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Farang 11-20-2009 03:41 PM

Have your gf ever hit you?
 
If yes - for what? And how did you react?




I just got my face beaten... it hurts :/

AaronM 11-20-2009 03:44 PM

No, my GF have never hit me.

Robocrop 11-20-2009 03:48 PM

Yea my GF once did..she is not with us anymore.

Waddymelon 11-20-2009 03:48 PM

Why are you sitting here posting about it instead of throwing her & her shit out in the front yard?

And even better... why are you still referring to her as your girlfriend?

AaronM 11-20-2009 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Waddymelon (Post 16571183)
Why are you sitting here posting about it instead of throwing her & her shit out in the front yard?

And even better... why are you still referring to her as your girlfriend?


Pussy whipped.

Literally

Waddymelon 11-20-2009 03:49 PM

Aaron is on a typo and grammer roll today people, beware....

psbfo 11-20-2009 04:26 PM

Yeah but I'm not sure if she meant to.
I just deflated her and left her under the bed for a week or 2. :1orglaugh

Farang 11-20-2009 04:27 PM

Dating rule #39: never sleep with your gfs younger sister :/

Cyber Fucker 11-20-2009 04:41 PM

never... my gf is :angel

JD 11-20-2009 04:46 PM

got slugged in the guts once a long time ago... just about choked her out lol

O MARINA 11-20-2009 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Farang (Post 16571159)
If yes - for what? And how did you react?




I just got my face beaten... it hurts :/



such passion

what did you do?

Farang 11-20-2009 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by O MARINA (Post 16571320)
such passion

what did you do?

see post #8

cyco_cc 11-20-2009 05:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Farang (Post 16571282)
Dating rule #39: never sleep with your gfs younger sister :/

Nothing wrong with that, just don't get caught. Hell, after you're done with her go for the sportsman's double!

Farang 11-20-2009 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cyco_cc (Post 16571348)
Nothing wrong with that, just don't get caught. Hell, after you're done with her go for the sportsman's double!

And if you get caught, don't tell her how good it was...

Agent 488 11-20-2009 05:16 PM

welcome to traditional values.

PenisFace 11-20-2009 05:17 PM

Goddam I beat the shit out of my girlfriend every day, usually more than once. Usually its because she asks me to do the laundry or some mundane BS task like that. Shes a woman she shouldn't try to avoid the duties that god intended her to do. Sometimes if she asks me to wash the car, I'll punch her mother.

CamsMaster 11-20-2009 05:19 PM

neah she never had the chance...

tehHinjew 11-20-2009 05:22 PM

yes... RIP whats her name

O MARINA 11-20-2009 05:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Farang (Post 16571282)
Dating rule #39: never sleep with your gfs younger sister :/



and you came here looking for some pity ?

how about Jerry Springer !

moeloubani 11-20-2009 05:29 PM

been slapped countless times, spit at, and dodged a few hooks

all make for good stories though so i dont mind :D

d-null 11-20-2009 05:29 PM

it has happened to me a few times, I dump them very soon after that

american pervert 11-20-2009 05:35 PM

my ex used to hit me a lot.. in public even.. once was at the players ball when i showed a female friend where the bathroom was...

worst was when i came home around 4am after partying all night and locked her out of the bedroom.. she kicked in the door and attacked me.. then there was a knock at the door, turns out the neighbors called the cops. she admitted she hit me and they told her that they could arrest her if i wanted to, i declined.

you know if it was revered and i hit her they would of dragged me off in cuffs no questions asked.

PenisFace 11-20-2009 05:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by american pervert (Post 16571548)
my ex used to hit me a lot.. in public even.. once was at the players ball when i showed a female friend where the bathroom was...

worst was when i came home around 4am after partying all night and locked her out of the bedroom.. she kicked in the door and attacked me.. then there was a knock at the door, turns out the neighbors called the cops. she admitted she hit me and they told her that they could arrest her if i wanted to, i declined.

you know if it was revered and i hit her they would of dragged me off in cuffs no questions asked.

