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TheSenator 09-07-2009 11:10 AM

Jehovah's Witnesses Come-a-Knocking - This is how to handle them -VIDEO-
 


lulz....I felt bad for them but they can't handle the truth.

Nicky 09-07-2009 11:24 AM

Just open the door naked.

TheSenator 09-07-2009 11:30 AM

"Invisible Sky Daddy"..............thats fucking classic

qxm 09-07-2009 11:43 AM

All hail the the tasty-sounding flying spaghetti monster ... instant classic! :)

solopimps 09-07-2009 11:45 AM

That was a great video, bookmarked for sure. Thanks!

Jdoughs 09-07-2009 11:48 AM

Alright, keep up the ignorance.

You will be burning in a pot of pasta sauce.


ROFL hahahaa

Gordon1 09-07-2009 12:30 PM

Lol they are so bored

mikesinner 09-07-2009 12:41 PM

They prey on the poor ignorant Thai and Filipino girls. so sad.

Spunky 09-07-2009 12:43 PM

Har har..that was good

ThumbLord 09-07-2009 12:46 PM

fantastic stuff, loved it.
how old is the Earth ?
the slavery stuff is good as well.
keep up the ignorance.

TheSenator 09-07-2009 12:54 PM

There must be a psychological profile on people who believe "without question" religion/cult/political party/etc.

The Republicans have become masters in making people believe with fervor any political idea they put out there.

Can this psychological profile be put to use in marketing adult porn or products?

Deej 09-07-2009 12:58 PM

Quality :thumbsup

tiger 09-07-2009 10:10 PM

Hahhaahahah, owned!

Iron Fist 09-07-2009 10:14 PM

Sad... too bad.

Danny B 09-07-2009 11:39 PM

Fuckin EPIC!

theking 09-07-2009 11:42 PM

The saying...everyone needs a dog to kick...so that they can feel superior...is applicable to this asshole.

Mr Gump 09-08-2009 01:51 AM

That was a great video, lol, thanks

BlackCrayon 09-08-2009 04:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by theking (Post 16290617)
The saying...everyone needs a dog to kick...so that they can feel superior...is applicable to this asshole.

Its not too hard with these fools going door to door spouting their (someone else's) retarded ideas. I saw some loser lady and her kid come to my door the other day at 930 in the fucking morning! I just opened the blinds and as soon as I saw her holding a bible I just closed them and walked away. Fucking retards.

kmanrox 09-08-2009 05:16 AM

that guy == FTWWWWWWWW!!!

CynBabes 09-08-2009 05:22 AM

Just keep copies of Mormon pamphlets handy and turn the tables on them, trying to convert them when they show up at your door.

Darkhorse 09-08-2009 05:27 AM

lol total classic....

rayadp05 09-08-2009 05:36 AM

Fucking stupid ass bitches.

PurrrsianPussyKat 09-08-2009 05:44 AM

omg.. LOL!
Watch out for the burning pit of spaghetti sauce!

camchoice 09-08-2009 06:58 AM

Omg so much patience, I couldn't do that

CaptainHowdy 09-08-2009 07:17 AM

What a douchebag ...

jakethedog 09-08-2009 07:29 AM

classic .. thanks I LoL'd

escorpio 09-08-2009 07:34 AM

I once had a Jehovah's Witness knock on my door while I was tripping balls on mushrooms. I invited him inside and we talked about God, heaven, hell, the devil, the universe and the meaning of life until he was sorry he knocked on my door.

pornguy 09-08-2009 07:45 AM

I just tell them to fuck off.

DWB 09-08-2009 07:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kmanrox (Post 16291218)
that guy == FTWWWWWWWW!!!

DUDE, that guy TOTALLY sounds like you. If you said that was you, I would believe it.

Vicious_B 09-08-2009 08:09 AM

RAMEN. That shit is classic.

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture...ttiMonster.png

fmltube 09-08-2009 08:11 AM

that was fucking classic.

gornyhuy 09-08-2009 08:18 AM

These door to door folks are not even remotely prepared to have this discussion.

jact 09-08-2009 08:34 AM

He knew far more about the Bible and different versions of the Bible then they ever will. Amusing.

Meeper 09-08-2009 08:58 AM

That's awesome! hahaha!

MetaMan 09-08-2009 09:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by theking (Post 16290617)
The saying...everyone needs a dog to kick...so that they can feel superior...is applicable to this asshole.

depends on how you look at it, it can be twisted the other way also, these ladies are going around spreading bullshit and will do the same to their kids, so who is the bigger asshole?

theking 09-08-2009 09:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 16291892)
depends on how you look at it, it can be twisted the other way also, these ladies are going around spreading bullshit and will do the same to their kids, so who is the bigger asshole?

In you think it is "bullshit"...they think it is not "bullshit". You are entitled to your thinking...they are entitled to their thinking. Your thinking does not have any more validity than their thinking and vice versa...other than in your mind and their mind.

Vicious_B 09-08-2009 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by theking (Post 16291914)
In you think it is "bullshit"...they think it is not "bullshit". You are entitled to your thinking...they are entitled to their thinking. Your thinking does not have any more validity than their thinking and vice versa...other than in your mind and their mind.

I agree that everyone is entitled to their beliefs and opinions but he wasn't the one coming to their door. If you want to preach then you should be able to handle a discussion on the subject. I did feel sorry for the Asian lady but not so much for the other woman. She was being a bitch.

Semi-Retired-Dave 09-08-2009 10:31 AM

Classic...:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

theking 09-08-2009 10:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 12clicksMichele (Post 16292188)
I agree that everyone is entitled to their beliefs and opinions but he wasn't the one coming to their door. If you want to preach then you should be able to handle a discussion on the subject. I did feel sorry for the Asian lady but not so much for the other woman. She was being a bitch.

In my experience with them...they were not there to preach...simply to hand out some literature. I have accepted the literature and told them to have a good day. I never felt the need to attempt to humiliate them...or belittle them. I treat the Mormons the same way.

CurrentlySober 09-08-2009 10:38 AM

Simple way to stop them calling, is when they come to the door, as they launch into the 'script' just politely interrupt them with 'Look, Im really sorry, but I'm an apostate... I'm sure you understand'

Then you'll be marked on thier 'maps' and they wont call again. Job Done


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