My mom has just watched two hookers doing lines and partying down on my bed :/
 

So I went to see my mom in UK this Jan, I brought two laptops with me and forgot one there at her place. Today, two months later, she calls me and says "I just checked the laptop you forgot at my house and found the video of you and two ladies doing drugs in your room. I don't ever want to see such stuff again, you hear me, it's bad bad bad" :1orglaugh

I thought it was funny and sad at the same time, so decided to share.
I wonder what she thinks of me now...
:helpme

Glad you told us about it.... does it make you feel better?

Cokehead sucks

I just send her your avatar, now you know for sure you arr not part of her testament anymore. :thumbsup

Shit what is her problem, she could have found out they are trannies.:1orglaugh

Stop stalking me you clueless sigwhore :winkwink:

listen to your mother

The real words

did she then upload it to tube8?

No. :thumbsup

Shit that situation is so fucked :(

Sounds like your Mom is smarter than you are.

I don't know what's worse: that or being caught masturbating by your mother

What, nobody finds this funny? Was it the way she said it, the fact that she called me on Friday night or my twisted sense of humor :helpme

how much does 1g of coke cost in BKK ?

im calling shinanigans!!!!!!!!!!

she's your mom and loves u regardless

How about catching your mother masturbating while doing coke off a ladyboy's ass?

Coming from a person that loved the stuff, I think it's fucking stupid.

Why are you calling your black brother stupid? :(
I forgot the thing, it was an accident. And the phone conversation made me LOL, is all...

no link to vid?

No, it's because of the "look at me, I do drugs!" Most will just shake their head in pity.

On the upside, I've finally figured out why you're pale and skinny in a land of tan people.

anyone can get two hookers to do lines in their room

anyone

wow you go girl

yawnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

First of all, your mom must have plugged in the laptop to power it up, then she went through all your files. Why do you travel with two laptops? Strange. And you forget one,

Then on top of it, you video yourself doing lines with Hookers.

Not that funny. Sorry! No offense.

She was probably being fucked by some big black dude when she called you.

Yeah not too smart :error

Why would I brag about drugs, you retards? Anyone can afford them, right... It's not like a villa or a supercar. Do you idiots really think I'm sitting here in sunny Thailand making up all those crazy stories all day long seeking gfy attention(ie. stupid tranny jokes, insults, threats, some fat fuck claiming he's fucked my gf, another fuck really has, etc)? Even facebook was more fun... So I'm just gonna stick to my wordpress blog from now on.

Anyway, I don't have time to argue with any of you sigwhores, I have work to do and girls to fuck.

Thanks for the hate, btw. Haters are part of success :winkwink:

Awww did someones feelings get hurt?

I didn't want to leave a laptop with gf, who had a history of smashing them, so I took both with me.

I don't thin I'm dumb enough to make such videos... Probably some old clip in bluetooth incoming folder I never knew about...

Told the story to couple friends and we had a laugh :)

Comparing to some degenerates here, my sense of humor is not that bad :1orglaugh

I'll give ya that one :1orglaugh :thumbsup

Farang, are you junkie? It must be really suck to be like you. Sorry, no offense.

As about your story. It's not funny at all. Stupid? For sure, but not funny. You have to know that so-called "seance of humor" of a drug addict is a way different to the one that healthy human has.

'Bout the same thing we do... :mad:

If the guy loves the way he lives, why you need to bitch on that?
Let him do it in his way..

:upsidedow:upsidedow

Were the hookers hot?

From gfy profile:
Occupation: Pornmaster for 5+ years.
Let's see: 20 posts / day for 4 years, still working his day job, still pretty much clueless, gfy sig pays the rent - typical hater profile.

Hate on, pornmasters, hate on :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

that sucks dude

:1orglaugh