39 y.o. man with world's largest documented penis is unemployed, living with Mom
 

Someone please post the links for me.


sphere.com/article/jonah-falcon-man-with-biggest-penis-video-update/19286024

cumm.co.uk/images/jonah-falcon-penis-cock-dick.jpg

http://cumm.co.uk/images/jonah-falco...-cock-dick.jpg

http://www.aolnews.com/article/jonah...pdate/19286024

His mom must be proud

I have the biggest photoshoped cock as well...

That guy is retarded. Hell, if I had a cock that big, I'd surely be in porn :)

I'd be doing SOMETHING to make some money off of that extreme appendage.

Read about him several years ago.

But agree with the others - why hasn't he been able to capitilize on it ? He wasn't bad looking when the story first came out, though he looks a bit sloppy in the video.

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I bet he's a lonely man,what chick want's to fuck a baseball bat

I'm jealous... :(

I'd hire him for Manojob...but I know almost 100% of the dudes out there could never perform in a porno.

That probably means you, too.

arm penis

Thats a real 3rd leg.

maybe he cant get it up?

Its so big he doesn't have to get it up dude. :1orglaugh

I'm sure there's some fat ugly tart out there who's hatched 5 rugrats who could accomodate him.

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Laughed hard at that comment,

The guy must pass out when he gets hard.

i have a cock that big and i am in porn LMAO

need my exgf phone number?

Porn is his calling...I'm sure it'll happen eventually.

find me his number i'll give him 1000$ if he write "I love Deviantclip, all the crew and their family " on his dick

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if he went to the gym, took care of himself and stopped being such a pussy, he could easily get decent cash in the porn biz.

I've seen a few videos actually which seems to suggest some do. :1orglaugh

LOL!!!!!! funny cuz its true

He could use that dick as a baseball bat!

1. the link to the swingers club is 404...

2. I've been to all the swinger clubs in and around the Cincinnati area... Largest collection of fat disgusting herds congregating in filth I have ever seen. Seriously, swingers in that area make carnies look good.

And he is White, ha ha! White boys got big ones too girls! ;)

He hangs out on the alt.video.games.xbox newsgroup and does a cable access show about the New York Yankees.

Some of Howard Stern's guys used to prank call him all the time.

If you search youtube for Jonah Falcon you can probably see some of the videos of him getting pranked. It is really kinda sad.

That thing is a kick stand, makes him a tripod.
A few viagra's he may get that thing up and hard for a porn scene.

Forgot to mention, the reason he probably doesn't do porn is because he's a homo. There's video of him kissing Sulu on Stern too. Disgusting. He couldn't get it up for Sulu either.

Just proves that the size of your cock can't unmake you a loser.

This guy should have his own Enlarge your penis size Site. (He could claim he is not only the owner, but also a client.

Or at least be an affiliate to one of the programs since he is home doing nothing.

somebody should forward the hbo show to him... hung

every man with a big or small penis comes to a crossroads at some point

right :1orglaugh

"size queens"

so metaman lives with his mom?