Originally Posted by uno

Can I win the million dollar paranormal prize?
"My sources say no"

When will Herc die?
"Yes"

How do you know that you are Adam?
"My reply is no"

What can Adam do that would qualify for the JREF million dollar prize?
"Very Doubtful"

Why are you being tortured by the government?
"No Way!"

Will Megan Fox win the Oscar for best actress in 2010?
"Outlook Not So Good"

Will Edmond Wollman ever pay back Susan Boyle?
"Most Likely"

Will aliens ever visit Earth?
"Don't count on it"

OK will Earth be governed by an artificial intelligence in the future?
"Signs point to yes"

Will our atmosphere be healthy to breathe in 100 years?
"As I see it, yes"

Will aliens ever visit Earth?
"outlook not so good"

Will Earth be governed by an artificial intelligence in the future?
"ask again later"

Will our atmosphere be healthy to breathe in 100 years?
"reply hazy, try again"

Get on the phone to a qualified health professional.