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SleazyDream 02-21-2010 10:51 PM

Russian Martial arts video
 


Russian Martial arts best of video clips. I love Mikhail Ryabko. The guy is AWEOMSE. (he's the stalky fatter master)

love the scene at 2:36 reminded me totally of when my head of security did that to one of my patrons that snuck in a gun.... soo cool

Jon Oso 02-21-2010 11:10 PM

Wow, pretty impressive stuff.

From my experience - being able to do that kind of shit is awesome.... having it done to you while LEARNING how to do it hurts a little.

fatfoo 02-21-2010 11:33 PM

That's the reason why I'm not a violent person. Plenty of people can win a fight against me.

But can you survive the verbal matches from the deep minds of fatfoo supporters?

The mind is a trippy thing - it's not physical. But, it can move armies of people with a single thought.

fatfoo 02-21-2010 11:35 PM

I took a couple of Systema classes in July 2009.

SleazyDream 02-21-2010 11:40 PM

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Originally Posted by fatfoo (Post 16882423)
That's the reason why I'm not a violent person. Plenty of people can win a fight against me.

But can you survive the verbal matches from the deep minds of fatfoo supporters?

The mind is a trippy thing - it's not physical. But, it can move armies of people with a single thought.

i try but they make me cry

EscortBiz 02-21-2010 11:42 PM

the problem with all this junk is that both parties know what they have to do when they hit and get hit, in the real world where a guy thats a expert in this shit walks up to a stranger the response is different, always thought this is amazing but growing up in ny you see guys non stop so called mma krav maga etc wheeled into hospitals after severe beatings by guys who had no training in nothing

so yeah if both parties are trained in same system this is great, in the real world pulling these moves is a gamble, it is a great business thou as the places here are packed

fatfoo 02-21-2010 11:42 PM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream (Post 16882431)
i try but they make me cry

Yeah, I like to say weird stuff and then I use persuasive writing with logical and emotional appeal.

fatfoo 02-21-2010 11:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EscortBiz (Post 16882439)
the problem with all this junk is that both parties know what they have to do when they hit and get hit, in the real world where a guy thats a expert in this shit walks up to a stranger the response is different, always thought this is amazing but growing up in ny you see guys non stop so called mma krav maga etc wheeled into hospitals after severe beatings by guys who had no training in nothing

so yeah if both parties are trained in same system this is great, in the real world pulling these moves is a gamble, it is a great business thou as the places here are packed

Some people say the best defence is to walk through the whole of New York like a "non-violent Jesus" and then nobody will even start a fight with you.

SleazyDream 02-21-2010 11:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EscortBiz (Post 16882439)
the problem with all this junk is that both parties know what they have to do when they hit and get hit, in the real world where a guy thats a expert in this shit walks up to a stranger the response is different, always thought this is amazing but growing up in ny you see guys non stop so called mma krav maga etc wheeled into hospitals after severe beatings by guys who had no training in nothing

so yeah if both parties are trained in same system this is great, in the real world pulling these moves is a gamble, it is a great business thou as the places here are packed

totally agree. my head of security was an ex boxer....

SleazyDream 02-21-2010 11:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fatfoo (Post 16882441)
Yeah, I like to say weird stuff and then I use persuasive writing with logical and emotional appeal.

stop making my brain hurt

fatfoo 02-21-2010 11:50 PM

Because Jesus said, "If a scalper sells you a fake concert ticket - let them steal from you."

WarChild 02-21-2010 11:57 PM

Sigh and Lulz.

CheeseFrog 02-22-2010 12:14 AM

Because we all know that martial arts (mixed or not) is all fake and doesn't work amirite?

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 02-22-2010 12:16 AM

His martial training was started at the age of five, by a member of Joseph Stalin's personal bodyguards with traditional Russian martial arts training. At 15 he was enlisted to the ranks of Spetsnaz (Russian special forces) and has served since.


Sounds like one crazy ruskie :1orglaugh

Iron Fist 02-22-2010 12:21 AM

So I punch you in the neck and you fall to the ground like a sack of potatoes... cool.

SleazyDream 02-22-2010 12:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat (Post 16882500)
His martial training was started at the age of five, by a member of Joseph Stalin's personal bodyguards with traditional Russian martial arts training. At 15 he was enlisted to the ranks of Spetsnaz (Russian special forces) and has served since.