You should have flipped her over the couch and powerbombed her.

Edit: LIke this, you should have powerbombed her through a table:


american pervert 11-20-2009 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Farang (Post 16571282)
Dating rule #39: never sleep with your gfs younger sister :/

unless it's at the same time!!!

that's what I'm talking about... SISTERS!!!!!

sicone 11-20-2009 05:50 PM

I got stabbed in the chest by a ex, but not quite the same as being hit so I'm not sure my story counts

Farang 11-20-2009 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sicone (Post 16571665)
I got stabbed in the chest by a ex, but not quite the same as being hit so I'm not sure my story counts

That same thing she tried to do to me a month ago, the knife broke :helpme

american pervert 11-20-2009 06:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sicone (Post 16571665)
I got stabbed in the chest by a ex, but not quite the same as being hit so I'm not sure my story counts

my friend got stabbed in the back by his on and off gf when she felt he wasn't paying enough attention to her. she got a steak knife and stabbed him a couple of times. he then gave her the attention she craved and kicked the shit out of her.

marketsmart 11-20-2009 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Farang (Post 16571735)
That same thing she tried to do to me a month ago, the knife broke :helpme

fresh pics of your thai ladies please....

Farang 11-20-2009 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart (Post 16571998)
fresh pics of your thai ladies please....

:winkwink:

http://img2.pict.com/1c/4a/92/202491.../photo0195.jpg

http://img2.pict.com/8f/68/63/202490.../photo0108.jpg

Spunky 11-20-2009 06:59 PM

I had an ex punch me in the side of the head while I was driving,I quickly gave her a backhand across the chops

marketsmart 11-20-2009 07:08 PM

what city are you in pattaya?

also, what you know about chiang mai?

Farang 11-20-2009 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart (Post 16572105)
what city are you in pattaya?

also, what you know about chiang mai?

I move around :)

Spent ~10 hours in taxi going to the chiang mai airport, when the bkk one was closed a year ago... that's about it

marketsmart 11-20-2009 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Farang (Post 16572124)
I move around :)

Spent ~10 hours in taxi going to the chiang mai airport, when the bkk one was closed a year ago... that's about it

what's the best city you have lived in so far and how long you been there?

Farang 11-20-2009 07:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart (Post 16572199)
what's the best city you have lived in so far and how long you been there?

Pattaya is for single guys, great for partying. I lived there for one year
Koh Samui - nice beaches and stuff

LoveSandra 11-20-2009 09:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM (Post 16571184)
Pussy whipped.

Literally

:2 cents::thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsu p:thumbsup

fatfoo 11-20-2009 09:12 PM

None of my previous girlfriends have ever hit me or beaten me. But they did something which is even more cruel - they called me terrible names and insulted me in public in front of everybody.

xenigo 11-20-2009 09:20 PM

One of my ex girlfriends punched me in the stomach for being late to a tree lighting ceremony in Sacramento around Christmas. That was the only time I've been punched by a chick...

Killswitch - BANNED FOR LIFE 11-20-2009 09:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PenisFace (Post 16571404)
Goddam I beat the shit out of my girlfriend every day, usually more than once. Usually its because she asks me to do the laundry or some mundane BS task like that. Shes a woman she shouldn't try to avoid the duties that god intended her to do. Sometimes if she asks me to wash the car, I'll punch her mother.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Last girl to hit me, I O.J. Simpson'd that bitch. :mad:

Nicky 11-20-2009 10:08 PM

Yep happened with a phsyco bitch I had for a while, I said "hello" to another girl I knew from school (was some years ago) she would slap me in the face and throw shoes etc at me when we were alone. Nedless to say this relationship didn't go far....

NickB. 11-20-2009 10:14 PM

received a right hook to the face by an ex for trying to remove her from my house


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