GFY chefs: Need McDonald or KFC Mayonnaise recipe - GoFuckYourself.com

freecartoonporn · 04-21-2015, 11:06 PM

i like DIY , so i try to replicate/make what i get in fastfood joint. , at home.

i have been trying various Mayonnaise brands , but nothing tastes like , Mayonnaise used in McDonald or KFC Burgers.

How do they fucking make it ?
or its not Mayonnaise at all ? and something else ?

i even heard they take regular mayo and modify it.

i heard they use egg-less mayo.

enlighten me here.

thanks for your time .

AntonMG · 04-22-2015, 08:12 AM

Hey,

Taste wise, it's pretty close to French mayonnaise.
I would take the french recipe (whisk method):
Classic Mayonnaise Recipes | Ricardo

To be as close to the taste as humanly possible without all the chem stuff, I would prefer the White wine vinegar, cut down on pepper, replace the dry mustard with half the quantity of Dijon mustard.
Maybe add a pinch of sugar at the end (because let's face it, there's always sugar somewhere in a Macdonald's recipe).

You should be pretty much there.

PR_Glen · 04-22-2015, 08:17 AM

they just use regular mayo.

beat eggs and add in oil SLOWLY as you mix, just a bit at a time. don't add salt or vinegar until the end or it wont set right. (oh and don't forget to add in salt and vinegar or it tastes like nothing)

freecartoonporn · 04-22-2015, 10:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AntonMG

Hey,

Taste wise, it's pretty close to French mayonnaise.
I would take the french recipe (whisk method):
Classic Mayonnaise Recipes | Ricardo

To be as close to the taste as humanly possible without all the chem stuff, I would prefer the White wine vinegar, cut down on pepper, replace the dry mustard with half the quantity of Dijon mustard.
Maybe add a pinch of sugar at the end (because let's face it, there's always sugar somewhere in a Macdonald's recipe).

You should be pretty much there.

thanks man, i ll try it soon.

Quote:

Originally Posted by PR_Glen

they just use regular mayo.

beat eggs and add in oil SLOWLY as you mix, just a bit at a time. don't add salt or vinegar until the end or it wont set right. (oh and don't forget to add in salt and vinegar or it tastes like nothing)

last time i did it mysqlf, got the shitty[very bad taste], smelly, yellow mayo .

thats why i am looking for something ready made from market, anyways ill try this again.

Harmon · 04-22-2015, 10:34 AM

Some of you mother fuckrs are warped.

I came into this thread thinking it was a joke, only to realize that you fat asses want fast food at home. Drop some Catalina dressing into your Mayo and call it a day.

Jesus Christ.

JFK · 04-22-2015, 11:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harmon

Some of you mother fuckrs are warped.

I came into this thread thinking it was a joke, only to realize that you fat asses want fast food at home. Drop some Catalina dressing into your Mayo and call it a day.

Jesus Christ.

druid66 · 04-22-2015, 11:32 AM

just wanna say SLOWLY is an urban legend.
you can check on youtube how ppl are making it with using hand blenders in few seconds.
here's not bad example it's in polish so just turn off sound, but there's plenty of movies.

scroll to 3:55 when he's starting blending (it's not slowly..)

CurrentlySober · 04-22-2015, 11:37 AM

The answers really simple.

Infact it sounds too simple... But....

Just use normal mayo, but add a sprinkling of onion powder to it. Onion powder is the secret ingredient...

EDIT: 1/16th onion powder to be utterly precise.

freecartoonporn · 04-22-2015, 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by druid66

just wanna say SLOWLY is an urban legend.
you can check on youtube how ppl are making it with using hand blenders in few seconds.
here's not bad example it's in polish so just turn off sound, but there's plenty of movies.

scroll to 3:55 when he's starting blending (it's not slowly..)

thanks .ill try this .

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

The answers really simple.

Infact it sounds too simple... But....

Just use normal mayo, but add a sprinkling of onion powder to it. Onion powder is the secret ingredient...

EDIT: 1/16th onion powder to be utterly precise.

thats what i thought, i was missing something.,

i have even started to try different kinds of spreads.

The Porn Nerd · 04-22-2015, 07:58 PM

OK here's the "recipe": It's fucking cheap-ass, bad for ya, poor white trash, trailer park, good ol' fashioned fucking MAYONNAISE. But with a 'special ingredient' you will never discover.

Why? Because it's the semen from the fry cook in the back of KFC who made your chicken sandwich and thought you were cute, that's why.

Now that's better!

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 04-22-2015, 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harmon

Some of you mother fuckrs are warped.

I came into this thread thinking it was a joke, only to realize that you fat asses want fast food at home. Drop some Catalina dressing into your Mayo and call it a day.

Jesus Christ.

I heard it's thousand island.

brassmonkey · 04-22-2015, 08:15 PM

You Won't Believe What Was In Her McDonald's Mayo 'The Texture Was Familiar'

freecartoonporn · 04-22-2015, 08:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd

OK here's the "recipe": It's fucking cheap-ass, bad for ya, poor white trash, trailer park, good ol' fashioned fucking MAYONNAISE. But with a 'special ingredient' you will never discover.

Why? Because it's the semen from the fry cook in the back of KFC who made your chicken sandwich and thought you were cute, that's why.

Now that's better!

so much hate, anyways .

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey

You Won't Believe What Was In Her McDonald's Mayo 'The Texture Was Familiar'

thats gross.

thats the reason i want to try DIY way.

Spunky · 04-22-2015, 09:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey

You Won't Believe What Was In Her McDonald's Mayo 'The Texture Was Familiar'

I hope they don't do that in the fillet o fish

The Porn Nerd · 04-22-2015, 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by freecartoonporn

so much hate, anyways .

