What do you guys use to Moisturize your face and body? - GoFuckYourself.com

Juicy D. Links · 07-17-2010, 09:33 AM

I know you do so admit it

seeandsee · 07-17-2010, 09:34 AM

Randy West · 07-17-2010, 09:36 AM

1) I use a vast amount of Oil of Olay mixed with eggs and mayonaise.

2) 3 parts/1 part/1part/

3) Mix until sexy. Apply to your genitalia....

4) ???

5) Profit

Amputate Your Head · 07-17-2010, 09:37 AM

Soap and a shower.

just a punk · 07-17-2010, 09:43 AM

Much more soap and a shower.

Sly · 07-17-2010, 09:47 AM

Seamen mostly.

candyflip · 07-17-2010, 09:54 AM

Whatever Johnson's Baby Lotion is on my hands when I'm done lotioning up the kids.

marketsmart · 07-17-2010, 09:54 AM

I believe in taking care of myself, eating a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an icepack while doing my stomach crunches; I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water-activated gel cleanser. Then a honey-almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb mint facial masque, which I leave on for ten minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer. Then an anti-aging eye balm, followed by a final moisturizing protecting lotion.

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charlie g · 07-17-2010, 10:16 AM

I rub chicken shit on my face to give a really nice earth tone to my wrinkles. I then have my GF piss all over me so I have that "urban outdoorsman" odor with me throughout the day. I know it seems like a lot of trouble, but it is a conversation starter and I enjoy taking care of myself.

Caligari · 07-17-2010, 10:18 AM

My squirting girlfriend.

marketsmart · 07-17-2010, 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Caligari

My squirting girlfriend.

out of her pussy or out of her ass?

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Caligari · 07-17-2010, 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by marketsmart

out of her pussy or out of her ass?

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Simultaneously if she's in the right mood.

I find that feeding her a ten ounce rib eye, 3 bowls of Special K, a 5th of Ronrico 151 and a 12 oz serving of organic blueberrys the night before does the trick.

marketsmart · 07-17-2010, 10:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Caligari

Simultaneously if she's in the right mood.

I find that feeding her a ten ounce rib eye, 3 bowls of Special K, a 5th of Ronrico 151 and a 12 oz serving of organic blueberrys the night before does the trick.

my kind of lady....

what i recommend is giving her 3 bottles of Fleet Enemas... let that stew in her for about 10 minutes...

the explosive mixture that will come gushing out of her will be a religious experience...

btw.. make sure you try this for the first time in some shady motel that only excepts cash and doesnt ask for id's...

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fuzebox · 07-17-2010, 10:46 AM

Marketsmart

Should I be the first to provide a real comment? I use Old Spice dry skin defense body wash in the shower, and then a nivea "shine control" facial moisturizer after the shower.

CaptainHowdy · 07-17-2010, 10:49 AM

Real man's hands and face are always dry...

Sly · 07-17-2010, 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by marketsmart

I believe in taking care of myself, eating a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an icepack while doing my stomach crunches; I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water-activated gel cleanser. Then a honey-almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb mint facial masque, which I leave on for ten minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer. Then an anti-aging eye balm, followed by a final moisturizing protecting lotion.

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I like your new business card.

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marketsmart HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Sunnybrook Institution for the Criminally Insane Posts: 20,419	I believe in taking care of myself, eating a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an icepack while doing my stomach crunches; I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water-activated gel cleanser. Then a honey-almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb mint facial masque, which I leave on for ten minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer. Then an anti-aging eye balm, followed by a final moisturizing protecting lotion. .

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charlie g Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Center of the Universe Posts: 2,759	I rub chicken shit on my face to give a really nice earth tone to my wrinkles. I then have my GF piss all over me so I have that "urban outdoorsman" odor with me throughout the day. I know it seems like a lot of trouble, but it is a conversation starter and I enjoy taking care of myself. __________________ AlanAgus1 at gmail dot com -------------------------------

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