Face Down Ass Up University - New Tour - 400% Plus Increase In Sales
 

Hey Ladies and Gents,

It has been a long time... but hanging out on boards hurts my wallet and my production. I apologize to those of you who think I should hang out more... (cuz I know I am gonna get some of those comments)

But since my primary reason of being here is to do business... here is what's up.

Face Down Ass Up University has a brand new tour... I dumped the css tour and went back to graphics. I did this all myself over the past 40 days.

I was going to wait until Friday when my next CCBill spammer email goes out... but the increase in sales has me so excited that I decided to let you all know... especially those of you who may have given up on FDAU due to lack of updates to give it a whirl again.

The site is updating again... I have queued myself out for 2 months now... and am still working on content to queue the site into eternity! So don't worry about updates.

I have taken care of all of my divorce crap, moving, and resettling now so work is an everyday occurrence.

There will be new hosted's and banners on Friday... look for that affiliate email if you are interested.

Thanks for reading... I hope that some of you turn your traffic flow back on... so we can make more money :)

Regards,
phil-flash

Please hit Janessa (Janessa Brazil)up for your affiliate needs. I am processing content like a freak over here... my laptop fan has been running forever, gallery generator is running, PS, FCP, FTP, and a bunch more shit is open and running and editing and uploading and downloading... LOL!

Heavy with the graphics, loads a tad slow.. looks great though.

I agree that there a lot of graphics... but I have decided after 7 years of this... that people wait for porn. It is images that they want... so that is what I am giving them. If they like what they see they will wait.

It really isn't that slow... not slow enough for me to care at least :)

oh crap what the hell it is? almost everything is picture, and you are selling ASS? maybe its the future, but i am so late :winkwink: wish you luck with the new tour! :thumbsup

Nice, welcome back!

Nah, it doesn't load SLOW. Just not instantaneous either. If it helped coversions, it's awesome! :thumbsup

:thumbsup
i really liked the old tour, this one is nice too. good luck with it Phil

That is actually very impressive..
It doesn't look exactly like everything else out there..
Hot content, or so it would seem ...

Good job

Sorry man, but the tour is horrible. Even text in graphics??? The surfer won't realize the difference, only that it will load so slow, he will quit the site before it even loads. Some people don't realize how loading speed is affecting sales...Although, if you went from 100 sales a day to 500, then I'll take the 400% argument and shut my mouth.

FACE DOWN ASS UP! THAT'S THE WAY WE LIKE TO FUCK!
FACE DOWN ASS UP! THAT'S THE WAY WE LIKE TO FUCK!
FACE DOWN ASS UP! THAT'S THE WAY WE LIKE TO FUCK!
FACE DOWN ASS UP! THAT'S THE WAY WE LIKE TO FUCK!





oh yeah design aint that great man

Hmmmm. All the content I see on the tour are old pics from old girls you had like 5-6 years ago that used to be hot. Do you actually have any NEW girls and content?

PLS make ur site faster, and perhaps ill send traffic

graphic is way too dammm heavy.

i'm getting weird ass image issues in FF3... might be my connection though. But I agree way too much on the image aspect. IMO, that big top block of text needs to be converted to actual text instead of an image. Would help get some organic search traffic... lmk if you need some help

Some serious hottness. Good luck with it.

Super Hot Tour Phil! Glad to see you back!

I love it!!!!

nice new tour

Firefox loads the site weird, and on a 10mbps connection the site takes too long to load.

Fail

:pimpDawn is one super hottie:pimp Awesome tour:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

That MacKenzie girl is fucking smoking!!!!! *drool*

You have some hot girls on your site:thumbsup Congrats on the new tour..

your home page is heavier than facebook, which is known to be heavy... 4.19MB

page is super slow. i remember trying to promote it and the conversion was horrible, sorry to say. if you can speed up the entry, maybe i'll give it another shot.

1. Way too slow
2. Images are wayyyyy fucked up and I'm running Firefox 3.5.3

Something is fucking up the graphics. They don't load fully.

Yea dude, you need to have someone go thorugh and put the text you have in the actual html so you get some search engine traffic too...

Youre leaving that large portion out on the plate...

Thats my opinion, but it IS right...

Please fuck off with your spam emails.

K? Thanks.

Love the new tour.. Looks great! :) That Janessa girl looks really hot!!!

Can you screen cap this please. I have no problems on a mac with FF 3.5.3.

all of this loads too slow crap... graphics are tooo heavy shit! you guys are numb in the brain. Porn surfers download gig videos to watch... so whatever! This tour... made up of graphics IE PICTURES... is what the fucking surfer wants to see... he does not want to read a bunch of shit and see a few small little fucked up over sharpened photoshop glammed thumbs.

The proof is in the pudding... I have done this for 7 years now and every photo graphic heavy tour I did... increased sales every time. and THIS time...it has increased sales by almost 500% now....

So you can take the heavy page load check to your bank and cash it... but don't expect much money out of it because it is BLANK!

Please fuck off and use your godam email filters or unsignup your dumb asshole self from my affiliate program... i don't need you in it anyway you fucking MORON!

Chew on that... taste it... swallow it... bitch!

Just offer multiple tours, so the people who promote it can decide for themselves. Also, keep in mind that it is possible to make a tour extremely picture heavy without changing the text in the tour to images.

That said, it looks pretty good :thumbsup

wow... you're a fucking tool.

Take my advice Phil. You dont have to change any of the actual graphics or layout. You would only benefit from adding actual text to the layout rather than having your text in graphic form.

It can ONLY help you :thumbsup

Thanks on the text advise... I was planning on doing that..

Sure...

http://www.imagebam.com/image/ecb04551668514
http://www.imagebam.com/image/53b98751668515
http://www.imagebam.com/image/58666851668516

Banding, mis-aligned bits...

It's same with the FHG's. Makes it difficult to pick out promo stuff to use.

Thanks for posting these ;)

So how to fix that? Is my code, css, or photos flawed? As far as I can tell the page is not broken or jacked up... just messed up colors on the images.

Please advise...
thanks
p-f

Great sales yesterday for me with this site!