anything i mean anything for the next 50 minutes
 

ok so 50 minutes ask me anything

how gay are you

on a scale of 1 to 10 where 1 is not thinking brad pitt is hot and 10 is liking dicks in the ass i would put myself at a 3.5

hey michael can you icq me please?

Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Is there another word for synonym?

Whats a good motivator?

Why isn't there mouse flavored cat food?

hey man i am online just send the message

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Can you be a closet claustrophobic?

ya i would of but my icq deleted you

When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?

no then they have no moral compass and should take stock of their desires and their true inner feelings of sexuality towards these animals.

lol i cant find your nick either email me michael at twistys i will icq you right after

If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest is there a sound?

poecilonym

1) create a system of personal growth in your office that allows people to grow as they work, train and give them a chance to learn, then reward with them with pay increases as they grow, this creates a system of risk, education, reward which feeds peoples inner need to please authority figures.

2) get a bat

there is, the ones that say chicken are lies for humans so that we dont feel bad about feeding ground up mouse parts to your cat.

sent the email

What part of the scale does one start jerking off other dudes?

Most adhesives are that to specific materials, I.E. if its a bonding adhesive for paper then being in plastic would allow it to not bond to that surface.

Cardboard

you are evil

why not? its just alliteration the two things have nothing to do with each other

Since sound is a word describing the waves of energy that are put off by the movement of air when connecting to different wave lengths, then anything that creates waves of energy would make a sound.

about a 6 or 7

sorry? i am super nice like a fuzzy kitten

talking to you now dildo master

So if I sit on my left hand until it is numb then rub one out "stranger" style while thinking about Brad Pitt, would that put me around a 4.5-5?

yeah i would say for sure 4.5 to 6

What if I got REALLY drunk and sucked a dick 12 years ago?

But didn't swallow....

Are you over compensating with your beard because you fail to grow hair on your head, or are you one of those fakes who shave there head, trying to make a fashion statement?

Bald is beautiful either way.

Stop hating.

thats a 10 my friend :) hit up gaytube for more fun ;)

Wait...You said a 10 was one who likes dicks in their ass.

I've had plenty of dicks in my ass over the years and I didn't enjoy it even once. :disgust

No fucking way I am a 10 on the queer scale.

overcompensating you mean for a small penis? if thats the suggested reasoning no, not because i have a big one but because i am old and married and accept mine will get little use beyond myself these days...

and if that wasnt what you meant instead if you were infering a compensation for the cruel fate of nature taking my hair, i wasnt compensating for that either...

instead i live in Toronto its cold its winter and most winters i grow the beard to keep my face warm.

well lets say 9.5 then

Good to know you ain't frontin'

and no, in no way shape or form was I referring your your penis, nor it's size.

Fake baldies don't belong on the earth.

I would of said 9.99, but thats just me