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xNetworx 11-09-2009 12:46 PM

When rich people act "cheap". Provide examples you've witnessed.
 
By "rich" I'm talking about people who likely have a net worth of at least 2 million USD.

My uncle is a rich, cheap POS. Here are some of the cheap things I witnessed from him before I told him to fuck off about 5 years ago.

Keep in mind he is worth 5+ mil.

1. Asking for water cups and filling them up with soda.
2. Tipping $2 to the guy who spent 15 minutes cleaning his H2 at the car wash
3. Giving strippers a $1 bill to rub tits in his face and not tipping on lap dances.
4. Doing fucking algebra to figure out a tip on a bill less than $100.

:mad:

Lets hear your stories!

$5 submissions 11-09-2009 12:54 PM

I worked for a venture capital firm back in the late 90s and we visited one potential investor who lived in Woodland Hills. Very nice house. Very well-dressed, polished older gentleman. When I went to use the bathroom, no toilet paper and all the soap look like they were old worn down (you know those small worn down thin pieces of soap that are normally thrown away?) stacked together. Pretty funky.

Anyway, we didn't get the deal but he did end up putting $20M in Idealab. Obviously, that was before Idealab's investors sued Bill Gross et al.

xNetworx 11-09-2009 12:58 PM

Oh I almost forgot, he was stealing cable too.

This is the kicker,

There was a deal to get a free car wash with a fillup of at least 15 gallons of gas at a local gas station.

This cheap motherfucker ran out of gas and had to call me or one of his kids to pick him up at least 10 times that I know of because he wanted the fucking free wash so bad. Unreal. Here are some of his cars that ran out of gas so he could get a free wash.

1967 Mustang Fastback
Lexus sc430
Hummer H2
Porsche 911
Pickup Truck

fris 11-09-2009 12:59 PM

the thing is the richest people are always the cheapest.

I used to goto school with a family, and the mother would always goto garage sales and try and lower the price on an item when it was even less than $5.

And her husband runs a big insurance firm, his networth is around 1billion.

goes to show you.

MikesTraffic 11-09-2009 01:01 PM

guess getting the highest return on their dollar is how they ended up rich?

xNetworx 11-09-2009 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikesTraffic (Post 16531374)
guess getting the highest return on their dollar is how they ended up rich?

"Getting the highest return on your dollar" and being a cheap fucktard are 2 different things :2 cents:

RyuLion 11-09-2009 01:04 PM

Was he Jew?

MaDalton 11-09-2009 01:05 PM

what about program owners that post pics of their cars and houses and then tell you they cannot afford your content?

xNetworx 11-09-2009 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RyuLion (Post 16531388)
Was he Jew?

Yes but cheapness is found in all races and religions. :2 cents:

Most Jews I know are rather generous.

TidalWave 11-09-2009 01:06 PM

you don't stay rich by wasting money

xNetworx 11-09-2009 01:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TidalWave (Post 16531399)
you don't stay rich by wasting money

This is what cheap people say. I bet you are cheap. If you are only going to give the valet $1 to park your $80k car, park in the free lot! Taking care of people when its due is not wasting money.

After Shock Media 11-09-2009 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fris (Post 16531361)
the thing is the richest people are always the cheapest.

I used to goto school with a family, and the mother would always goto garage sales and try and lower the price on an item when it was even less than $5.

And her husband runs a big insurance firm, his networth is around 1billion.

goes to show you.

My wife has no issues haggling at yard sales, even on items that are 10 for a dollar. Hell I saw her leave a deal because the other person would not throw in the some cup that was priced at .15 cents. This was like a 20 buck purchase of like 10 things she spent 30 minutes picking out and then another 10 working on the damn price with the person.

Gasper 11-09-2009 01:58 PM

HOW THE FUCK DO YOU THINK HE BECAME RICH???

jesus ..

halfpint 11-09-2009 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gasper (Post 16531634)
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU THINK HE BECAME RICH???

jesus ..

