Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd

OK here's the "recipe": It's fucking cheap-ass, bad for ya, poor white trash, trailer park, good ol' fashioned fucking MAYONNAISE. But with a 'special ingredient' you will never discover.

Why? Because it's the semen from the fry cook in the back of KFC who made your chicken sandwich and thought you were cute, that's why.

Now that's better!

Originally Posted by brassmonkey

You Won't Believe What Was In Her McDonald's Mayo 'The Texture Was Familiar'