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10-20-2011, 11:00 PM
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Still Got Three Beers
Thought I had a problem for a minute. Phew - still got three beers and four livers on ice. Thank GOD I had the foresight to buy those East German children just before the wall was torn down.
They are coming in handy now. Unfortunately, two of them lied about thier blood type, so... Funny thing is this - I don't know which liver matches my system! I didn't label them! Yeah, life is hard - and I'm stupid. But not stupid enough to publically admit to my crimes... Those little cunts were costly. Luckily, I get paid a grand or two for every Thai whore I smuggle into Canada. Blood type match? Thanks for the organs, ditch-bitch. The "ditch" part means that that is where you're Jane Doe body will be found in three or four years. The "bitch" part means you lied, now you're dead in a field just outside Coboconk. |
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10-20-2011, 11:09 PM
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you got a mention on my fb update about how funny the GFY nightcrew threads are this evening
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10-20-2011, 11:10 PM
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ftw ....
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10-20-2011, 11:56 PM
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I'm more concerned about the coleslaw I made tonight. I have to make dinner - got to keep the basement bitches alive - so I whipped up some tuna croquettes, fried up a few leftover potatoes, and made the slaw. And WHAT a slaw it was - or is - I'm eating it now. The slaw is fucking dreamy - and the tuna wasn't cheap, either. I slowly smoked a sashimi quality bluefin, cut it with eggs and crackers (potatoes are too Irish...), dry-fried a crispy croquette. A breathtaking fish patty. Pink on the inside, crispy on the outside with the fried saltine crust. Just fucking beautiful. For the slaw, I used Balsamic vinegar, Dijon mustard, unsweetened strawberry jam, cracked black pepper, and actual Hawaiian volcanic salt. That shit ALONE is $24 a pound. Emulsified some canola oil into the dressing, and the slaw is breathtaking. Meanwhile, these foreign bitches ae SCREAMING! These cunts never ate so good. Their Thai parents only ever fed them rice boiled in shit water, and fish pulled out of diseased rivers. If I did not have the foresight to soundprrof the rooms, I would have to dispose of some very sexy, well-used corpses. As it is, I'm just enjoying a delicious bowl of cloe slaw. Fuck the screaming cunts - try using Balsamic instead of white or cider vinegar next time you make a slaw. I like to toss some preserves into my dressing for sweetness instead of sugar. You won't even notice the screaming. I promise. OMG - my puppy just jumped on my lap and broke my chain of thought. I'm goona go cuddle my dog - AS LONG AS IT PUTS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN!!! |
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10-21-2011, 01:15 AM
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this thread is giving me mixed emotions about my decision to not do drugs.
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