Post 16130866)
you are talking about losing your leg and your nail is not growing two months and you are asking at adult board ... cool man

there is no place better to ask about ailments... if my toe, foot, leg falls off... i will blame the lack of drs on this board.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 07-31-2009 07:27 PM

Does the name Christy Brown mean anything to you?

http://www.esquire.com/media/cm/esqu...g-95848046.jpg

A movie was made about his life. Due to cerebral palsy he could only control his left foot.

If you have serious concerns, I would consult a real doctor, or at least webMD...

http://www.stevenhumour.com/wp-conte...middle-toe.jpg

I'm not really a gynecologist, I just play one at sorority parties. :winkwink:

ADG

mmcfadden 07-31-2009 07:41 PM

here is a pic of my right foot...

notice the vibrant look of my toenails...

http://www.vstrippoker.com/rightfoot.JPG

Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE 07-31-2009 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by katharos (Post 16130866)
you are talking about losing your leg and your nail is not growing two months and you are asking at adult board ... cool man

GFY has some of the best Doctors, Scientists, Veterinarians, and Lawyers in the world, why go anywhere else?

mmcfadden 07-31-2009 08:34 PM


LeRoy 07-31-2009 08:39 PM

You are asking GFY for foot advice.

Ouch

CrkMStanz 07-31-2009 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mmcfadden (Post 16130605)
...

It was at this time I pulled out the needle nose plyers and yanked that toenail from my toe.

...

wow... just, wow.

if indeed this is actually true (did I say ouch yet?)...


Quote:

Originally Posted by mmcfadden (Post 16130605)
Do you think I will lose my toe? or my Foot?


no, but you have probably ripped out the matrix, so you will never get the nail back.

if not (can you see a little new growth?) it can take a year and a half to grow back

did I say ouch yet?

mmcfadden 07-31-2009 08:48 PM


Dcat 07-31-2009 09:02 PM

I get a lot of ingrown toenails, so often I have to slice and rip part of my big toenail off. I can tell you that if you don't remove, or treat the cuticle with phenol (as I had done on my other big toe), the nail will keep growing back.

mmcfadden 07-31-2009 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CrkMStanz (Post 16131140)
wow... just, wow.

if indeed this is actually true (did I say ouch yet?)...





no, but you have probably ripped out the matrix, so you will never get the nail back.

if not (can you see a little new growth?) it can take a year and a half to grow back

did I say ouch yet?

that's the problem i think... i ripped it out... no more nail... not going to grow...

I need to stop being so impulsive

mmcfadden 07-31-2009 09:17 PM

that's my foot... it belongs to me

iTouch! 07-31-2009 10:50 PM

wheres footsies at when u need him

BusterBunny 07-31-2009 11:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CrkMStanz (Post 16131140)





no, but you have probably ripped out the matrix, so you will never get the nail back.

if not (can you see a little new growth?) it can take a year and a half to grow back

yep...if it was growing funky you mighta had problems when you got old, so you actually might have saved yourself money for professional removal later on...ps ouchhh:winkwink:

mmcfadden 08-01-2009 01:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BusterBunny (Post 16131528)
yep...if it was growing funky you mighta had problems when you got old, so you actually might have saved yourself money for professional removal later on...ps ouchhh:winkwink:

blessing in disguise maybe?

toe da top

CurrentlySober 08-01-2009 01:11 PM

I want to have a gay foot session with your thexy toes!

mmcfadden 08-01-2009 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 16133195)
I want to have a gay foot session with your thexy toes!

have a beer homo :thumbsup

brassmonkey 08-01-2009 01:31 PM

u crack me up!!! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh adult foot specialist get me hammer a chisel and a shot of whiskey and ill take care of your toe after i drink the whiskey :1orglaugh hahahaha!!!

brassmonkey 08-01-2009 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mmcfadden (Post 16133207)
have a beer homo :thumbsup

hes going to suck those toes :1orglaugh:Oh crap:helpme:(:winkwink::error

mmcfadden 08-01-2009 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elitechris (Post 16131394)
wheres footsies at when u need him

yeah right... at a time when ya need a foot specialist he's nowhere...

barefootsie... is my foot going to fall off?

HorseShit 08-01-2009 02:29 PM

this threads fucking disgusting mcfagden

mmcfadden 08-01-2009 02:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Justin (Post 16133355)
this threads fucking disgusting mcfagden

this thread does not stop the fact that you are a board whore... suck ass at your biz.... and wanting to sell your cheap shitty name

brassmonkey 08-01-2009 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mmcfadden (Post 16133369)
this thread does not stop the fact that you are a board whore... suck ass at your biz.... and wanting to sell your cheap shitty name

Touché:2 cents:

AaliyahLove 08-04-2009 11:10 AM

yuck! Plz don't ever post a pic of your feet anywhere where I will see it ever again LOL

mmcfadden 08-05-2009 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaliyahLove (Post 16145415)
yuck! Plz don't ever post a pic of your feet anywhere where I will see it ever again LOL

sorry :(... i was in a pickle and thought my toe would fall off.

I will never do that again... promise

mmcfadden 08-05-2009 06:34 PM

here is a pic of both feet with toe nails clipped except... obviously... the one that a'int growing


http://www.vstrippoker.com/bothfeet.JPG

woj 08-05-2009 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by budsbabes (Post 16130843)
had the same thing happen to a friend. got an infection and ended up losing his leg.

he lost his job as a mailman and his wife left him for a guy with two legs.

he was so despressed two months ago he tried to shoot his head off with a shotgun but only managed to shoot away half his brain and now he is a vegetable.

sorry.

:1orglaugh


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