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Movies to NOT watch thread - add yours!
I'll get the ball rolling with some crap i've recently watched that isn't worth wasting your time watching.
Operation End Game I atleast thought this would be a bit funny even though the storyline is crap, but it turned to be a clusterfuck of absolute shit. Staten Island An attempt by the director to make something weird and interesting like perhaps a Scorcese stroke Tarrantino movie that fails on so many levels. Add your's ![]() |
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Grown Ups
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Ah My Balls
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citizen kane. absolute crap.
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I actually enjoyed it in a weird way but I saw a prettty dark and disturbing movie on Showtime the other evening- The Road, starring Viggo Mortensen. A father escorts his son along a road in a post-apocalyptic United States, being pursued by organized gangs of cannibals, preying on the few humans survivors. Some pretty dark and intense scenes and from what I read online, one they filmed featuring a cooked human baby on spit that didn't make the final edit.
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The Big Lebowski - a movie only stupid people like.
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Here are a few to avoid-
Paranormal Activity 2 - wow what a boring pile of crap The Rig - John Forsyth stuck in yet another piece of shit horror film, practically unwatchable. Iron Man 2 - did the production company let their kids make the sequel? overblown boring special effects and a lame ass story.
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I watched a movie last night called Spider Baby. Pretty old movie (1968 - not that old to me, sad to say), but very fucked up. With Lon Chaney Jr (credited as "Lon Chaney"), and an extremely young - but just as creepy as he is 42 years later - Sid Haig. I can't say don't watch it, but its kind of fucked up.
If you're not interested in the history of horror movies - and maybe even if you are - you might want to skip it. Its a sad end to a great career. Lon Chaney Jr is the son of the greatest horror movie actor in the history of American Cinema. I'd say "the world" but Boris Karloff, Vincent Price, Peter Lorre, Christopher Lee, Peter Cuching... Lon Chaney was the forefather of the modern American movie monster. His son was a close second. ![]() |
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Gone Fishin'
Also, anything with Julia Roberts as the leading role.
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The Book Of Eli
I 99% of the times will find SOMETHING i like in ANY movie. i literally left the movie theater pissed off lol. |
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Independance Day (American might like it but its insulting to everyone else).
Pearl Habour (No, World War 2 did not start on that day!). Any historical film that changes the nationality of one of the main characters to an american in an attept to sell it to that market. Any film with Jim Carrey in.
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I had seriously high expectation for the Hurt Locker.
Turned it off half way though. Go see Unstoppable. Unless you hate entirely predictable movies.
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Skyline and Easy A. I would rather cut off my penis with a rusty bread knife than have to sit through either of these again.
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GI Joe - oh my god they fucked that whole movie up. I was pissed.
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godfather - boring, fell asleep.
2001: A Space Odyssey - didn't get it, too weird. |
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"The Box"
That movie made me want to punch myself in the face.
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Am I the only person who finds Will Ferrell NOT funny?
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Heard human centipede was worth avoiding on many levels
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"Machete"...
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Anything where the digital budget was more than the actors.
Seriously some films are all special effects done on a computer and leave the story, directing and acting to last. Citizen Kane was one of the greatest films ever. But would fly over the heads of some. |
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Death Warrior G.I. Joe Total waste of time.
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Really? That's too bad. I rather liked that movie. I found it had great atmosphere and kept me on my toes throughout most of it. Very Twilightzone-ish. I also loved the original Donnie Darko (same director).
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bahhahahahahahah!
I thought i was the only one that thought that movie was overrated... coen brothers are great film makers but that one is a bit of a fart bag...
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No.
and +1 on Jim Carrey being a cunt too. Shit films: Sick Girl Six Reasons Why Paranormal Activity Paranormal Activity 2 I liked The Box ![]()
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anything with caribbean in title lol
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Inglorious Basterds.
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Big Fucking hahahaha
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The Astronauts Wife - I watched the first 20 minutes for 4 hours once
The Avengers - Walked out of the theater, and was sick for 3 days after watching Inglorious Bastards - huge disappointment Almost forgot - anything by M Knight Shamalon after the 6th sense
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I'd say watch it but certainly don't buy the DVD coming out in February.
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White Noise
The Ruins Eagle Eye just bad stuff man
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Big Lebowski- That shit is funny.
Men that stare at goats... not so much. Borat-funny Bruno-not so much Citizen Kane- fucking awesome
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I haven't seen that yet, I like some of Adam Sandler's movies so still want to see it.
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Just saw "The Bounty Hunter" and boy does it suck. Anything with Jennifer Aniston I tend to stay away, but my wife wanted to see it. But after that, she wishes she hadn't
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Southland Tales-
Fucking awful. I don't even know where to start. Pretty much in a nutshell they gave the guy who made Donnie Darko a blank check to do whatever he wanted and the result is a shit ton of famous people acting out the fantasies of a crazy person. The Box might have been alot better if he hadn't added a bunch of shit to the story to try to tie it in to Southland Tales. That's how bad Southland Tales is, it's so fucking awful that it infects other movies. ![]() The Happening (or pretty much every movie M. Night Shamalan made after Signs)- I think Mark Wahlberg is incapable of playing a nice guy. He's so ill equipped at acting like a normal decent person, I think he must really be a complete asshole in real life to be so incapable of displaying kind or caring emotions on the screen. Besides the bad acting the story pretty much sucks, I can't believe someone gave him funding for this after Lady in the Water.. which by the way also sucks. The Lovely Bones - Another movie made crappier by Marky Mark's sappy over acting trying to play a good guy. I'm not a hater, I loved him in I <3 Huckabees, Boogie Nights, etc but this is another movie where he really sucks. I don't know what happened with Peter Jackson, he did a great job with Heavenly Creatures. Maybe because this was the film he was working on when he dropped close to 100lbs his crash diet left him light headed and confused. The ending of this movie made me so mad I wanted to break stuff. Fucking awful. |
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