Porno Dan Punched at X-Biz Awards
 

What is it with pro fighters that want to cross-over into porn, but then getting into street brawls at industry events?

First we had War Machine go ape shit at a birthday party awhile back (assaulting several people in the process), and now we have another trained fighter decking Porno Dan with a punch to the jaw, as Dan (according to a witness) was just standing there with a beer in his hand... :disgust

Kane:

http://www.strongthread.com/ADLT/dyn...l.50a5407d.jpg

Porno Dan:

http://ihatewhores.com/wp-content/up...008/10/pd3.jpg

I don't see Porno Dan hiring Kane anytime soon for Fuck-A-Fan. Perhaps this could be the beginning of a new video line - Fuck-Up-A-Fan, where Roid Rage Rumblers punch out fans who scoff at them for not keeping wood... :helpme :error

I just don't understand the logic in doing something that will get you arrested (and possible jail time), and also get you blacklisted by the industry. I mean, once you wash out of both fighting and porn, what kind of job do you do next?

ADG

Kane's Steroid-Viagra-Xanax cocktail ration must have been out of whack that day. :winkwink:

wait, all year long on gfy people talk about fighting at the next con, now when someone gets punched its horrible trajedy?

LOL

'er ratio even.

understandable.

Is this the same limp dick this thread is about?

http://www.gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/953683-wanna-male-porn-star.html

video: http://www.livereviews.com/1988/Adul...r-Failure.html

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Well now there's someone who isn't JUST a keyboard warrior...

Limp Dick! ahahah
Porno Dan is Good people actually

He probably likes the cock and feels the need to over compensate by beating people up to show that he's a macho man and is not gay. Get him into a gay shoot and schwing...hard wood.

Police caught up with Kane a couple blocks away after he ran, threw a parking lot and hopped a fence hoping to elude justice.

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Wow. That's impressive, Parking Lots are like, totally heavy and shit.

Looks like it.

I heard Porno Dan turned him down as a Stunt Cock for his production company...but that's what I *heard*.

We all know the difference between what you hear and what really happened.

Yea well its funny...just look at Sleazy and his opponent trying to settle a score and speak about booking plane tickets...when it all comes down to it...it seems like 99% of the webmasters are scared loners just glad there are lots of people at the events so they dont get beaten up for acting cool behind their monitor.

( This aint pointed to Dan in any way )

http://www.theonion.com/content/file...s-Employee.jpg

Too bad I didnt catch that:disgust

Trained fighter? I didn't know training consisted of throwing a sucker punch and then running away.

pretty sad to hear, this is why these events should be only for business men and women, not talent unless specifically hired for promotion or such

you must be joking! good 1

:1orglaugh

Been a few years, but last I saw Dan he's was in pretty good shape, and worked out quite regular. I know I wouldn't want to be on the receiving end of a punch from him. Shocking the amount of stupidity people show at some of the shows.

Good for him. It's a shame the rest of you hide behind your keyboards and don't knock someone's block off when needed.

Domenic Kane responds (sort of) on LIB:

http://www.lukeisback.com/wp-content...dom%20kane.jpg

Sort of side-stepped the whole issue of what the beef was about, and why he allegedly cold-cocked Porno Dan. :disgust

Kane seems like an artist alright, a bullshit artist, because I'm not sure what exactly is visionary about getting into a brawl (or in this case, supposedly assaulting someone) at an industry event.

I kind of doubt that the Judge is going to let you defend yourself by claiming that you were motivated by your desire to create un-vanilla porn - good luck with that. :upsidedow

ADG

an artist...thats hilarious...

is he from the future?

Definitely an Artist and a Visionary... Limp is the new black

uh...ce-WEB-rity.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Goddamn, If I had known you were this funny I would have never messed with you in
that other thread!

it looks like he plucks his eyebrows, gotta be tough to do that

just his digital watch

now, first Id like to say that this guy is a douche bag completely. His answer that Adg posted is laughable and nothing but self ego stroking.

second... I have only been waiting to hear about someone punching Porno Dan. Dont get me wrong. Hes a cool dude. I just am not one bit surprised that hes is the one out of many in our industry to get punched at an event.

Take that as you will... I dont mean anything negative towards Dan... its just soemthing im not surprised about...

You sound jelious, like you have penis envy or something... :upsidedow

http://www.xxxporntalk.com/ubbthread...hpJVLzdAAM.jpg

ADG

I will post my response to this story tomorrow

unless your in a corner or in a situation where you HAVE to fight sucker punching or hell saying ok im going to puch you and do it is by no means and shall ever be tolerated.... have beef with someone be angry at co. Hitting someone in the jaw just makes you weak and gets you blackballed... he said|It only affected me in a positive way as I now feel totally liberated from the 13th grade " It only affected me in a positive way as I now feel totally liberated from the 13th grade " how is getting blackballed from every studio or set a positive and there is 12 grades in school then there is college unless im retarted and missing that point....


STOP GIVING MALE PERFORMERS LIKE ME A BLACK EYE BY YOUR WAYS OF ACTION

http://www.junkfoodnews.net/popcorn-largestball.jpg

While Porno Dan can be over the top at times, he is also self-deprecating, which is appealing to many...

No one can deny that although he has a small penis, the man has big balls, and is constantly in a quest for the next big thing (or at least the next big spotlight).

Whatever you think of Porno Dan, no one should condone a person assaulting another person, especially if he is holding a beer and being non-combative (think of the poor innocent beer, if nothing else).

http://www.wakeworld.com/MB/Discus/m...919/712487.jpg

ADG

You beat me to it again, Will. :1orglaugh

It's officially tomorrow - your response? :)

Releasing this as a statement to defend sucker punching someone and running just completely reeks of mental stability! That's one sane person right thar!

Yup..that poor beer. lol


I love Dan. good person and a funny guy.:thumbsup

was that stupid cunt seriously ranbling on about being an artist and a visionary?


male talent really is dumb :1orglaugh