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RadicalSights 08-10-2009 07:08 PM

Uknown creature found in Mexico
 
Check this out


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the first group of scientists, from a local university, to see the creature, consisted of an "anthropologist, a patologist, a foresinc expert, an odontologist [sic]." There was crude DNA analysis done, and there was no match with any creature on file. At that time, two of the experts speculated this could be a "skinned monkey." However, they conceded that it bore characteristics that did not match a monkey. It's number of teeth, type of teeth, and number of bones in the spine did not match a primate. The teeth also did not have roots (like some reptiles and fish), and the ankle section looked entirely human.
Around mid-April, 2009, Jaime took the specimen to Dr. Jesus Higuera, head of the Imaging Department at the Mexican Institute of Nutrition. There, the mummified creature was scanned with the best 3-D computer tomography on the continent, for a thorough look inside the body. Jaime says Dr. Higuera "was absolutely amazed." Compared to the skull, he said the back of the brain was larger, and more sophisticated, than any other creature known. There was no explanation for the specimen, and the scientist concluded it was definitely not a primate, and probably a new species. Jaime says Higuera's staff feels this is in fact an adult, as opposed to an infant, as originally presumed due to its stature. Jaime said it was most likely a "very smart creature."
Now, the creature has been sent to Spain, undergoing the best DNA analysis in the world by one of the field's top experts, Dr. Jose Antonio Lorente of the University of Granada. As soon as the results are finalized, and all facts are compiled, there will be a world press conference in Spain, Mexico, or both, to unveil all the findings for the full scrutiny of the scientific community.
http://www.socawarriors.net/forum/in...5381.msg594052

http://i40.tinypic.com/j7afyw.jpg

mikeyddddd 08-10-2009 07:25 PM

Must not be that smart
with its head in that trap

http://www.mikeyddddd.com/gfy/images...just-sayin.gif


Ayla_SquareTurtle 08-10-2009 07:27 PM

haha. He's kind of cute in a horrifying sort of way.

pornguy 08-10-2009 07:27 PM

Interesting for sure.. most likely some off shoot of someone trying to mix animals.

CyberHustler 08-10-2009 07:28 PM

I'd hit it...

J. Falcon 08-10-2009 07:29 PM

I'm sure that is total bullshit.

RadicalSights 08-10-2009 07:30 PM

Looks like a little Demon

Fletch XXX 08-10-2009 07:30 PM

geez we created better fake aliens in the haunted houses i use to work at LOL

Profits of Doom 08-10-2009 07:34 PM

They showed that little fucker on the new MonsterQuest, and it was supposed to be the infant version of some flying creature that has supposedly been sighted all over Latin America...

ShellyCrash 08-10-2009 07:36 PM

http://amcop.blogspot.com/feejee%20mermaid%20RESIZE.jpg

Looks like a close relative of the Fiji Mermaid :winkwink:

J. Falcon 08-10-2009 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fletch XXX (Post 16169112)
geez we created better fake aliens in the haunted houses i use to work at LOL

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Max Cannon 08-10-2009 07:39 PM


Spunky 08-10-2009 07:56 PM

Damn those deep sea creatures are freaky

AdultHardcore 08-10-2009 08:03 PM

That was fucked

ShellyCrash 08-10-2009 08:08 PM

besides the fact that it looks like a dried out chicken wing, this kinda gives it away too:

Quote:

Jaime took the specimen to Dr. Jesus Higuera, head of the Imaging Department at the Mexican Institute of Nutrition. There, the mummified creature was scanned with the best 3-D computer tomography on the continent
For some reason I just can't see the Mexican Institute of Nutrition being the location of the best of anything in medical imaging. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

DonovanTrent 08-10-2009 08:28 PM

El Chupacabra! Run!

CaptainHowdy 08-10-2009 08:34 PM

I call rubber demon...

d-null 08-10-2009 09:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DonovanTrent (Post 16169206)
El Chupacabra! Run!

looks like a chupacabra to me too :2 cents:

kaori 08-10-2009 09:37 PM

I thought it was the baby alien freshly sprouted from someone's stomach...

brassmonkey 08-10-2009 09:41 PM

bunch of bullshit ill sale you some alien piss $50 a oz

VeriSexy 08-11-2009 05:09 AM

that thing looks bad ass

seeandsee 08-11-2009 05:21 AM

it's alien god damn

nikki99 08-11-2009 05:33 AM

el chupacabras!

12clicks 08-11-2009 06:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShellyCrash (Post 16169177)
besides the fact that it looks like a dried out chicken wing, this kinda gives it away too:



For some reason I just can't see the Mexican Institute of Nutrition being the location of the best of anything in medical imaging. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

heh, yeah, and this doesn't hold up either:
"""Now, the creature has been sent to Spain, undergoing the best DNA analysis in the world by one of the field's top experts, Dr. Jose Antonio Lorente of the University of Granada"""


Spain?
Granada?
can either of those two places even SPELL "DNA"? :winkwink:

Miguel T 08-11-2009 06:20 AM

Alien alert!

MaDalton 08-11-2009 06:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 12clicks (Post 16170170)
heh, yeah, and this doesn't hold up either:
"""Now, the creature has been sent to Spain, undergoing the best DNA analysis in the world by one of the field's top experts, Dr. Jose Antonio Lorente of the University of Granada"""


Spain?
Granada?
can either of those two places even SPELL "DNA"? :winkwink:

i agree with you on this one - Granada does not sound like the place where you can find the best DNA experts. but they serve excellent fish dishes there :upsidedow

SomeCreep 08-11-2009 06:26 AM

lol, so fake

halfpint 08-11-2009 06:35 AM

Strange shenanigans

V_RocKs 08-11-2009 07:01 AM

I Fucked it's mom... do the math.

BTW, you have now just found this answer to this thread:

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=920741

tammix 08-11-2009 07:45 AM

in veracruz, mexico there is also a "doggy girl", people has seen her very often
http://elblogdetempoal.blogspot.com/...-veracruz.html

crockett 08-11-2009 07:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J. Falcon (Post 16169108)
I'm sure that is total bullshit.

Yea think? I mean it is on the internets, so it must be true.

tranza 08-11-2009 07:48 AM

That looks pretty weird!

JUDY ADAMO 08-11-2009 07:49 AM

The Creature walks Among Us....

CurrentlySober 08-11-2009 07:50 AM

I blame Poppy Morgan..

Denaz 08-11-2009 07:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberHustler (Post 16169105)
I'd hit it...

with a pipe

yuu.design 08-11-2009 08:25 AM

chupacabra ? :P

Jade509 08-11-2009 09:01 AM

crazy shit

stickyfingerz 08-11-2009 09:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tammix (Post 16170371)
in veracruz, mexico there is also a "doggy girl", people has seen her very often
http://elblogdetempoal.blogspot.com/...-veracruz.html

haha, well the pic in that article is of a artists sculpture. Same one that did the woman pig looking thing nursing her kids with 8 tits. lol

Socks 08-11-2009 10:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShellyCrash (Post 16169177)
besides the fact that it looks like a dried out chicken wing, this kinda gives it away too:



For some reason I just can't see the Mexican Institute of Nutrition being the location of the best of anything in medical imaging. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I guess you'd also be surprised that Carlos Slim reigned for some time over the past few years as the wealthiest man in the world. He's from Mexico.

Ohhhh dissssssssssssssssss.

sortie 08-11-2009 10:42 AM

Somebody fucked an armadillo and that's the baby.


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