I'm better looking
 

Than 90% of GFY.

Carry on fatties. :moon

Quick bro...Look up!

Gotcha! :1orglaugh
http://www.gfy.com/image.php?u=30770...ine=1270169912

Look at dis smoothie.

I'd hit it :winkwink:

Are you drunk tonight?

Not yet.

Are you blind tonight?

Speaking of, where is that self-shot content set you promised me for my upcoming ex-bf site? You'll convert like it's '97.

You couldn't afford this sweet ass! :1orglaugh

Too late, I already lifted your ass shot off your FB. The designer is working it into the tour.

<fatfoo>That is interesting. Lace is a fabric often used to accentuate other styles of fabric. Good luck Lace. GFY is fat.</fatfoo>

This one? The ladies love it. It's so firm, tight and round. :upsidedow

http://hphotos-snc3.fbcdn.net/hs476...._2929472_n.jpg

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Don't worry, I won't tell anyone about the personalized peen shots you sent me in exchange for 50 joins. You were just doing your job!

50? You'd better triple that at least! :1orglaugh

1) I know where you live
2) I know every gay bar within 100 miles of your house
3) I have a nice color laser printer
4) I'm bored...time to head out and put your pic/address in bathroom stalls

If there was gay bars in bumfuck, I'd be worried, but I'm not. :1orglaugh :winkwink:

Don't play coy! :1orglaugh

PS Talk about a weird/scary place!

Far away from me! :1orglaugh

I'm up by Ravens training camp :winkwink:

True, but I used to live out that way. We both know that anything within 25 miles is "down the street."

My only savior was the 24 hour Sheetz 5 miles from home.

Hhaaha i wish 25 miles was down the street. When you get 12mpg, it's fucking rough. And Sheetz is great except the cops in the middle of the night when you're drinking :1orglaugh

"My" Sheetz was the one out on 40 in Boonsboro. The only scary time to be there was around this time on weekends. That gay "club" would let out up the street and it turned into some weird hybrid of Party Monster's party in the truck scene/leather bar/cruising spot. It was embarrassing. Damn an MTO sounds good right about now.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Closest one is in Taneytown for me.

Thankfully enough I never ran into any leather chapped guys

My average cock pulls in more tail then any of you fat asses!

Pics or STFU

(somebody had to say it)

You need more of these:

Don't do liquor :)

Translated: In two years I am going to have a gut that looks like the average adult webmasters. :1orglaugh

I'm working on it. Just kidding. I wouldn't want to compare myself to half of these fat-asses. Liquor just makes me angry we don't need an angry drunk. :upsidedow

Serious question: were you an ugly kid? If so, you have a few good years left. If not, you're totally fucked within three years.

Nope. I couldn't beat away the bitches fast enough. They all wanted my cock.

i'd certainly hit it

Then you're fucked.

You're going to wake up fat and ugly some day before your 27th birthday. May be bald by 29. It's just how it works. It's science, son. Drink up!

of course you would, kman! I'd even hit it back!

Keep hating, sunshine! :winkwink: I'll look like Lance fucking Armstrong but better when I'm 50.

Lance Armstrong? You better be checking these often then:

http://img.webmd.boots.com/dtmcms/li...lar_cancer.jpg

http://i46.tinypic.com/2ppn7tf.jpg


that's one fine hunk of man there

And I'm even better looking. haha

You're wrong :)

You must be sleepy. Time for some rest.