Sounds like one crazy ruskie :1orglaugh

i believe he's an army cournal too

SleazyDream 02-22-2010 12:27 AM

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Originally Posted by sharphead (Post 16882507)
So I punch you in the neck and you fall to the ground like a sack of potatoes... cool.

yes but you have to set it to cool music too

NickB. 02-22-2010 12:32 AM

lolz .. dont pick a fight with russians - they bad ass

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 02-22-2010 12:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream (Post 16882514)
yes but you have to set it to cool music too

like eye of the tiger cool?

SleazyDream 02-22-2010 12:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat (Post 16882526)
like eye of the tiger cool?

buuuuhahahahahaha

theking 02-22-2010 03:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EscortBiz (Post 16882439)
the problem with all this junk is that both parties know what they have to do when they hit and get hit, in the real world where a guy thats a expert in this shit walks up to a stranger the response is different, always thought this is amazing but growing up in ny you see guys non stop so called mma krav maga etc wheeled into hospitals after severe beatings by guys who had no training in nothing

so yeah if both parties are trained in same system this is great, in the real world pulling these moves is a gamble, it is a great business thou as the places here are packed

Where you went wrong is "a guy thats a expert"...where as you should have said "a guy thats a so called expert". The only ones that can beat a true expert is another true expert. Although some hand to hand combat experts are at somewhat of a disadvantage as they are trained to kill or severly disable and may not always be willing to do that so they become somewhat vunerable to an untrained person.

At one point in my life...for a period of time...I was an expert in hand to hand combat...but did have my ass handed to me a couple of times by an untrained person...because I was not willing to kill or severly injure the person.

BTW most that are trained in the many various schools around the nation are not true experts. True experts are those that have trained to the point of simply reacting without thought...and too keep this peak they must train daily.

Raf1 02-22-2010 04:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EscortBiz (Post 16882439)
the problem with all this junk is that both parties know what they have to do when they hit and get hit, in the real world where a guy thats a expert in this shit walks up to a stranger the response is different, always thought this is amazing but growing up in ny you see guys non stop so called mma krav maga etc wheeled into hospitals after severe beatings by guys who had no training in nothing

so yeah if both parties are trained in same system this is great, in the real world pulling these moves is a gamble, it is a great business thou as the places here are packed

the problem is that the so called expert wasn't all that good or was on something. There is no way someone with advanced martial arts training would lose in a fair fight. I've seen this dozens of times when I used to go clubbing.

MindWaste 02-22-2010 04:27 AM

How well does it work against a trained kick boxer.. I watched it and i dont think i rember seeing a kick rejected.

It is said kick boxing which is a american martial art is the best basic fighting style anywhere..

SleazyDream 02-22-2010 04:33 AM

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Originally Posted by MindWaste (Post 16882837)
How well does it work against a trained kick boxer.. I watched it and i dont think i rember seeing a kick rejected.

It is said kick boxing which is a american martial art is the best basic fighting style anywhere..

just brought back a funny memory...

my head of security was a boxer - not kick - just boxer. Undefeated in 10 years amateur boxing. what ended his career was he beat donny lalond from winnipeg in an unscheduled match a couple months before donny lalond got a title match with mike tyson - and my head of security beat donny FASTER than Tyson did. he retired undefeated. He's humble and the nicest guy ever..

anyway what made me laugh is a competing nightclub started advertising they had the toughest security guard in the city and actually sent out challenges. He was a kick boxer.

We responded online asking if they were sure they wanted to make that statement. Tons of people went on and on about how tough this kick boxer was. When he realized who my head of security was, he backed down. They immediately changed the ad cause their guy got worried my guy would come over there for a title match. It was funny. Sorry - just had to rant... good memory...

Zester 02-22-2010 05:02 AM

I would like to see video footage of this working in the real world, maybe caught in a security cam .
the video posted is in a controlled environment....average guys falling from hits in the chest mean nothing

Dirty Lord 02-22-2010 05:04 AM

holy shit!
thats hurt!

SleazyDream 02-22-2010 05:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Zester (Post 16883156)
I would like to see video footage of this working in the real world, maybe caught in a security cam .
the video posted is in a controlled environment....average guys falling from hits in the chest mean nothing

a lot of the guys in that video I don't believe can do shit... but Mikhail Ryabko, the stalky older guy, is the real deal.

after watching and having to deal with a lot of the 'real deal' in nightclub security - you can tell just by watching him in how he carries himself he knows what he is doing.

like steven segal, yes i agree he's an asshole but he does know what he is doing and can do it in the real world.