Now now theres no need to use the lords name in vain

xNetworx 11-09-2009 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gasper (Post 16531634)
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU THINK HE BECAME RICH???

jesus ..

1000+ Clients of his business


moses...

Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE 11-09-2009 02:29 PM

I read an article a while back some old lady died and was found to have like $2mil in the bank, but she lived like she could barely make rent, but left everything she had to her 2 cats, pissing her kids off.

count of monte cristo 11-09-2009 02:30 PM

1. people can pay what they want to pay for service. whether its a car wash or food tip i wont pay more than i think is fair rate. i can blow a ton of money on a car or birthday present for my sister, but for somebody washing my car, when it takes 15 min to do and im already paying $20 for it, i have no prob giving a $2 tip

2. its hard to tell how much people make/spend/have saved. you have people making well over six figures, but after wife/kids/bills/loans, the disposable income that remains can be small, even if they appear to have nice car, house etc. They may have less income left over than a recent graduate with roomates, for instance.

3. in my experience, people that talk about rich people being cheap usually dont have a lot of money or understand how hard it is to make/keep money, they think it comes easy and if you have a lot of it, you should spread the wealth. I have worked my ass off for some of my money and am very careful before i hand it out

Les Grossman 11-09-2009 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pimpporn (Post 16531299)
By "rich" I'm talking about people who likely have a net worth of at least 2 million USD.

My uncle is a rich, cheap POS. Here are some of the cheap things I witnessed from him before I told him to fuck off about 5 years ago.

Keep in mind he is worth 5+ mil.

1. Asking for water cups and filling them up with soda.
2. Tipping $2 to the guy who spent 15 minutes cleaning his H2 at the car wash
3. Giving strippers a $1 bill to rub tits in his face and not tipping on lap dances.
4. Doing fucking algebra to figure out a tip on a bill less than $100.

This is probably why he is worth 5 million. :2 cents:

Les Grossman 11-09-2009 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pimpporn (Post 16531406)
This is what cheap people say. I bet you are cheap. If you are only going to give the valet $1 to park your $80k car, park in the free lot! Taking care of people when its due is not wasting money.

I bet you're not worth 5 million.

Carmine Raguso 11-09-2009 02:54 PM

Rich people are cheap in everything they do, hence the reason they are cheap. People that act otherwise may have a few bucks for the time being, bit it never lasts. :2 cents:

Les Grossman 11-09-2009 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carmine Raguso (Post 16531889)
Rich people are cheap in everything they do, hence the reason they are cheap. People that act otherwise may have a few bucks for the time being, bit it never lasts. :2 cents:

There is a word for that, and it changes based on where you are from, but where I was raised, it's called "ni**er rich."

The wealthiest people I know are the cheapest.

WeDesignet Lisa 11-09-2009 03:26 PM

rich people can be the most stingy on the planet. Look at Jennifer Lopez and her tipping habits!

lost&found 11-09-2009 03:39 PM

My RICH RICH RICH uncle drives a 1992 cutlass supreme with 400,000 kms because his dream car (jaguar XJS) is too expensive to buy! He has a net of roughly 8 mil USD!

Also he lent me $1000 when we had our first child 5 years ago and is pissed that I paid for university instead of paying him back this oh so large sum... but he gave my other cousin $2k as a b-day gift!

He does not tip, he plays $5 black jack and $0.50 chips on roulette. He stared his business of my aunts first (dead) husbands life insurance and acts like he made it big all by himself....

WHAT A PRICK!!!!!!!!!!!!


Uncle XXXX, GFY!

kristin 11-09-2009 03:41 PM

I won't say who, but a very prominent affiliate program owner who makes enough money pays for pizzas in change.

mikesinner 11-09-2009 03:42 PM

I once met a millionaire that wore jeans with holes in them.

Jon Oso 11-09-2009 03:42 PM

Guy left a $40 tip on a $1000 charge with an AmEx black card. The real, no bullshit, AmEx black.

xNetworx 11-09-2009 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Les Grossman (Post 16531811)
I bet you're not worth 5 million.

