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Old 07-17-2010, 10:46 AM  
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Originally Posted by Caligari View Post
Simultaneously if she's in the right mood.

I find that feeding her a ten ounce rib eye, 3 bowls of Special K, a 5th of Ronrico 151 and a 12 oz serving of organic blueberrys the night before does the trick.
my kind of lady....

what i recommend is giving her 3 bottles of Fleet Enemas... let that stew in her for about 10 minutes...

the explosive mixture that will come gushing out of her will be a religious experience...

btw.. make sure you try this for the first time in some shady motel that only excepts cash and doesnt ask for id's...




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