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Old 05-21-2012, 06:26 PM  
epitome
So Fucking Lame
 
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Jesus had two dad's...

I wonder if Mary was just a surrogate?

So many unanswered questions.

I really am trying to wrap my mind around this religious thing. I am trying to make sense of it and figure out how I'm going to hell but I keep hitting dead ends everywhere I look.

Quote:
"Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination."
I don't. Does that mean I will be saved? In fact, I am extremely uncomfortable when in close proximity to a female. I don't do that cuddling thing at all. Pillow walls FTW!

Some God fearing mortals may say that my understanding is wrong, but there are at least 14 different accepted definitions!

http://www.religioustolerance.org/hom_bibh3.htm

How do we know any of them are right?

Verse 19 of Leviticus 18:22 forbids sexual activity with a menstruating woman as it is a sin. I've never done that.

So I'm good to go, right? I'm not worried about the rest of the Bible as I still have both of my eyes and all of my teeth, don't covet my neighbor's wife or do much of anything except sit in front of my computer.

Can somebody please show me the light?
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