MindWaste 02-22-2010 05:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream (Post 16883210)
a lot of the guys in that video I don't believe can do shit... but Mikhail Ryabko, the stalky older guy, is the real deal.

after watching and having to deal with a lot of the 'real deal' in nightclub security - you can tell just by watching him in how he carries himself he knows what he is doing.

like steven segal, yes i agree he's an asshole but he does know what he is doing and can do it in the real world.

Its all presure points.. you can kill a guy with 1-3 pokes at them.. the chest thing is feel your chest up when it curves into your adams apple. that is the spot they are hitting.. Try to poke yourself there and you never whould doubt a guy could make you take ever again after a poke in there.

WarChild 02-22-2010 09:23 AM

This thread is getting more and more stupid as it goes along. First we have TheKing, and obvious liar and mentally challenged telling us how he was an expert at hand to hand. Now we have MindWaste, a complete and utter nut job telling us about magic pressure points.

Seriously, the both of you need help.

pornguy 02-22-2010 09:33 AM

If you watch them they use a great deal of Brachial stun hits ( Not sure if I spelled that right). Note that they use the knuckle of the thumb as a slight point. that way they hit the deep portion and not a lot of power is needed to drop the person.

I have only met a few people that can take that hit and not go down.

John-ACWM 02-22-2010 09:48 AM

Some crazy stuff there.

Niktamer 02-22-2010 10:12 AM

why did you need a head of security ?

Roby 02-22-2010 01:03 PM

great video !

MindWaste 02-22-2010 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarChild (Post 16883802)
This thread is getting more and more stupid as it goes along. First we have TheKing, and obvious liar and mentally challenged telling us how he was an expert at hand to hand. Now we have MindWaste, a complete and utter nut job telling us about magic pressure points.

Seriously, the both of you need help.

I love you too Child.. lol :error

SleazyDream 02-22-2010 04:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Niktamer (Post 16883946)
why did you need a head of security ?

cause i had 6-10 guards on at any one night when i owned a nightclub

dig420 02-22-2010 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MindWaste (Post 16883301)
Its all presure points.. you can kill a guy with 1-3 pokes at them.. the chest thing is feel your chest up when it curves into your adams apple. that is the spot they are hitting.. Try to poke yourself there and you never whould doubt a guy could make you take ever again after a poke in there.

And Bruce Lee is the greatest fighter ever, except for Batman.

Helio's life was wasted...

Longboat full of Vikings 02-22-2010 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream (Post 16882245)
I love Mikhail Ryabko. (he's the stalky fatter master)

:1orglaugh

TheDoc 02-22-2010 04:18 PM

The newest youtube update can suck my balls.... it's a totally useless service to me now.

dig420 02-22-2010 04:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream (Post 16882864)
just brought back a funny memory...

my head of security was a boxer - not kick - just boxer. Undefeated in 10 years amateur boxing. what ended his career was he beat donny lalond from winnipeg in an unscheduled match a couple months before donny lalond got a title match with mike tyson - and my head of security beat donny FASTER than Tyson did. he retired undefeated. He's humble and the nicest guy ever..

anyway what made me laugh is a competing nightclub started advertising they had the toughest security guard in the city and actually sent out challenges. He was a kick boxer.

We responded online asking if they were sure they wanted to make that statement. Tons of people went on and on about how tough this kick boxer was. When he realized who my head of security was, he backed down. They immediately changed the ad cause their guy got worried my guy would come over there for a title match. It was funny. Sorry - just had to rant... good memory...

Donny LaLonde never fought for a HW title, Donny LaLonde never fought one single fight as a heavyweight, and he sure as hell never fought Mike Tyson. There is no such thing as an 'unscheduled match' in boxing. Kickboxers aren't afraid of boxers. They also don't send out challenges, because they know there's always a grappler jacking off at home over the thought of a kickboxer sending out challenges. Pressure point fighting is made up bullshit. Kung Fu monks who can beat UFC fighters don't exist, neither do ninjas, and no, you cannot knock people out with your chi and five point death touch.

Not that this dose of reality will have ANY impact on ninja retards. I still felt the need to hand it out.

Andy CHOOPA 02-22-2010 04:22 PM

that stomach punch is tough


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