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Juicy D. Links 04-28-2010 10:29 AM

Worst Airports from your experiences?
 
I gotta tell ya JFK takes the cake for me as far as being a masssive clusterfuck

Last night i went to pick up my brother flying in from LA and let me tell ya in a nutshell..JFK is one airport that will stress the fuck out of ya...

"Passenger Pickup Zones " <--- :1orglaugh:1orglaugh basically bunch of peeps in there cars staggered 3 deep who wont budge till the guy with the whistle calls in the tow truck :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

In short... I hate JFK (the airport) not GFY JFK cause he is my lover

Roald 04-28-2010 10:30 AM

Borneo, crappy little plain and no service ;))))

Amputate Your Head 04-28-2010 10:31 AM

Atlanta. Hands down winner.
Minneapolis can suck if your connection is on the other side. Serious cardio involved in making it on time.

IllTestYourGirls 04-28-2010 10:32 AM

Atlanta seemed like a big fuck show, but my 2 year old child did get frisked and scanned with medal detectors, while going through JFK.

Bryan G 04-28-2010 10:33 AM

Pearson in Toronto sucks as well. Trying to get through Customs can be a nightmare.

Cyandin 04-28-2010 10:35 AM

Mexico City by far. Those retards wouldn't know customer service if it hit them on the head.

Amputate Your Head 04-28-2010 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Cyandin (Post 17082859)
Mexico City by far. Those retards wouldn't know customer service if it hit them on the head.

The Cabo airport is pretty horrible too.

Juicy D. Links 04-28-2010 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head (Post 17082841)
Atlanta. Hands down winner.

Only good thing about Atlanta was that they still had smoking places (2008) or so....

Juicy D. Links 04-28-2010 10:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Platinum Bryan (Post 17082849)
Pearson in Toronto sucks as well. Trying to get through Customs can be a nightmare.


Never has issues from NY to TO and customs... they always were nice and such ...

The best part is (having a US Passport) and leaving Pearson into US they have special line for US citizens and the Canadian line is always like 600 deep lolol

RP Fade 04-28-2010 10:39 AM

Rome and Cabo..

Juicy D. Links 04-28-2010 10:40 AM

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Originally Posted by IllTestYourGirls (Post 17082846)
Atlanta seemed like a big fuck show, but my 2 year old child did get frisked and scanned with medal detectors, while going through JFK.

wtf a 2 year old? just went over him with the wands or did a actual "frisking" ?

IllTestYourGirls 04-28-2010 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 17082888)
wtf a 2 year old? just went over him with the wands or did a actual "frisking" ?

Both, there was some metal button on the clothes. :Oh crap:mad:

Juicy D. Links 04-28-2010 10:42 AM

also Winnipeg customs , I hate them ...

search for thread but it was fucking torture , they dont like people like me lol

javok 04-28-2010 10:43 AM

Miami Airport...

_andy_ 04-28-2010 10:44 AM

Newark comes to mind immediately.

Juicy D. Links 04-28-2010 10:45 AM

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Originally Posted by IllTestYourGirls (Post 17082895)
Both, there was some metal button on the clothes. :Oh crap:mad:

here is the funny shit but sad....

I always 99% of the time fly out of JFK and tbh with security they never ever frisk me , pull me aside , non of that shit.... Ii have no clue why but I always see them giving some poor ole lady or like you said little children the special treatment...

when they had the anti lighter bullshit going on ya know how many times i went through and didn't realize it that i had lighter in my carry on?

MaDalton 04-28-2010 10:46 AM

Washington - New years eve, a few hundred people in line and like 3 counters out of 20 open at immigration. half of the people missed their connecting flights and had to spend new year at the airport. i only made it cause i gave up on my luggage and went on without it

and Antigua airport was funny - like one wooden shed next to the runway and that's it

Juicy D. Links 04-28-2010 10:46 AM

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Originally Posted by _andy_ (Post 17082900)
Newark comes to mind immediately.

i am glad i never had to go through newark but newark and LGA n JFK are pretty much clusterfucks..

Phoenix 04-28-2010 10:47 AM

heathrow in london...never saw a washroom that dirty before...didnt think it was possible

_andy_ 04-28-2010 10:49 AM

Newark is just ugly, too small and confusing.

Rochard 04-28-2010 11:03 AM

Missoula, Montana. I swear they had plastic garbage bags for windows.

IllTestYourGirls 04-28-2010 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links (Post 17082903)
here is the funny shit but sad....

I always 99% of the time fly out of JFK and tbh with security they never ever frisk me , pull me aside , non of that shit.... Ii have no clue why but I always see them giving some poor ole lady or like you said little children the special treatment...

when they had the anti lighter bullshit going on ya know how many times i went through and didn't realize it that i had lighter in my carry on?

Yeah it's crazy.

chupachups 04-28-2010 11:08 AM

Skiathos... runway is 200meters long lol

aimeesweet 04-28-2010 11:11 AM

I think I witnessed the angriest airport employees in Philly... It wasn't actually directed towards me but I was still scared lol

AdultEUhost 04-28-2010 11:11 AM

I would say JFK as well

geedub 04-28-2010 11:13 AM

DFW was always good to me until last time in international baggage claim area I had some stupid dog jumping all over me then two guys start drilling me with all this crap only to get xrayed and shit.

Juicy D. Links 04-28-2010 11:24 AM

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Originally Posted by geedub (Post 17083008)
DFW was always good to me until last time in international baggage claim area I had some stupid dog jumping all over me then two guys start drilling me with all this crap only to get xrayed and shit.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

grumpy 04-28-2010 11:24 AM

heathrow london

sperbonzo 04-28-2010 12:27 PM

Heathrow and Miami international



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Kevsh 04-28-2010 12:30 PM

Heathrow by a mile, don't even think about getting a connecting flight less than 2 hours apart.

kristin 04-28-2010 12:38 PM

Dulles International in DC.

american pervert 04-28-2010 12:38 PM

atlanta
DFW
o'hara

JA$ON 04-28-2010 12:39 PM

JFK - Landing at the wrong time and hitting traffic into the city , grgrgrgrrr.

GT-Omar 04-28-2010 12:44 PM

All of them!!!!!!

Try going through an airport with a name like "Omar"

mountainmiester 04-28-2010 12:45 PM

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Originally Posted by grumpy (Post 17083046)
heathrow london

Ditto!! 3 hours to get through security on a good day.

Serge Litehead 04-28-2010 12:46 PM

any airport full of people = clusterfuck

and yeah Kennedy Airport sucks major ass, so as LAX

WiredGuy 04-28-2010 12:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Phoenix (Post 17082909)
heathrow in london...never saw a washroom that dirty before...didnt think it was possible

Same here. Heathrow = Shithole.
WG

kristin 04-28-2010 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted by holograph (Post 17083336)
any airport full of people = clusterfuck

and yeah Kennedy Airport sucks major ass, so as LAX

I always fly Southwest to LAX and it's so easy for me. The terminal I'm always at is like the first or second once you come from security.

I love LAX.

Serge Litehead 04-28-2010 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by kristin (Post 17083350)
I always fly Southwest to LAX and it's so easy for me. The terminal I'm always at is like the first or second once you come from security.

I love LAX.

I've been to LAX only once on the detour from Vegas Internext to NY in early 2000, I had something like 30-40min to figure out terminals full of people to catch my flight home, no fun) I know its not airports fault but experience left a bad taste.

Lilit 04-28-2010 12:59 PM

Barajas in Madrid. Sorry guys, but 10 chairs across the huge airport (excluding the ones in caffes) is insane. I had an 8 hour layover there 2 years ago and couldn't find any waiting halls.


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