I'm not worth anywhere close to $5M but if I was, I'd still take care of people.

Being a cheap fuck is not the same as being smart with your money.

Plenty of rich people didnt get that way by stepping on the little guy and being stingy. :2 cents:

LexiLexxx 11-09-2009 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 16531390)
what about program owners that post pics of their cars and houses and then tell you they cannot afford your content?

Ya, kind of like the program owners who bought a program and don't pay their
affiliates.

The money's there, but slow or nonexistent payments. Let's get something good going on and keep the money, when they could just do both! I don't understand it! :helpme

Aside from the thread, I met a guy who owns party pak ice....cool older man who would often say....Who would have thought I could get rich off frozen water..LOL

xNetworx 11-09-2009 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LexiLexxx (Post 16532167)

Aside from the thread, I met a guy who owns party pak ice....cool older man who would often say....Who would have thought I could get rich off frozen water..LOL

Seriously, how about these companies that make billions from bottled water. Unreal.

LexiLexxx 11-09-2009 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pimpporn (Post 16532191)
Seriously, how about these companies that make billions from bottled water. Unreal.

Vegas might be in the top 5 list of "purchased" bottled water, the water here has a horrible taste, so color me guilty...but not so cheap.

L-Pink 11-09-2009 04:04 PM

I bought some property from a very rich guy. He was leery of anything but a wire transfer. So wire transfer it was. About 3 weeks later when he got his bank statement his bank had charged him a fee of 15 bucks. He invoiced me for receiving his money.


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xNetworx 11-09-2009 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LexiLexxx (Post 16532218)
Vegas might be in the top 5 list of "purchased" bottled water, the water here has a horrible taste, so color me guilty...but not so cheap.

I've spent way too much on it myself. I try to use a brita filter but I like having bottles on hand for working out, guests, etc. I'm addicted for sure.

xNetworx 11-09-2009 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 16532245)
I bought some property from a very rich guy. He was leery of anything but a wire transfer. So wire transfer it was. About 3 weeks later when he got his bank statement his bank had charged him a fee of 15 bucks. He invoiced me for receiving his money.


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:1orglaugh

L-Pink 11-09-2009 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pimpporn (Post 16532191)
Seriously, how about these companies that make billions from bottled water. Unreal.

I drink a lot, probably spend 75 bucks a month on water. I have a hard time drinking water I can smell.


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Bman 11-09-2009 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 16531390)
what about program owners that post pics of their cars and houses and then tell you they cannot afford your content?

Smiles :)

Jakez 11-09-2009 07:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikesTraffic (Post 16531374)
guess getting the highest return on their dollar is how they ended up rich?

Bingo.

Quote:

Originally Posted by count of monte cristo (Post 16531786)
in my experience, people that talk about rich people being cheap usually dont have a lot of money or understand how hard it is to make/keep money, they think it comes easy and if you have a lot of it, you should spread the wealth.

And are the ones that will probably lose it all if they had any.

slapass 11-09-2009 07:49 PM

If a broke fuck did that stuff no one thinks anything off it. So why does he have to change because he has some money in his pocket?

DBS.US 11-09-2009 07:54 PM

I knew a bunch of guys that have websites that keep billing members even after they ask to have there membership stopped.

96ukssob 11-09-2009 08:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gasper (Post 16531634)
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU THINK HE BECAME RICH???

jesus ..

:2 cents::thumbsup exactly

im not saying I am rich by any means, but I will be "cheap" about some things. one thing I cant stand is when friends or friends of friends think you will cover their bill because they haven't put in the effort in life to make more than $8/hr so they expect hand outs.

i think when you are "cheap" about things it puts it into perspective. tipping 15% instead of 20%, asking for $$ off your food bill because the meal was shitty, etc.

Riffhard 11-09-2009 08:10 PM

I once took a cab in New York and the driver told me that he once had Paul McCartney as a passenger. His cab fare cost $18.50 and he handed the driver a 20. The driver was about to take off when he noticed Paul was anxiously waiting for his $1.50 change.


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