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garce · 10-20-2011, 11:00 PM

Thought I had a problem for a minute. Phew - still got three beers and four livers on ice. Thank GOD I had the foresight to buy those East German children just before the wall was torn down.

They are coming in handy now. Unfortunately, two of them lied about thier blood type, so... Funny thing is this - I don't know which liver matches my system! I didn't label them!

Yeah, life is hard - and I'm stupid. But not stupid enough to publically admit to my crimes...

Those little cunts were costly. Luckily, I get paid a grand or two for every Thai whore I smuggle into Canada. Blood type match? Thanks for the organs, ditch-bitch.

The "ditch" part means that that is where you're Jane Doe body will be found in three or four years. The "bitch" part means you lied, now you're dead in a field just outside Coboconk.

10-20-2011, 11:00 PM
garce Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Toronto Posts: 7,103	Still Got Three Beers Thought I had a problem for a minute. Phew - still got three beers and four livers on ice. Thank GOD I had the foresight to buy those East German children just before the wall was torn down. They are coming in handy now. Unfortunately, two of them lied about thier blood type, so... Funny thing is this - I don't know which liver matches my system! I didn't label them! Yeah, life is hard - and I'm stupid. But not stupid enough to publically admit to my crimes... Those little cunts were costly. Luckily, I get paid a grand or two for every Thai whore I smuggle into Canada. Blood type match? Thanks for the organs, ditch-bitch. The "ditch" part means that that is where you're Jane Doe body will be found in three or four years. The "bitch" part means you lied, now you're dead in a field just outside Coboconk.