No man, I was just havin' some fun. I grew up on mayo. In fact, I used some tonight for my tuna fish sandwich. LOL

Manfap · 04-23-2015, 01:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AntonMG

Hey,

Taste wise, it's pretty close to French mayonnaise.
I would take the french recipe (whisk method):
Classic Mayonnaise Recipes | Ricardo

To be as close to the taste as humanly possible without all the chem stuff, I would prefer the White wine vinegar, cut down on pepper, replace the dry mustard with half the quantity of Dijon mustard.
Maybe add a pinch of sugar at the end (because let's face it, there's always sugar somewhere in a Macdonald's recipe).

You should be pretty much there.

Why would you take a French recipie? Mayonnasie is Spanish.

Grapesoda · 04-23-2015, 06:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by freecartoonporn

i like DIY , so i try to replicate/make what i get in fastfood joint. , at home.

i have been trying various Mayonnaise brands , but nothing tastes like , Mayonnaise used in McDonald or KFC Burgers.

How do they fucking make it ?
or its not Mayonnaise at all ? and something else ?

i even heard they take regular mayo and modify it.

i heard they use egg-less mayo.

enlighten me here.

thanks for your time .

best mayo in the world.... no shit.... order some a see what you think?

Amazon.com : Kewpie Mayonaise, 17.64-Ounce Tubes (Pack of 2) : Mayonnaise : Grocery & Gourmet Food

freecartoonporn · 04-23-2015, 08:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grapesoda

best mayo in the world.... no shit.... order some a see what you think?

Amazon.com : Kewpie Mayonaise, 17.64-Ounce Tubes (Pack of 2) : Mayonnaise : Grocery & Gourmet Food

thats not eggless, i am under impression that KFC AND McD guys use eggless mayo. so they dont have to maintain 2 types of mayo one for non-veg and another for veg.

anyways i ll try this too.

update:

see what i found on ad on amazon .

McDonald's Mayonnaise 500 ml

freecartoonporn · 04-23-2015, 08:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey

You Won't Believe What Was In Her McDonald's Mayo 'The Texture Was Familiar'

damn you , i almost believed it.

No, A Woman Did Not Get Served Semen At McDonald's And Then Contract Herpes From Eating It

GoReadYourself

brassmonkey · 04-23-2015, 09:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by freecartoonporn

damn you , i almost believed it.

No, A Woman Did Not Get Served Semen At McDonald's And Then Contract Herpes From Eating It

GoReadYourself

hehehe you ruined it.

Grapesoda · 04-23-2015, 09:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by freecartoonporn

thats not eggless, i am under impression that KFC AND McD guys use eggless mayo. so they dont have to maintain 2 types of mayo one for non-veg and another for veg.

anyways i ll try this too.

update:

see what i found on ad on amazon .

McDonald's Mayonnaise 500 ml

yeah have the at amazon as well.... ships from Germany ... try the Japanese's stuff you'll go nuts for it... best mayo I've ever had

CDSmith · 04-23-2015, 10:01 AM

No clue abou the mayo but if any of you manage to crack the ingredients code on that KFC gravy I'd be very interested to know it.

That stuff is my fast food crack.

Kracktucky-Fried Chicken.

brassmonkey · 04-23-2015, 10:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith

No clue abou the mayo but if any of you manage to crack the ingredients code on that KFC gravy I'd be very interested to know it.

That stuff is my fast food crack.

Kracktucky-Fried Chicken.

Grapesoda · 04-23-2015, 10:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith

No clue abou the mayo but if any of you manage to crack the ingredients code on that KFC gravy I'd be very interested to know it.

That stuff is my fast food crack.

Kracktucky-Fried Chicken.

How to Make KFC Gravy - Copycat Recipe Guide

CDSmith · 04-23-2015, 10:15 AM

Seems simple enough. Thanks guys. Would have expected a few extra "secret herbs and spices" in there but will try it.

How very cliché that it just has to be a fat guy doing the video.

druid66 · 04-23-2015, 10:21 AM

"extra "secret herbs and spices"" is worcestershire sauce, try to dig this one, legend says only 2 ppl knows accurate recipe. very good sauce btw, in my rural town i needed to buy it online lol :D

brassmonkey · 04-23-2015, 10:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grapesoda

How to Make KFC Gravy - Copycat Recipe Guide

you asshole!!

im going to try that

atom · 04-23-2015, 11:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey

this shit looks nothing like KFC's gravy.

DanS · 04-23-2015, 12:21 PM

For original KFC or McDo, don't forget your dose of MSG.
Taste buds want to be fooled, right?

brassmonkey · 04-23-2015, 12:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by atom

this shit looks nothing like KFC's gravy.

well this is fresh

the real deal needs fermentation Billion Dollar Chicken Shop claims KFC gravy is made from 5-DAY-OLD chicken - Mirror Online

04-21-2015, 11:06 PM	#1
freecartoonporn Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: NC Posts: 7,683	GFY chefs: Need McDonald or KFC Mayonnaise recipe i like DIY , so i try to replicate/make what i get in fastfood joint. , at home. i have been trying various Mayonnaise brands , but nothing tastes like , Mayonnaise used in McDonald or KFC Burgers. How do they fucking make it ? or its not Mayonnaise at all ? and something else ? i even heard they take regular mayo and modify it. i heard they use egg-less mayo. enlighten me here. thanks for your time . __________________ SSD Cloud Server, VPS Server, Simple Cloud Hosting \| DigitalOcean

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druid66 Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 994	"extra "secret herbs and spices"" is worcestershire sauce, try to dig this one, legend says only 2 ppl knows accurate recipe. very good sauce btw, in my rural town i needed to buy it online lol :D __________________ Pure Japan japanese babes blog

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